Current Events > FACT: The L in "Samuel L Jackson" stands for "Motherfucker".

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Trumble
03/18/21 1:07:57 AM
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No, it doesn't matter that "Motherfucker" doesn't start with L, or indeed, have L anywhere in it. He's Samuel L Jackson, he can do whatever the motherfuck he wants.

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pure_temper
03/18/21 1:08:46 AM
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Agreed, Samuel L Jackson is a national treasure and a King.

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DeadBankerDream
03/18/21 1:14:37 AM
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It's really hard to say Samuel L. It breaks the flow of words coming out of my mouth.
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ShineboxPhil
03/18/21 1:15:22 AM
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Was about to fuck up palpatine if it wasnt for that bitch anakin.

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Trumble
03/18/21 1:16:10 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
It's really hard to say Samuel L. It breaks the flow of words coming out of my mouth.
I feel more like that about "L" followed by "Jackson", than I do about "Samuel" followed by "L", to be honest.

Although I notice that I almost pronounce it more as if "Samuel L" is one long word, like "sa-myu-lell", so maybe that's why.

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fuming
03/18/21 1:17:04 AM
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It's the only L he's ever taken
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pure_temper
03/18/21 1:18:12 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
Was about to fuck up palpatine if it wasnt for that bitch anakin.

Dude if they don't bring back Mace Windu in the next Star Wars movie when they're bringing back Hayden Christensen, I'd be really upset with Disney dropping the ball that hard.

I'll say all my usual schpiel about billionaires and 10% wealth tax and down with the false gods and all that, but honestly Disney at least knows how to make solid content and I wouldn't be surprised if he's already been retained with a fat fat check to make sure he's available.

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pure_temper
03/18/21 1:18:42 AM
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I want to see Old Mace Windu beating the shit out of Darth Vader

@Phynaster could this ever happen?

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ShineboxPhil
03/18/21 1:19:42 AM
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pure_temper posted...
I want to see Old Mace Windu beating the shit out of Darth Vader

@Phynaster could this ever happen?

I've had it with this motherfucking sith in this motherfucking galaxy, far far away

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Hambo the Hog
03/18/21 1:20:02 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
It's really hard to say Samuel L. It breaks the flow of words coming out of my mouth.
He should change his first name to Samyu. That way his name would just be pronounced Samuel Jackson.

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pure_temper
03/18/21 1:21:05 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
I've had it with this motherfucking sith in this motherfucking galaxy, far far away

Dude it'd be honorary on like "the entire history of cinema" if they allowed their one F-bomb drop in history to come from Samuel L. Jackson as Old Mace Windu against Darth Vader.

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Trumble
03/18/21 1:21:10 AM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
He should change his first name to Samyu. That way his name would just be pronounced Samuel Jackson.

Unless you pronounce it in full, and it becomes "Samyu Motherfucker Jackson".

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Hambo the Hog
03/18/21 1:26:07 AM
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Trumble posted...
Unless you pronounce it in full, and it becomes "Samyu Motherfucker Jackson".
Which is also cool cuz at the start it sounds like you're saying like "Sam, you motherfucker! Get over here and lemme buy you a drink!" or something.

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Phynaster
03/18/21 1:28:29 AM
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pure_temper posted...
I want to see Old Mace Windu beating the shit out of Darth Vader

@Phynaster could this ever happen?
I mean Jedi have survived worse, but im not a fan of the bring back Mace idea tbh. There are already a ton of post-Order 66 Jedi as is

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divot1338
03/18/21 1:31:08 AM
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L Motherfucker

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