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Drpooplol 03/09/21 12:25:20 PM #1: |
Meet the most beautiful boy in the world.
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Spin4Fun359663 03/09/21 12:26:16 PM #2: |
Awwwww
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Eyeratosthenes 03/09/21 12:26:20 PM #3: |
love the hat
congrats on poop bundle! --- Aiways / Hairistotle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 03/09/21 12:26:42 PM #4: |
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ZeroX91 03/09/21 12:26:54 PM #5: |
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TheGoldenEel 03/09/21 12:27:44 PM #6: |
Daddypooplol
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Cocytus 03/09/21 12:28:04 PM #7: |
Congratulations
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LincolnDuncan 03/09/21 12:28:33 PM #8: |
I believe you'll find there is a new Drpooplol in town.
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Devstacular 03/09/21 12:30:02 PM #9: |
Huh, little Devstacular got that exact same hat.
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Romulox28 03/09/21 12:30:20 PM #10: |
congrats tc, its an amazing experience
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DravenRainrix 03/09/21 12:30:46 PM #11: |
Yay for you.
Top tip from one dad to another. Don't stress yourself over meaningless shit. Baby will poop, eat, speak and walk exactly when they're ready too, not a single moment sooner. It won't necessarily be when the books say they should be doing it. Oh and baby vests / baby grows / baby onesies have poppers at the bottom and seams at the shoulders, the shoulder seams are so you can take it off downward in cases of poop explosions... No need to take a poopy vest up over babies face. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Romulox28 03/09/21 12:32:08 PM #13: |
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NoxObscuras 03/09/21 12:41:41 PM #14: |
Congrats. Enjoy learning about the horrors of the "poop explosions" and the lack of sleep that comes with your new baby. They are cute though, when they're happy lol.
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Sariana21 03/09/21 12:43:46 PM #15: |
Congrats!
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Drpooplol 03/09/21 5:23:01 PM #16: |
Romulox28 posted...
also be sure to update us when you experience the meconium poopNone yet. Though he did poop before he came out, donut could be a while --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 03/09/21 5:23:32 PM #17: |
Romulox28 posted...
congrats tc, its an amazing experienceLol that was the nurse's work, but I feel like I'm getting the hang of it! --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 03/09/21 5:32:12 PM #19: |
Congrats.
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meralonne 03/09/21 5:33:02 PM #20: |
Congratulations. A Winner Is You.
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FortuneCookie 03/09/21 5:35:56 PM #21: |
Congratulations are in order.
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Sariana21 03/09/21 5:47:12 PM #22: |
Devstacular posted...
Huh, little Devstacular got that exact same hat.I think they all get the same hat! Mine are 16 and 13, and they both got that same hat! --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RedJackson 03/09/21 5:49:41 PM #23: |
Damn, you probably have access to the treasure trove of dad jokes now -- that's awesome though.. hopefully I'll be there at some point ready to pass on what I know but for now I think I got some more soul searching to do within myself and people >_>
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radical rhino 03/09/21 5:53:15 PM #24: |
Tips:
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Drpooplol 03/09/21 6:06:42 PM #25: |
radical rhino posted...
buy puppy training pads and put them on the changing table(s). Especially with newborns they save you from having to clean the changing pad.My wife already got both of those set up, she's a fucking champ :) And thanks for the tips! --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cleo_II 03/09/21 6:09:18 PM #26: |
Congrats, hes gorgeous!! So excited hes finally here! How is mom doing?
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Xatrion 03/09/21 6:10:50 PM #27: |
Congrats. Maybe some day I'll be one as well.
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Drpooplol 03/09/21 6:21:23 PM #28: |
Cleo_II posted...
Congrats, hes gorgeous!! So excited hes finally here! How is mom doing?She's good! (She just farted :p). Labor was hard and painful. When we went in we were in triage for like 9 hours because her cervix was stuck at 3 cm dilated. Then when it finally hit for we were admitted and then it went from 4 to 10 in like less than 30 minutes . It was so fast that she couldn't get an epidural. But then the actual pushing part only lasted 15 minutes! And we had a healthy, beautiful baby boy <3 --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 03/09/21 6:27:31 PM #29: |
Congrats. Hope you teach him the ways of the sword.
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Cleo_II 03/09/21 6:59:59 PM #30: |
Drpooplol posted...
She's good! (She just farted :p). Labor was hard and painful. When we went in we were in triage for like 9 hours because her cervix was stuck at 3 cm dilated. Then when it finally hit for we were admitted and then it went from 4 to 10 in like less than 30 minutes . It was so fast that she couldn't get an epidural.Lol one of my fears is I wont get the epidural in time. I want my drugs! At least the pushing part was fast. So glad everything went well! How did she know labor started? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Devstacular 03/09/21 7:01:42 PM #31: |
radical rhino posted...
formula is just as good as breast milk after the first week or two. No shame if the mom cant keep up or doesnt want to breastfeed. Its hard and breast pumps are a giant pain in the ass.Well, not in every way, but yeah, underproduction is a very common problem and formula can be perfectly fine as a supplement or even a total replacement if needed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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V-E-G-Y- 03/09/21 7:05:47 PM #32: |
Aww cute baby congrats. i can't wait till I'm a parent
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g0ldie 03/09/21 7:07:59 PM #33: |
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Drpooplol 03/09/21 8:12:32 PM #34: |
Cleo_II posted...
