Current Events > I can't eat for 5 days

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I had a fraudulent charge on my account from Match (apparently this has been an issue with other since 2009). So I called my bank and they canceled my card and I will have a new debit card in 5 days. Damn hackers!!!

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Eat your hand

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Shit, I thought this was for a medical reason. Do you have a credit card?

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don't you get credit, or whatever it's called, when you contact the bank and let them know of any fraudulent charges you might have?

it happened for me.

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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Eat your hand

Haha, that is too much work.

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A 5 day fast is difficult but doable without any long-term adverse consequences. Should you have to go through with it, I wish you the best of luck. Drink as much water as you can tolerate.

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1337toothbrush posted...

Shit, I thought this was for a medical reason. Do you have a credit card?

I do but I only use it in emergencies.

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g0ldie posted...

don't you get credit, or whatever it's called, when you contact the bank and let them know of any fraudulent charges you might have?

it happened for me.

It reversed before I had even noticed it. Apparently there was an error in communication when the transaction went through.

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You didn't have enough food on hand to last five days? I thought I had a poorly stocked kitchen.

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Go to a food bank.

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AloneIBreak posted...

A 5 day fast is difficult but doable without any long-term adverse consequences. Should you have to go through with it, I wish you the best of luck. Drink as much water as you can tolerate.

It is easy, I do it before my colonoscopies.

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Heartomaton posted...

You didn't have enough food on hand to last five days? I thought I had apoorly stocked kitchen.

All I have in my fridge is soda and lemonade.

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Monolith1676 posted...

All I have in my fridge is soda and lemonade.

Jesus, dude.

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do you have any money on you? get some cup noodles or something dude

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Heartomaton posted...

Jesus, dude.

I don't know how to cook so I don't bother buying food at grocery stores.

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Monolith1676 posted...

I don't know how to cook

RIP

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1337toothbrush posted...

Shit, I thought this was for a medical reason

This. Can one even survive 5 days without food?
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Monolith1676 posted...

I don't know how to cook so I don't bother buying food at grocery stores.

This is pathetic, grow up

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Monolith1676 posted...

I don't know how to cook so I don't bother buying food at grocery stores.

I barely know how to cook and I still have more food than that. Come on, man.

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Monolith1676 posted...

I do but I only use it in emergencies.

Why? You can pay it off without accruing interest. Besides, this sounds like an emergency.

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ghostblob posted...

This is pathetic, grow up

My feelings are hurt.

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1337toothbrush posted...

Why? You can pay it off without accruing interest. Besides, this sounds like an emergency.

I am almost 400lbs, it isn't an emergency.

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You can go to the bank and withdraw some cash to hold you over until you get your new card
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WaterLink posted...

You can go to the bank and withdraw some cash to hold you over until you get your new card

If I get desperate I will.

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Monolith1676 posted...

WaterLink posted...

You can go to the bank and withdraw some cash to hold you over until you get your new card

If I get desperate I will.

I mean you're saying you have no food for 5 days. You planning on fasting for 5 days? Banks are closed on Sundays and have limited hours on Saturday. If I were you I'd get some cash tomorrow just to be safe.
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WaterLink posted...

I mean you're saying you have no food for 5 days. You planning on fasting for 5 days? Banks are closed on Sundays and have limited hours on Saturday. If I were you I'd get some cash tomorrow just to be safe.

I have done it so many times in the past. At 400lbs I will be fine.

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DuranOfForcena posted...

holy fuck man. so what, like fast food all day every day? i can't believe there are people in the world like this.

Just once a day when I am off work.

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I don't get people who don't know how to cook. We live in an age where you can literally find anything on YouTube. Hell, I learned how to build pcs from scratch off of YouTube.

4-5 eggs, in a large saucepan with boiling water, lay them gently in so they don't crack, leave for 7-9 minutes. You can find out if they are cooked by lifting one out of the pot. Look at the shell. It will start to dry up right before your eyes. The faster the water evaporates from the shell the more cooked it is inside. Then you just put it in cold/iced water for a couple minutes to make the shell handleable and stop the cooking process. I personally prefer a hard boiled egg as I make sandwiches from it.

When you get money, buy a Rice cooker with a steam tray. 10 lb bag of rice for a few dollars. Take a cup or two or rice put it inside of a sieve, one that fits inside your Rice cooker bowl. Wash with cold water a couple times until the water turns somewhat clear. Pour the rice into the bowl and then pour water on top of it until it comes to your first knuckle from the rice. Put in the cooker for 30 minutes.

There, 2 stupidly easy recipes anyone can cook.

I cook nearly everything, with the exception of Pizza, and subs(only because sandwich meat is stupid expensive where I live). Why pay 30 dollars for a steak when I can cook it at home for 14.

If you're serious, you can panhandle. At least one person will slide you a $5 each day. That's enough to survive, it'll get you three McChickens a day.

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smoke_break posted...

If you're serious, you can panhandle. At least one person will slide you a $5 each day. That's enough to survive, it'll get you three McChickens a day.

I am not poor, I got money in the bank.

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This is why you never ever buy with debit
That's what credit is for

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Ivany2008 posted...

I don't get people who don't know how to cook. We live in an age where you can literally find anything on YouTube.

This is what finally got me to quit being lazy and learn how to cook. No excuse these days

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Troll topic.

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BignutzisBack posted...

This is what finally got me to quit being lazy and learn how to cook. No excuse these days

I literally have pages bookmarked with my favorite recipes. I have a really really bad memory, so anytime I want to make... Pickled Onions for example, I can just go straight to the tutorial and it jogs my memory.

I'm hung up on one thing here, sorry if this makes me sound like an asshole. You are nearly 400 lbs but you say you have gone 5 days without eating before and you can do it again. Generally people who are that overweight have an addiction to eating and can't help themselves. If you can not eat for 5 days, why wouldn't you diet and lose some of that weight? Limit your food intake even half of what you normally eat and the pounds will drop off fast. Clearly it sounds like you are capable of reducing how much you eat. Unless...

BFrench2 posted...

Troll topic.

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Eat or Ill post something bad and prolly get modded for it

like calling you a poop head

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm hung up on one thing here, sorry if this makes me sound like an asshole. You are nearly 400 lbs but you say you have gone 5 days without eating before and you can do it again. Generally people who are that overweight have an addiction to eating and can't help themselves. If you can not eat for 5 days, why wouldn't you diet and lose some of that weight? Limit your food intake even half of what you normally eat and the pounds will drop off fast. Clearly it sounds like you are capable of reducing how much you eat. Unless...

I am lazy as hell. I really don't eat that much. I normally only eat once per day but I eat alot when I do.

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It sucks for the first day or two but it eventually stops being terrible as long as you avoid exercise as much as possible.

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Monolith1676 posted...

I don't know how to cook so I don't bother buying food at grocery stores.

learn how to cook. Do you have anything in your fridge/pantry or any money in your wallet? Eggs, rice, boneless chicken, pasta are easy. Can't be lazy as hell forever. Might as well learn how to cook sooner than later.. Because situations like these can happen, especially when you live by yourself.


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The issue is you don't have your debit card?.....

Go the the bank and get cash wtf is this shit lmao