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UnfairRepresent
03/15/21 12:11:32 PM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from apperance to personality to career, except for the fact that she spends most of her free time writing Fan Fiction for Metal Gear Solid.

She's novelized the events of all the games, even the shitty ones like Snakes Revenge, MGS4 and Metal Gear Acid. As well as writing several lore friendly original stories, only pretty much every character is now gay or bi except Naomi and the sexual tension is palpable at almost every turn.

Her works have surpassed War and Peace + The LOTR in length and she's still writing more. She just really enjoys doing it.



Could you date her?

Inverse to male if that way inclined.

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FortuneCookie
03/15/21 12:12:10 PM
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Given the number of kinks I have, I'd prefer a girl who had kinks of her own.
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UnfairRepresent
03/15/21 12:30:23 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Given the number of kinks I have
oh my

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AldousIsDead
03/15/21 12:31:37 PM
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Downside where?

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teep_
03/15/21 12:31:51 PM
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Would she willing to write explicit heterosexual fanfiction for me from time to time?
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RedJackson
03/15/21 12:37:00 PM
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TroutPaste
03/15/21 1:06:21 PM
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Aeriis posted...
@TroutPaste

Don't knock it until you try it


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UnfairRepresent
03/15/21 1:12:54 PM
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teep_ posted...
Would she willing to write explicit heterosexual fanfiction for me from time to time?
Sure if you don't mind being a guard in a Russian military group who becomes a conquest for his superior

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teep_
03/15/21 1:43:32 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
teep_ posted...
Would she willing to write explicit heterosexual fanfiction for me from time to time?
Sure if you don't mind being a guard in a Russian military group who becomes a conquest for his superior

As long as it's heterosexual, I ain't fussed tbh
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DespondentDeity
03/15/21 1:44:31 PM
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So actually the perfect woman

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UnfairRepresent
03/16/21 1:05:52 PM
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teep_ posted...
As long as it's heterosexual, I ain't fussed tbh
She writes homoerotic fiction. Why do you want her to make it heterosexual?

Fine but you're getting pegging by Fortune while she whines about how much her life sucks

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teep_
03/16/21 1:29:22 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Why do you want her to make it heterosexual?

Cause that's what appeals to me

UnfairRepresent posted...
Fine but you're getting pegging by Fortune while she whines about how much her life sucks

But IS fortune HOT???
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UnfairRepresent
03/17/21 7:53:16 PM
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teep_ posted...
Cause that's what appeals to me

But IS fortune HOT???
I dunno

She just kinda whines about how much her life sucks 24/7 which makes her auto unattractive to me

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Nukazie
03/17/21 7:54:12 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
where downside?


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Dark_SilverX
03/17/21 7:55:56 PM
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Old Snake ontop of Old Ocelot while Raiden watches is what everyone wants to see.

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teep_
03/18/21 1:08:02 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She just kinda whines about how much her life sucks 24/7 which makes her auto unattractive to me

Hmm, I see your point
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fuming
03/18/21 1:09:11 AM
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My wife is a fujoshi already so this doesn't really change much
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Caroniver
03/18/21 1:09:50 AM
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As long as she doesn't expect me to read it.

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MedeaLysistrata
03/18/21 1:17:03 AM
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yeah what's the downside? writers are based

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ArchNemo
03/18/21 1:19:47 AM
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What's the quality like?

Is she like the Dostoevsky of homoerotic MGS fanfiction?

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