Current Events > What would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex?

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Joker98 03/08/21 1:35:32 AM #1:	I guess I'd just like go to the store or w/e --- ~~Every day I'm husseling and busseling~~ <cite>Joker98 posted [p:951467975] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>I guess I'd just like go to the store or w/e </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 03/08/21 1:36:18 AM #2:	Masturbate immediately. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:951467993] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Masturbate immediately. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 03/08/21 5:31:45 AM #3:	Call my GF and ask if she can eat my pussy. --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:951471447] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Call my GF and ask if she can eat my pussy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CouldBeAnAlt 03/08/21 5:35:14 AM #4:	Be happier probably --- Fithos lusec wecos vinosec <cite>CouldBeAnAlt posted [p:951471488] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Be happier probably </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 03/08/21 5:35:16 AM #5:	go to work ain't got time for this anime genderswap b/s, i'm a busy woman <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:951471490] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>go to work ain't got time for this anime genderswap b/s, i'm a busy woman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 03/08/21 5:39:13 AM #6:	Still identify as a man, thus keeping me a man, which means my sex wouldn't have changed. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:951471534] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Still identify as a man, thus keeping me a man, which means my sex wouldn't have changed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 03/08/21 5:43:52 AM #7:	Heartomaton posted... Masturbate immediately. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:951471580] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Masturbate immediately.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 03/08/21 6:41:41 AM #8:	Make money by opening an OF/Streaming site immediately --- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:951472251] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Make money by opening an OF/Streaming site immediately </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 03/08/21 6:50:19 AM #9:	Respect myself --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:951472372] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Respect myself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Joker98 03/09/21 3:58:17 AM #11:	shnangyboos posted... Still identify as a man, thus keeping me a man, which means my sex wouldn't have changed. Sex and gender are different --- ~~Every day I'm husseling and busseling~~ <cite>Joker98 posted [p:951509320] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>shnangyboos posted... </cite> <quote>Still identify as a man, thus keeping me a man, which means my sex wouldn't have changed.</quote>Sex and gender are different </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 03/09/21 3:59:53 AM #12:	Joker98 posted... Sex and gender are different Correct. Talking about sex is pretty hot, talking about gender is definitely not. --- livingdeadrpg.proboards.com "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:951509339] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Joker98 posted...</cite> <quote> Sex and gender are different </quote> Correct. Talking about sex is pretty hot, talking about gender is definitely not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/09/21 4:12:04 AM #13:	Id be confused and worried. Also not even slightly excited. Being a guy has been good to me and it fits. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:951509466] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Id be confused and worried. Also not even slightly excited. Being a guy has been good to me and it fits. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 03/09/21 4:14:35 AM #14:	livestream vidya collect simpbux invest simpbux --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:951509490] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>livestream vidya collect simpbux invest simpbux </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 03/09/21 4:24:32 AM #15:	Panic, probably. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:951509604] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Panic, probably. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cucumber21 03/09/21 4:28:59 AM #16:	I'd make sure I'm capturing footage as I'm waking up so everyone can see my shock and reactions. --- Connoisseur of MAGA culture <cite>Cucumber21 posted [p:951509651] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>I'd make sure I'm capturing footage as I'm waking up so everyone can see my shock and reactions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 03/09/21 4:36:03 AM #17:	Get. Revenge. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:951509723] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Get. Revenge. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iodine 03/09/21 5:03:02 AM #18:	evilpresident posted... Panic, probably. --- In Belichick we Trust <cite>Iodine posted [p:951509995] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>evilpresident posted... </cite> <quote>Panic, probably.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 03/09/21 5:22:56 AM #19:	Fuck a bunch of rich idiots for money and gifts. Idgaf I'd be a total slut but this pussy gonna come with a high cover charge. --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:951510209] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Fuck a bunch of rich idiots for money and gifts. Idgaf I'd be a total slut but this pussy gonna come with a high cover charge. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zhangliao1 03/09/21 5:48:53 AM #20:	Heartomaton posted... Masturbate immediately. --- "There are many children's books that teach morals, but I don't go around worshipping mother goose." - Dynalo <cite>zhangliao1 posted [p:951510476] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Masturbate immediately.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 03/09/21 5:55:04 AM #21:	Probably go rollerskating in booty shorts. