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Drpooplol
03/09/21 12:25:20 PM
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Meet the most beautiful boy in the world.



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Spin4Fun359663
03/09/21 12:26:16 PM
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Awwwww
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Eyeratosthenes
03/09/21 12:26:20 PM
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love the hat

congrats on poop bundle!

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SSJ2GrimReaper
03/09/21 12:26:42 PM
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ZeroX91
03/09/21 12:26:54 PM
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https://youtu.be/U_QblhU45Fg
Im proud of ya.

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TheGoldenEel
03/09/21 12:27:44 PM
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Daddypooplol

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Cocytus
03/09/21 12:28:04 PM
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Congratulations
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LincolnDuncan
03/09/21 12:28:33 PM
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I believe you'll find there is a new Drpooplol in town.

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Devstacular
03/09/21 12:30:02 PM
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Huh, little Devstacular got that exact same hat.

Anyway, congrats!
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Romulox28
03/09/21 12:30:20 PM
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congrats tc, its an amazing experience

looks like your swaddle game is on point too

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DravenRainrix
03/09/21 12:30:46 PM
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Yay for you.

Top tip from one dad to another.
Don't stress yourself over meaningless shit.
Baby will poop, eat, speak and walk exactly when they're ready too, not a single moment sooner. It won't necessarily be when the books say they should be doing it.

Oh and baby vests / baby grows / baby onesies have poppers at the bottom and seams at the shoulders, the shoulder seams are so you can take it off downward in cases of poop explosions... No need to take a poopy vest up over babies face.

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Romulox28
03/09/21 12:32:08 PM
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also be sure to update us when you experience the meconium poop

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NoxObscuras
03/09/21 12:41:41 PM
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Congrats. Enjoy learning about the horrors of the "poop explosions" and the lack of sleep that comes with your new baby. They are cute though, when they're happy lol.

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Sariana21
03/09/21 12:43:46 PM
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Congrats!

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Drpooplol
03/09/21 5:23:01 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
also be sure to update us when you experience the meconium poop
None yet. Though he did poop before he came out, donut could be a while

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Drpooplol
03/09/21 5:23:32 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
congrats tc, its an amazing experience

looks like your swaddle game is on point too
Lol that was the nurse's work, but I feel like I'm getting the hang of it!

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KogaSteelfang
03/09/21 5:32:12 PM
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Congrats.

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meralonne
03/09/21 5:33:02 PM
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Congratulations. A Winner Is You.

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FortuneCookie
03/09/21 5:35:56 PM
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Congratulations are in order.
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Sariana21
03/09/21 5:47:12 PM
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Devstacular posted...
Huh, little Devstacular got that exact same hat.

Anyway, congrats!
I think they all get the same hat! Mine are 16 and 13, and they both got that same hat!

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RedJackson
03/09/21 5:49:41 PM
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Damn, you probably have access to the treasure trove of dad jokes now -- that's awesome though.. hopefully I'll be there at some point ready to pass on what I know but for now I think I got some more soul searching to do within myself and people >_>

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radical rhino
03/09/21 5:53:15 PM
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Tips:
  • buy puppy training pads and put them on the changing table(s). Especially with newborns they save you from having to clean the changing pad.
  • get a diaper genie. I dont know how people deal with putting poopy diapers in the kitchen trash can or having to always take them outside.
  • formula is just as good as breast milk after the first week or two. No shame if the mom cant keep up or doesnt want to breastfeed. Its hard and breast pumps are a giant pain in the ass.

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Drpooplol
03/09/21 6:06:42 PM
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radical rhino posted...
buy puppy training pads and put them on the changing table(s). Especially with newborns they save you from having to clean the changing pad.
get a diaper genie. I dont know how people deal with putting poopy diapers in the kitchen trash can or having to always take them outside.
My wife already got both of those set up, she's a fucking champ :)

And thanks for the tips!

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Cleo_II
03/09/21 6:09:18 PM
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Congrats, hes gorgeous!! So excited hes finally here! How is mom doing?

Im a few weeks behind you and terrified! I hope things went well with the birth.
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Xatrion
03/09/21 6:10:50 PM
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Congrats. Maybe some day I'll be one as well.

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Drpooplol
03/09/21 6:21:23 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Congrats, hes gorgeous!! So excited hes finally here! How is mom doing?

Im a few weeks behind you and terrified! I hope things went well with the birth.
She's good! (She just farted :p). Labor was hard and painful. When we went in we were in triage for like 9 hours because her cervix was stuck at 3 cm dilated. Then when it finally hit for we were admitted and then it went from 4 to 10 in like less than 30 minutes . It was so fast that she couldn't get an epidural.

But then the actual pushing part only lasted 15 minutes! And we had a healthy, beautiful baby boy <3

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Lost_All_Senses
03/09/21 6:27:31 PM
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Congrats. Hope you teach him the ways of the sword.

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Cleo_II
03/09/21 6:59:59 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
She's good! (She just farted :p). Labor was hard and painful. When we went in we were in triage for like 9 hours because her cervix was stuck at 3 cm dilated. Then when it finally hit for we were admitted and then it went from 4 to 10 in like less than 30 minutes . It was so fast that she couldn't get an epidural.

