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Trumble
03/06/21 11:27:09 PM
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$1,000,000, or immunity to bullets.


If you take the power, bullets magically pass through you without doing any damage, and without the bullets losing any momentum (so you can't be used as a shield). They still damage your clothes / things you're holding / etc, they just don't hurt you. You still feel the shot, but not in a painful way, just in a "you do notice it" way.

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CouldBeAnAlt
03/06/21 11:28:26 PM
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I mean I've managed to not get shot so far in life so I'd prefer the money

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averagejoel
03/06/21 11:29:55 PM
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imagine the money you could win playing russian roulette

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Garioshi
03/06/21 11:31:52 PM
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If I'm wearing a metal helmet and I get shot in the head, will I get a concussion from the helmet? Same goes for bulletproof vests. Am I immune to ballistic knives? If someone tries to with a giant bullet, will it still pass through me? Am I immune to cannonballs? Can I still pick up bullets? Am I immune to NERF darts?

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Master_Bass
03/06/21 11:33:17 PM
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Somehow I don't think I'm ever going to be shot, especially if I have one million dollars I could invest. I'd end up becoming a hermit if I could grow that enough to never work again.

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obsolete
03/06/21 11:46:06 PM
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How often am I gonna be shot at by bullets
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apocalyptic_4
03/06/21 11:53:05 PM
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This actually sounds like a power batman would low key have

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TerraSeeker
03/07/21 12:00:13 AM
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Why the hell did you not just make it unbreakable skin like Luke Cage? That would be cool. Bullets phasing through you is kind of lame.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/07/21 12:01:47 AM
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I get shot at once a year tops. Give me the money

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JimmyFraska
03/07/21 12:05:18 AM
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The bullet immunity would make you a lot more. But could draw a lot of negative attention if you're not careful, that whole superhero thing
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Gruntling
03/07/21 12:07:25 AM
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The cash, please.

I feel like getting shot has fairly low odds.

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Nukazie
03/07/21 12:08:15 AM
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i can still be tackled or beaten up, so money it is

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Conker
03/07/21 12:12:25 AM
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Use the ability to make way more than that. Bullet immunity, thanks!

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Wii_Shaker
03/07/21 12:18:04 AM
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Nukazie posted...
i can still be tackled or beaten up, so money it is

This.

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Garioshi
03/07/21 3:04:35 PM
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Garioshi posted...
If I'm wearing a metal helmet and I get shot in the head, will I get a concussion from the helmet? Same goes for bulletproof vests. Am I immune to ballistic knives? If someone tries to with a giant bullet, will it still pass through me? Am I immune to cannonballs? Can I still pick up bullets? Am I immune to NERF darts?


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Vicious_Dios
03/07/21 3:07:15 PM
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Ability, then make bank with it.

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Choco
03/07/21 3:08:13 PM
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i don't live in america so i'll take the money

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darkstar4221
03/07/21 3:20:09 PM
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obsolete posted...
How often am I gonna be shot at by bullets

Exactly. Fistfights happen more then gunfights, so I would take the money.
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RedJackson
03/07/21 3:23:51 PM
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Bollets plz

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TheMikh
03/07/21 3:27:07 PM
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i voted 1m but i'm kinda curious how much i could earn charging top dollar for people to shoot me

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YellowSUV
03/07/21 3:27:18 PM
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If you get "shot" and someone records the bullets passing through you the government will probably abduct you leaving you for a fate worse than being shot. I'll take the money.

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R_Jackal
03/07/21 3:29:30 PM
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Sine it interacts with my clothing, bullet immunity and become a high-end bodyguard that wears bulletproof stuff.
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dj1200
03/07/21 3:39:13 PM
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Money. I dont get shot.

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VTBM
03/07/21 3:50:38 PM
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It would be a cool party trick.

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Shotgunnova
03/07/21 3:57:48 PM
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Funny isn't it? The human was impervious to our most powerful bullets, yet in the end he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick!

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1NfamousACE_2
03/07/21 3:59:11 PM
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Bulletproof but gets stabbed at a party

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Trumble
03/07/21 4:01:45 PM
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Garioshi posted...
If I'm wearing a metal helmet and I get shot in the head, will I get a concussion from the helmet? Same goes for bulletproof vests. Am I immune to ballistic knives? If someone tries to with a giant bullet, will it still pass through me? Am I immune to cannonballs? Can I still pick up bullets? Am I immune to NERF darts?

You are only immune to the bullets themself. If a bullet hits something else, and the movement of that object harms you, you are not immune to that. Oversized bullets are still bullets. Your power persists even when the bullets are not in motion, so you cannot pick up bullets directly (but you could use another object to pick them up). The bullet-like objects will be a matter of trial and error to find out, though fortunately the previous sentence suggests that you can do this trial-and-error fairly safely.

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Laserion
03/07/21 4:01:49 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Funny isn't it? The human was impervious to our most powerful bullets, yet in the end he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick!

Is the stick made of mistletoe?
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