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:951510549] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Probably go rollerskating in booty shorts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 03/09/21 6:00:41 AM #22:	play with my new body features ofc... >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:951510616] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>play with my new body features ofc... >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Demon1050 03/09/21 6:44:39 AM #23:	Being shy with social anxiety it would make dating easier. ....but I'd probably just end up with losers that get sex and drop me...so I don't even know if it's worth it. Grass ain't always greener no matter what it seems. <cite>Demon1050 posted [p:951511164] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Being shy with social anxiety it would make dating easier. ....but I'd probably just end up with losers that get sex and drop me...so I don't even know if it's worth it. Grass ain't always greener no matter what it seems.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 03/09/21 6:52:55 AM #24:	Twerk --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:951511286] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Twerk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 03/09/21 6:59:41 AM #25:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlZiGylP1M8 --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:951511378] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlZiGylP1M8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devstacular 03/09/21 7:48:49 AM #26:	Call a dang doctor, WTF. <cite>Devstacular posted [p:951512052] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Call a dang doctor, WTF. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid_Seb 03/09/21 9:05:43 AM #27:	Heartomaton posted... Masturbate immediately. Everything else can be dealt with later, but this is priority one <cite>Solid_Seb posted [p:951513633] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Masturbate immediately.</quote>Everything else can be dealt with later, but this is priority one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 03/09/21 9:06:00 AM #28:	Myself --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:951513642] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Myself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 03/09/21 9:09:29 AM #29:	shnangyboos posted... Still identify as a man, thus keeping me a man, which means my sex wouldn't have changed. That's gender --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:951513715] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>shnangyboos posted... </cite> <quote>Still identify as a man, thus keeping me a man, which means my sex wouldn't have changed.</quote>That's gender </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 03/09/21 9:13:52 AM #30:	Fist pump probably. And not that's not a sex pun. That stuff is later. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:951513797] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Fist pump probably. And not that's not a sex pun. That stuff is later. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 03/09/21 9:47:56 AM #31:	jpenny2 posted... Respect myself Profound wisdom <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:951514644] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>jpenny2 posted... </cite> <quote>Respect myself</quote>Profound wisdom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 03/09/21 9:55:20 AM #32:	Stop posting on CE <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:951514824] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Stop posting on CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 03/09/21 10:13:01 AM #33:	put my fingers to good use <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:951515285] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>put my fingers to good use </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 03/09/21 10:15:20 AM #34:	Check pictures and shit see if it was me that changed or i was swapped with girl me brain out there somewhere in the multiverse. --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:951515346] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Check pictures and shit see if it was me that changed or i was swapped with girl me brain out there somewhere in the multiverse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/09/21 10:16:14 AM #35:	Wow this topic triggered the fuck outta me lmao. Damn you guys can get really graphic --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:951515379] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Wow this topic triggered the fuck outta me lmao. Damn you guys can get really graphic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 03/09/21 10:20:59 AM #36:	Enjoy those multiple orgasms I hear so much about. Probably take me a while before Im comfortable leaving the house as I would be weirded out by all the unwanted attention. <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:951515503] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Enjoy those multiple orgasms I hear so much about. Probably take me a while before Im comfortable leaving the house as I would be weirded out by all the unwanted attention. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 03/09/21 10:23:15 AM #38:	Returning_CEmen posted... Enjoy those multiple orgasms I hear so much about. Probably take me a while before Im comfortable leaving the house as I would be weirded out by all the unwanted attention. I think its safe to assume that female orgasms arent as good as men's. Otherwise they'd be masturbating all day everyday. --- Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord and land! <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:951515569] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite> <quote>Enjoy those multiple orgasms I hear so much about. Probably take me a while before Im comfortable leaving the house as I would be weirded out by all the unwanted attention.</quote> I think its safe to assume that female orgasms arent as good as men's. Otherwise they'd be masturbating all day everyday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 03/09/21 10:24:30 AM #39:	Do all kinds of stuff in order to first-hand experience what all kinds of things feel like as a woman (including deeding, naturally). --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:951515598] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Do all kinds of stuff in order to first-hand experience what all kinds of things feel like as a woman (including deeding, naturally). