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LoDsdeath
03/24/21 11:15:55 AM
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Penises are shrinking and genitals becoming malformed because of pollution, an environmental scientist has warned in a new book detailing the challenges facing human reproduction.
Dr Shanna Swan writes that humanity is facing an "existential crisis" in fertility rates as a result of phthalates, a chemical used when manufacturing plastics that impacts the hormone-producing endocrine system.

As a result of this pollution, a growing number of babies are being born with small penises, Dr Swan writes.
Her book, titled Count Down, examines "how our modern world is threatening sperm counts, altering male and female reproductive development, and imperilling the future of the human race".
Dr Swan's research began by examining phthalate syndrome, something observed in rats which found that when fetuses were exposed to the chemical they were likely to be born with shrunken genitals.
She discovered that male human babies who had been exposed to the phthalates in the womb had a shorter anogenital distance - something that correlated with penile volume.
The chemical has an industrial use in making plastics more flexible, but Dr Swan says it is being transmitted into toys and foods and subsequently harms human development.

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106
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g0ldie
03/24/21 11:17:09 AM
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just what we needed to get the male population around the world to turn green

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Were_Wyrm
03/24/21 11:17:53 AM
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Soon women will be like "He better have the three 5's"

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Boombam99
03/24/21 11:18:58 AM
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I read about this in another article too. Mens sperm counts are also plummeting at an alarming rate. By 2045 men could be completely incapable of reproducing.
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Nukazie
03/24/21 11:19:54 AM
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nice i finally have an excuse to show a girl, gotta print this

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Duncanwii
03/24/21 11:20:11 AM
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Boombam99 posted...
I read about this in another article too. Mens sperm counts are also plummeting at an alarming rate. By 2045 men could be completely incapable of reproducing.

Oh well, theres too many people on earth right now anyway. Worry about it when overpopulation isnt such a pressing problem.
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Pome
03/24/21 11:20:58 AM
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Hope I become above average
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MedeaLysistrata
03/24/21 11:26:07 AM
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Tragic. Stuff like this can also cause sex imbalances in births. Crazy how this kind of stuff can affect us.

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Touch
03/24/21 11:43:20 AM
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Man I've taken in a lot of pollution

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wackyteen
03/24/21 11:49:56 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Soon women will be like "He better have the three 5's"
5 fingers, 5 toes, 5 teeth

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IShall_Run_Amok
03/24/21 11:51:37 AM
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CEmen explaining the effects of pollution on male penis size to women they just said 'hello' to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdquYEw36TU

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Were_Wyrm
03/24/21 1:14:05 PM
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wackyteen posted...
5 fingers, 5 toes, 5 teeth
Tinder in the south

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Sir Will
03/24/21 3:51:52 PM
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Oh lovely.

Duncanwii posted...
Oh well, theres too many people on earth right now anyway. Worry about it when overpopulation isnt such a pressing problem.
That's a bit late.

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BloodMoon7
03/24/21 3:54:36 PM
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Yeah that's totally the reason why. Can't just be that my ween small haha.

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Damn_Underscore
03/24/21 3:58:31 PM
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Luckily everyone here has a big penis so we dont have to worry about this

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ROBANN_88
03/24/21 4:01:50 PM
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g0ldie posted...
just what we needed to get the male population around the world to turn green

nah, majority pf the ones in power to do anything about it are just gonna be like "so this only effects the newborn, not me.....who cares?"

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Sir Will
03/24/21 4:04:54 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
nah, majority pf the ones in power to do anything about it are just gonna be like "so this only effects the newborn, not me.....who cares?"
True.

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CobraGT
03/24/21 4:17:29 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Oh well, theres too many people on earth right now anyway. Worry about it when overpopulation isnt such a pressing problem.

Study that we have overpopulation ??? Overpopulation is propaganda. We have the resources.

What we have is .1% of the population controlling 99% of the wealth. If the wealth was to be distributed down, then we might have a Golden Age.

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