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jon1012
03/04/21 3:47:22 PM
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I know I am not huge so you can go ahead and troll me now. The funniest joke gets a cookie.

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MedeaLysistrata
03/04/21 3:47:58 PM
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A girl was looking at your dick moments ago, and now you're posting here

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R1masher
03/04/21 3:48:47 PM
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Moms dont usually say things like that to their kids

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GoldenSchmoldin
03/04/21 3:48:57 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
A girl was looking at your dick moments ago, and now you're posting here
He didn't say when.
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Solution_45
03/04/21 3:49:22 PM
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must be the only dick she's ever seen
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buddhamonster
03/04/21 3:49:42 PM
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GoldenSchmoldin posted...
He didn't say when.
The topic title does include the phrase, "just told me".

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Heavy_D_Forever
03/04/21 3:49:42 PM
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Narrator: "It wasn't"

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Eyeratosthenes
03/04/21 3:49:51 PM
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GoldenSchmoldin posted...
He didn't say when.
'just' implies this happened moments ago

anyways this is what women say if they like/wanna sleep with you. they know it's a lie, you know it's a lie, it's fine

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MedeaLysistrata
03/04/21 3:49:55 PM
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GoldenSchmoldin posted...
He didn't say when.
"Just told me"

So she clearly saw it a while ago and just decided to tell him

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thronedfire2
03/04/21 3:50:00 PM
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Her blindness was recently cured

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jon1012
03/04/21 3:50:57 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
A girl was looking at your dick moments ago, and now you're posting here

It was on a text message. It's been years since she's seen it. It wasn't in a sexual situation either.

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R1masher
03/04/21 3:51:26 PM
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buddhamonster posted...
The topic title does include the phrase, "just told me".

Objection; just told me doesnt mean just looked, this look could have happened 33 years ago

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_MorningStar
03/04/21 3:51:31 PM
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GoldenSchmoldin posted...
He didn't say when.
Reading is hard

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Turbam
03/04/21 3:51:51 PM
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Ask her how many breads she's eaten

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GoldenSchmoldin
03/04/21 3:51:56 PM
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buddhamonster posted...
The topic title does include the phrase, "just told me".
"Just" could mean only. "A girl only told me I have the biggest dick she's ever seen." She never spoke a word to TC prior or after.
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R1masher
03/04/21 3:52:42 PM
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_MorningStar posted...
Reading is hard

so am I

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MedeaLysistrata
03/04/21 3:53:11 PM
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jon1012 posted...
It was on a text message. It's been years since she's seen it. It wasn't in a sexual situation either.
Weird

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Turbam
03/04/21 3:53:19 PM
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GoldenSchmoldin posted...
"Just" could mean only. "A girl only told me I have the biggest dick she's ever seen." She never spoke a word to TC prior or after.


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Antifar
03/04/21 3:53:47 PM
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She's a virgin

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3PiesAndAFork
03/04/21 3:53:52 PM
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jon1012 posted...
It was on a text message. It's been years since she's seen it. It wasn't in a sexual situation either.
Your mom get a new boyfriend?

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superman 2000
03/04/21 3:55:28 PM
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"...and then I tipped her, as promised."

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GoldenSchmoldin
03/04/21 3:55:33 PM
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Turbam posted...
With the information we've been given so far, we can't conclude that I'm wrong.
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jon1012
03/04/21 4:38:45 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Her blindness was recently cured

Ok this is the best one so far

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WingsOfGood
03/04/21 4:40:47 PM
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Hers is actually bigger and you will soon learn this.
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Lairen
03/04/21 4:41:43 PM
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You are probably an obese man named Richard.

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ThirstForBLOOD
03/04/21 4:42:24 PM
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R1masher posted...
Moms dont usually say things like that to their kids

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Criminalt
03/04/21 4:43:40 PM
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You sure this text was meant for you?

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King Rial
03/04/21 4:47:00 PM
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Do grown adults really still do opposite day?

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g0ldie
03/04/21 5:16:05 PM
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Turbam posted...
Ask her how many breads she's eaten
lmao

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