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YourLovelyTina
03/12/21 7:57:48 PM
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I always thought this was rather odd
>_>

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DD Divine
03/12/21 7:58:53 PM
#2:


Sweet butt= Gets passed around the MC till she finds someone to be her old man


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Squall28
03/12/21 7:58:56 PM
#3:


Old boy=movie
Old girl=dog

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jon1012
03/12/21 8:00:49 PM
#4:


Old Navy

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AdmiralStiff
03/12/21 8:01:20 PM
#5:


Girl = Lava
Boy = Shark

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TheFuriousInch
03/12/21 8:02:06 PM
#6:


Squall28 posted...
Old boy=movie
Old girl=dog
Old Yeller= dog movie

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Shotgunnova
03/12/21 8:02:28 PM
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Old Empire = song
Old Dominion = college

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Squall28
03/12/21 8:05:18 PM
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TheFuriousInch posted...
Old Yeller= dog movie

Old mind=blown

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Naysaspace
03/12/21 8:05:20 PM
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i don't get it

i've never called an old lady "wife"

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AdmiralStiff
03/12/21 8:06:34 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
i don't get it

i've never called an old lady "wife"
What about a 400 year old dragon-human hybrid waifu?

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