But then the actual pushing part only lasted 15 minutes! And we had a healthy, beautiful baby boy <3
Lol one of my fears is I wont get the epidural in time. I want my drugs! At least the pushing part was fast. So glad everything went well!

How did she know labor started?
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Devstacular
03/09/21 7:01:42 PM
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radical rhino posted...
formula is just as good as breast milk after the first week or two. No shame if the mom cant keep up or doesnt want to breastfeed. Its hard and breast pumps are a giant pain in the ass.
Well, not in every way, but yeah, underproduction is a very common problem and formula can be perfectly fine as a supplement or even a total replacement if needed.
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V-E-G-Y-
03/09/21 7:05:47 PM
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g0ldie
03/09/21 7:07:59 PM
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ayy, congratulations!

all the best to you and your growing family

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Drpooplol
03/09/21 8:12:32 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
How did she know labor started?
So yesterday morning at 330 am she woke up and had mild cramps every 5 minutes consistently. Then at her OB appointment later that morning, the doctor told her to check in when the contractions got to the point where she couldn't talk during them/had to stop if she was walking. That happened around 8/830 that night.

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JScriv
03/09/21 8:22:21 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
She's good! (She just farted :p). Labor was hard and painful. When we went in we were in triage for like 9 hours because her cervix was stuck at 3 cm dilated. Then when it finally hit for we were admitted and then it went from 4 to 10 in like less than 30 minutes . It was so fast that she couldn't get an epidural.

But then the actual pushing part only lasted 15 minutes! And we had a healthy, beautiful baby boy <3
Congrats! Sounds like things ramped up quick lol! My wifes pushing phases were always fast too, our first was around 30 minutes as well. Fastest was 7 minutes. No tearing either.

Probably for the best she didnt get the epidural. Natural is best. You cant feel when to push, and you can push too hard and tear badly. Baby also is affected by the drugs.

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Lonestar2000
03/09/21 8:25:01 PM
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Real smart move having a baby during a pandemic. Hopefully too many people didn't die from the resources you unnecessarily took up.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/09/21 8:30:17 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Real smart move having a baby during a pandemic. Hopefully too many people didn't die from the resources you unnecessarily took up.

When you wear your jadedness as a sequence jacket.

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Drpooplol
03/09/21 8:44:25 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
also be sure to update us when you experience the meconium poop
@Romulox28 wow it's pretty gross!

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Accolon
03/09/21 8:49:49 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
@Romulox28 wow it's pretty gross!

Haha yeah, I remember basically pulling a tar-poop out of my son's butt.

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Devstacular
03/09/21 9:12:23 PM
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Everybody warned me about the black tar poop but honestly that yellow crap that comes after a day or two was way nastier to me, and nobody warned me about that.
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AlphaCuck
03/09/21 9:24:38 PM
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who even is dat

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Cleo_II
03/09/21 9:26:27 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
So yesterday morning at 330 am she woke up and had mild cramps every 5 minutes consistently. Then at her OB appointment later that morning, the doctor told her to check in when the contractions got to the point where she couldn't talk during them/had to stop if she was walking. That happened around 8/830 that night.
Oh wow good to know. I keep wondering how Ill know to call the hospital and go. Ive been getting a ton of Braxton Hicks lately but not at all or just very mildly painful. Spaced out over hours though. Ive got the waddle going on too as baby is dropping.

JScriv posted...
Congrats! Sounds like things ramped up quick lol! My wifes pushing phases were always fast too, our first was around 30 minutes as well. Fastest was 7 minutes. No tearing either.

Probably for the best she didnt get the epidural. Natural is best. You cant feel when to push, and you can push too hard and tear badly. Baby also is affected by the drugs.
Epidurals are safe. I plan to ask for one as soon as I can. Everything Ive read from other womens experience is that its rare they cannot feel anything at all. Most are able to feel and push just fine. Epidurals have come a long way in recent years. There is no best way other than what works best for the woman in labor.
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Drpooplol
03/09/21 11:21:15 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Oh wow good to know. I keep wondering how Ill know to call the hospital and go.
Yeah she had several times where she thought it might be time to go. The the OB said you KNOW when it's time.

Lo and behold, she knew.

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SamsungGearS2
03/09/21 11:23:37 PM
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I have no advice to give as Im a dog dad, but kudos to you and the missus.

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Drpooplol
03/10/21 8:27:30 AM
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Baby's had a few good feedings and he's had two good sized poops so far!

Breastfeeding is very frustrating though. I can't imagine how much more so it is for the momma.

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El Mexicano Texano
03/10/21 8:47:39 AM
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Congrats I got 2 kiddos myself both boys

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DravenRainrix
03/10/21 8:53:30 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
Breastfeeding is very frustrating though. I can't imagine how much more so it is for the momma.

Sore nips. Get her some cream to help, she'll thank you. Lansino Lanolin Cream.

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HODL_Austin_Era
03/10/21 9:05:41 AM
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Congrats. Welcome to the club. Enjoy the world toughest job: being a parent.

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Devstacular
03/10/21 9:53:08 AM
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Drpooplol posted...
Breastfeeding is very frustrating though. I can't imagine how much more so it is for the momma.
Sometimes you can find lactation classes, and lemme tell ya, those help immensely.
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Drpooplol
03/10/21 2:23:43 PM
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Dude baby just fed for 25 holy shit I love him

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