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fohstick 03/16/21 2:38:35 PM #1: |
He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. God bless this man ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nothanks1 03/16/21 2:39:33 PM #2: |
That's assault
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ThePrinceFish 03/16/21 2:42:01 PM #3: |
That United States Marine? His name was Albert Einstein.
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ModLogic 03/16/21 2:43:46 PM #4: |
that marine is a dumb fucking piece of shit and should be jailed
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electricbugs2 03/16/21 2:46:24 PM #6: |
nothanks1 posted...
That's assault ModLogic posted... that marine is a dumb fucking piece of shit and should be jailed Never change CE -_- --- Balenciaga hoodies and Gucci shoes #FreeMelly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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What_ 03/16/21 2:47:51 PM #7: |
GregShmedley posted...
Lmfao I know people who would share this unironically. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 03/16/21 2:48:28 PM #8: |
"GOD" lmao
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ThePieReborn 03/16/21 2:51:52 PM #9: |
And every student there registered as a Republican while a bald eagle perched upon an American flag shed a single tear of pride.
Only True Americans will share this! --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VipaGTS 03/16/21 2:53:11 PM #10: |
*meanwhile, at GODs house*
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Funkydog 03/16/21 2:54:30 PM #12: |
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Paragon21XX 03/16/21 2:56:10 PM #13: |
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BeyondWalls 03/16/21 2:56:50 PM #14: |
fohstick posted...
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.Totally sounds like what a bunch of college kids would do after seeing their teacher get knocked the fuck out. Sit there quietly until he regained consciousness. --- END OF LINE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BeyondWalls 03/16/21 3:04:13 PM #15: |
fohstick posted...
He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. Fixed the story for 'ya. --- END OF LINE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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electricbugs2 03/16/21 3:05:30 PM #16: |
BeyondWalls posted...
Fixed the story for 'ya.Shut the fuck up --- Balenciaga hoodies and Gucci shoes #FreeMelly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThanksUglyGod 03/16/21 3:08:33 PM #17: |
Only REAL Americans will liek dis if u kry everytiem
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Machete 03/16/21 3:09:13 PM #18: |
electricbugs2 posted...
How are your friends Arugula, Arugula and Arugula? --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 03/16/21 3:10:06 PM #19: |
GregShmedley posted...
Lmfao I know people who would share this unironically. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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skermac 03/16/21 3:11:54 PM #20: |
ModLogic posted...
that marine is a dumb fucking piece of shit and should be jailed you should thank marins for your freedom --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Delirious_Beard 03/16/21 3:13:06 PM #21: |
the professor smirked quite Burgessly
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VipaGTS 03/16/21 3:15:35 PM #22: |
skermac posted...
you should thank marins for your freedomHe should think me for contributing to his paycheck and free education hes getting. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 03/16/21 3:16:50 PM #23: |
skermac posted...
I'll thank my step cousin who is a marine, not this guy. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gamer167 03/16/21 3:18:40 PM #24: |
What fat white conservative lady from the souths Facebook page did you find this on?
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HBKick18 03/16/21 6:13:10 PM #25: |
Delirious_Beard posted...
the professor smirked quite Burgesslyhahahahahaha --- Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AtelierRyza3462 03/16/21 6:14:22 PM #26: |
God sent that marine
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AvlButtslam 03/16/21 6:27:51 PM #27: |
I want hot cock not cold cock
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DarkRoast 03/16/21 6:30:50 PM #28: |
A liberal, atheist, Marxist, anarcho-communist professor was teaching a class on the age of the Earth. "First, before I start the lecture, I want everyone to stand up and kneel during the national anthem, like they do in American football games." Everyone in the class kneeled instead of placing their hands on their hearts, except for one man. The ex-Marine who had survived Normandy, Vietnam, the Alamo and Desert Storm stood up and proudly placed his shrapnel-shorn hand over his heart. He sang to the lyrics of the national anthem, messing up "whose broad stripes and bright stars" just like all true patriots.
The professor was immediately taken back. "You fool, you are defending the police state? The United States has been 300 years of police tyranny!" The ex-Marine calmly held up a pencil eraser. "Remind me, professor, how old is this eraser?" The professor smiled like Epstein at a Chuck-E-Cheese. "You ignorant, cis-hetero military-fascist capitalist pig! That eraser is made of material at least 4 billion years old, the age of the Earth!" The Marine maintained his resolute, humble posture. "If the Earth itself is, as you say, 4 billion years old... Why has it not evolved into a planet-human?" Visibly shaken, the professor dropped his chalk, hairless cat, a signed copy of Das Kapital and several My Little Pony comics and stormed out of the auditorium, crying. At that very moment, a bald eagle named FireFauci landed on the Communist Flag, shedding a tear on it, causing it to transform into a golden American flag with 48 stars (minus California and New York). At that very moment, the ex-Marine ascended to the stage and led the auditorium in the Pledge of Allegiance. All of the students registered Republican that day, and bought WWG1WGA shirts / made QAnon Twitter accounts. Absentee and mail-in voting was banned, and the whole country was Gerrymandered. That ex-Marine's name? Donald Trump. Semper Fi. --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 03/16/21 6:39:02 PM #29: |
And the name of that soldier? Albert Einstein.
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nfearurspecimn 03/16/21 6:41:26 PM #30: |
lmfao I love these things
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