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LordRazziel
03/17/21 10:57:00 PM
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5x your yearly pay, but Mike Tyson throws a haymaker to your face


He ain't holding back

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DespondentDeity
03/17/21 10:57:43 PM
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Prime Tyson?

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LordRazziel
03/17/21 10:58:55 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Prime Tyson?
Oh, yeah

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Garioshi
03/17/21 10:59:03 PM
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5x your yearly pay but you die

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DespondentDeity
03/17/21 10:59:28 PM
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Yeah fuck that

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LordRazziel
03/17/21 11:00:14 PM
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Garioshi posted...
5x your yearly pay but you die
That's a distinct possibility lol

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IfGodCouldDie
03/17/21 11:00:51 PM
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He's throwing one punch and I get 550K?

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LordRazziel
03/17/21 11:02:12 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
He's throwing one punch and I get 550K?
You got it.

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monkmith
03/17/21 11:03:05 PM
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cant do anything with money if i'm dead...

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IfGodCouldDie
03/17/21 11:03:36 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
You got it.

Am I under any obligation to just stand there and take it or can I try and protect myself/dodge it?

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LordRazziel
03/17/21 11:04:44 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Am I under any obligation to just stand there and take it or can I try and protect myself/dodge it?
You get cold clocked

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specialkid8
03/17/21 11:05:55 PM
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I duck. Free money.

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Naysaspace
03/17/21 11:07:31 PM
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To anyone who think they can dodge/duck/protect against it....i mean, that's just going to break your arms as well as your face. May as well take it.

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IfGodCouldDie
03/17/21 11:09:00 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
To anyone who think they can dodge/duck/protect against it....i mean, that's just going to break your arms as well as your face. May as well take it.
Why bother wearing a helmet when you ride a motorcycle, if you fall you're just going to break your helmet and still get hurt.

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specialkid8
03/17/21 11:13:24 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
To anyone who think they can dodge/duck/protect against it....i mean, that's just going to break your arms as well as your face. May as well take it.

How is ducking going to break my arms?

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JTilly
03/17/21 11:14:35 PM
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If I die, I die

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Chewtarch
03/17/21 11:16:58 PM
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deal, i duck

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Returning_CEmen
03/17/21 11:23:58 PM
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Deal. Didnt say I cant dodge, try to block it, or wear protective gear
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Heartomaton
03/17/21 11:24:59 PM
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Does the 5x multiplier apply to disability payments?

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L_S_P
03/17/21 11:32:27 PM
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Pretty sure I'd die.

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synth_real
03/17/21 11:35:09 PM
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I don't make enough money for that to be worth it

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shironinja
03/17/21 11:37:56 PM
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I've been KO-ed before and you basically don't remember it or other memories you have lost so I'm in.

Ignorance is bliss as they say.

I've done it for MUCH cheaper actually.

One time when I was drunk in Las Vegas suited up and whoring around the strip I randomly gave a few groups $20 to punch me in the face.

It was all fun and games but a police officer politely asked me to discontinue my activity.

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