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teep_ 03/08/21 4:20:53 PM #1:	nt --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight <cite>teep_ posted [p:951489808] in He's a sem... [t:79337813]...</cite> <quote>nt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Another_Voice 03/08/21 4:24:25 PM #2:	Octopuses do not have any bones, with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and literally depraved enough to be the life support of your eight-legged friend, you can debeak it the same way you would declaw a cat and push your member into its feed chute. You can then let it subsist on your, uh, seed. And listen man, an octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you. Just imagine: Every morning, you feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half. The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped your entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can, I mean, it's hungry. The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brains on your glans, begging for nutrition. You climax and give the marine creature its breakfast. The pumping slows down, but it doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal. Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for every single one of its meals for its entire 3-5 years on this planet. <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:951489937] in He's a sem... [t:79337813]...</cite> <quote>Octopuses do not have any bones, with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and literally depraved enough to be the life support of your eight-legged friend, you can debeak it the same way you would declaw a cat and push your member into its feed chute. You can then let it subsist on your, uh, seed. And listen man, an octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you. Just imagine: Every morning, you feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half. The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped your entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can, I mean, it's hungry. The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brains on your glans, begging for nutrition. You climax and give the marine creature its breakfast. The pumping slows down, but it doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal. Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for every single one of its meals for its entire 3-5 years on this planet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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