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 03/09/21 10:24:32 AM #40:	Eyeratosthenes posted... Wow this topic triggered the fuck outta me lmao. Damn you guys can get really graphic https://gfycat.com/gorgeousdifferentfox --- Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord and land! <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:951515600] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Eyeratosthenes posted... </cite> <quote>Wow this topic triggered the fuck outta me lmao. Damn you guys can get really graphic</quote>https://gfycat.com/gorgeousdifferentfox </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 03/09/21 10:48:33 AM #41:	RedJackson posted... Make money by opening an OF/Streaming site immediately --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:951516354] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>RedJackson posted... </cite> <quote>Make money by opening an OF/Streaming site immediately</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 03/09/21 10:54:37 AM #42:	Cobra1010 posted... I think its safe to assume that female orgasms arent as good as men's. Otherwise they'd be masturbating all day everyday. lmao you just don't get it, and I won't elaborate except by saying I'm showing this post to CEgals so we can laugh at you together --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:951516573] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Cobra1010 posted... </cite> <quote>I think its safe to assume that female orgasms arent as good as men's. Otherwise they'd be masturbating all day everyday.</quote>lmao you just don't get it, and I won't elaborate except by saying I'm showing this post to CEgals so we can laugh at you together </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eyeratosthenes 03/09/21 11:01:52 AM #43:	I've been on estrogen for 3 weeks now and my...orgasms are already different. Like I get body tremors and stuff it's weird. weird sensation --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Eyeratosthenes posted [p:951516833] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>I've been on estrogen for 3 weeks now and my...orgasms are already different. Like I get body tremors and stuff it's weird. weird sensation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 03/09/21 11:08:41 AM #44:	Cobra1010 posted... I think its safe to assume that female orgasms arent as good as men's. Otherwise they'd be masturbating all day everyday. Not gonna lie, I was going to respond to this with something serious seeing how there's so much wrong with this post, but you got me. I got trolled hard. --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:951517079] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Cobra1010 posted... </cite> <quote>I think its safe to assume that female orgasms arent as good as men's. Otherwise they'd be masturbating all day everyday.</quote>Not gonna lie, I was going to respond to this with something serious seeing how there's so much wrong with this post, but you got me. I got trolled hard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 03/09/21 1:49:33 PM #45:	Cobra1010 posted... I think its safe to assume that female orgasms arent as good as men's. Otherwise they'd be masturbating all day everyday. Even a certain other orgasm men can get is better than regular old orgasms. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:951522658] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Cobra1010 posted... </cite> <quote>I think its safe to assume that female orgasms arent as good as men's. Otherwise they'd be masturbating all day everyday.</quote> Even a certain other orgasm men can get is better than regular old orgasms. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 03/09/21 2:08:41 PM #46:	get a mirror immediately --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:951523345] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>get a mirror immediately </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cucumber21 03/09/21 6:41:17 PM #47:	Southernfatman posted... Cobra1010 posted... I think its safe to assume that female orgasms arent as good as men's. Otherwise they'd be masturbating all day everyday. Even a certain other orgasm men can get is better than regular old orgasms. Ummm...pretty sure there's only one type of orgasm. --- Connoisseur of MAGA culture <cite>Cucumber21 posted [p:951532872] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted...</cite> <quote>Cobra1010 posted... </cite> <quote> I think its safe to assume that female orgasms arent as good as men's. Otherwise they'd be masturbating all day everyday.</quote> Even a certain other orgasm men can get is better than regular old orgasms.</quote> Ummm...pretty sure there's only one type of orgasm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 03/09/21 6:43:06 PM #48:	Finger pop --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:951532952] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Finger pop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquirtleSkwad 03/09/21 6:43:53 PM #49:	Probably commit suicide, realistically. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein <cite>SquirtleSkwad posted [p:951532972] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Probably commit suicide, realistically. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/09/21 6:44:56 PM #50:	Why don't you guys just finger your buttholes? It seems the only thing stopping you is a silly stigma that you need to be a woman to finger yourself. Get in there with pride fellas --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:951533020] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Why don't you guys just finger your buttholes? It seems the only thing stopping you is a silly stigma that you need to be a woman to finger yourself. Get in there with pride fellas </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 03/09/21 7:29:06 PM #51:	Cucumber21 posted... Ummm...pretty sure there's only one type of orgasm. Lost_All_Senses posted... Why don't you guys just finger your buttholes? It seems the only thing stopping you is a silly stigma that you need to be a woman to finger yourself. Get in there with pride fellas What I was alluding to. Try it and you'll know. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:951534634] in What would... [t:79336747]...</cite> <quote>Cucumber21 posted... </cite> <quote>Ummm...pretty sure there's only one type of orgasm.</quote> Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Why don't you guys just finger your buttholes? It seems the only thing stopping you is a silly stigma that you need to be a woman to finger yourself. Get in there with pride fellas</quote> What I was alluding to. Try it and you'll know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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