How did she know labor started?So yesterday morning at 330 am she woke up and had mild cramps every 5 minutes consistently. Then at her OB appointment later that morning, the doctor told her to check in when the contractions got to the point where she couldn't talk during them/had to stop if she was walking. That happened around 8/830 that night. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JScriv 03/09/21 8:22:21 PM #35: |
Drpooplol posted...
She's good! (She just farted :p). Labor was hard and painful. When we went in we were in triage for like 9 hours because her cervix was stuck at 3 cm dilated. Then when it finally hit for we were admitted and then it went from 4 to 10 in like less than 30 minutes . It was so fast that she couldn't get an epidural.Congrats! Sounds like things ramped up quick lol! My wifes pushing phases were always fast too, our first was around 30 minutes as well. Fastest was 7 minutes. No tearing either. Probably for the best she didnt get the epidural. Natural is best. You cant feel when to push, and you can push too hard and tear badly. Baby also is affected by the drugs. --- Stretch the bones over my skin, stretch the skin over my head I'm going to the holy land ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lonestar2000 03/09/21 8:25:01 PM #36: |
Real smart move having a baby during a pandemic. Hopefully too many people didn't die from the resources you unnecessarily took up.
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Lost_All_Senses 03/09/21 8:30:17 PM #37: |
Lonestar2000 posted...
Real smart move having a baby during a pandemic. Hopefully too many people didn't die from the resources you unnecessarily took up. When you wear your jadedness as a sequence jacket. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 03/09/21 8:44:25 PM #38: |
Romulox28 posted...
also be sure to update us when you experience the meconium poop@Romulox28 wow it's pretty gross! --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Accolon 03/09/21 8:49:49 PM #39: |
Drpooplol posted...
@Romulox28 wow it's pretty gross! Haha yeah, I remember basically pulling a tar-poop out of my son's butt. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Devstacular 03/09/21 9:12:23 PM #40: |
Everybody warned me about the black tar poop but honestly that yellow crap that comes after a day or two was way nastier to me, and nobody warned me about that.
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AlphaCuck 03/09/21 9:24:38 PM #41: |
who even is dat
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Cleo_II 03/09/21 9:26:27 PM #42: |
Drpooplol posted...
So yesterday morning at 330 am she woke up and had mild cramps every 5 minutes consistently. Then at her OB appointment later that morning, the doctor told her to check in when the contractions got to the point where she couldn't talk during them/had to stop if she was walking. That happened around 8/830 that night.Oh wow good to know. I keep wondering how Ill know to call the hospital and go. Ive been getting a ton of Braxton Hicks lately but not at all or just very mildly painful. Spaced out over hours though. Ive got the waddle going on too as baby is dropping. JScriv posted... Congrats! Sounds like things ramped up quick lol! My wifes pushing phases were always fast too, our first was around 30 minutes as well. Fastest was 7 minutes. No tearing either.Epidurals are safe. I plan to ask for one as soon as I can. Everything Ive read from other womens experience is that its rare they cannot feel anything at all. Most are able to feel and push just fine. Epidurals have come a long way in recent years. There is no best way other than what works best for the woman in labor. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 03/09/21 11:21:15 PM #43: |
Cleo_II posted...
Oh wow good to know. I keep wondering how Ill know to call the hospital and go.Yeah she had several times where she thought it might be time to go. The the OB said you KNOW when it's time. Lo and behold, she knew. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SamsungGearS2 03/09/21 11:23:37 PM #44: |
I have no advice to give as Im a dog dad, but kudos to you and the missus.
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Drpooplol 03/10/21 8:27:30 AM #45: |
Baby's had a few good feedings and he's had two good sized poops so far!
Breastfeeding is very frustrating though. I can't imagine how much more so it is for the momma. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El Mexicano Texano 03/10/21 8:47:39 AM #46: |
Congrats I got 2 kiddos myself both boys
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DravenRainrix 03/10/21 8:53:30 AM #47: |
Drpooplol posted...
Breastfeeding is very frustrating though. I can't imagine how much more so it is for the momma. Sore nips. Get her some cream to help, she'll thank you. Lansino Lanolin Cream. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HODL_Austin_Era 03/10/21 9:05:41 AM #48: |
Congrats. Welcome to the club. Enjoy the world toughest job: being a parent.
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Devstacular 03/10/21 9:53:08 AM #49: |
Drpooplol posted...
Breastfeeding is very frustrating though. I can't imagine how much more so it is for the momma.Sometimes you can find lactation classes, and lemme tell ya, those help immensely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 03/10/21 2:23:43 PM #50: |
Dude baby just fed for 25 holy shit I love him
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