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jon1012 03/04/21 3:47:22 PM #1: |
I know I am not huge so you can go ahead and troll me now. The funniest joke gets a cookie.
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MedeaLysistrata 03/04/21 3:47:58 PM #2: |
A girl was looking at your dick moments ago, and now you're posting here
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R1masher 03/04/21 3:48:47 PM #3: |
Moms dont usually say things like that to their kids
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GoldenSchmoldin 03/04/21 3:48:57 PM #4: |
MedeaLysistrata posted...
A girl was looking at your dick moments ago, and now you're posting hereHe didn't say when. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solution_45 03/04/21 3:49:22 PM #5: |
must be the only dick she's ever seen
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buddhamonster 03/04/21 3:49:42 PM #6: |
GoldenSchmoldin posted...
He didn't say when.The topic title does include the phrase, "just told me". --- Hey Trashcan Man! What did old lady Semple say when you burned her pension check? Boston Bruins - 2011 Stanley Cup Champs! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heavy_D_Forever 03/04/21 3:49:42 PM #7: |
Narrator: "It wasn't"
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Eyeratosthenes 03/04/21 3:49:51 PM #8: |
GoldenSchmoldin posted...
He didn't say when.'just' implies this happened moments ago anyways this is what women say if they like/wanna sleep with you. they know it's a lie, you know it's a lie, it's fine --- Aiways / Hairistotle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 03/04/21 3:49:55 PM #9: |
GoldenSchmoldin posted...
He didn't say when."Just told me" So she clearly saw it a while ago and just decided to tell him --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 03/04/21 3:50:00 PM #11: |
Her blindness was recently cured
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jon1012 03/04/21 3:50:57 PM #12: |
MedeaLysistrata posted...
A girl was looking at your dick moments ago, and now you're posting here It was on a text message. It's been years since she's seen it. It wasn't in a sexual situation either. --- We are Borg. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 03/04/21 3:51:26 PM #13: |
buddhamonster posted...
The topic title does include the phrase, "just told me". Objection; just told me doesnt mean just looked, this look could have happened 33 years ago --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_MorningStar 03/04/21 3:51:31 PM #14: |
GoldenSchmoldin posted...
He didn't say when.Reading is hard --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 03/04/21 3:51:51 PM #15: |
Ask her how many breads she's eaten
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GoldenSchmoldin 03/04/21 3:51:56 PM #16: |
buddhamonster posted...
The topic title does include the phrase, "just told me"."Just" could mean only. "A girl only told me I have the biggest dick she's ever seen." She never spoke a word to TC prior or after. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 03/04/21 3:52:42 PM #17: |
_MorningStar posted...
Reading is hard so am I --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 03/04/21 3:53:11 PM #18: |
jon1012 posted...
It was on a text message. It's been years since she's seen it. It wasn't in a sexual situation either.Weird --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 03/04/21 3:53:19 PM #19: |
GoldenSchmoldin posted...
"Just" could mean only. "A girl only told me I have the biggest dick she's ever seen." She never spoke a word to TC prior or after. ![]() --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Antifar 03/04/21 3:53:47 PM #20: |
She's a virgin
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3PiesAndAFork 03/04/21 3:53:52 PM #21: |
jon1012 posted...
It was on a text message. It's been years since she's seen it. It wasn't in a sexual situation either.Your mom get a new boyfriend? --- @('_')@ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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superman 2000 03/04/21 3:55:28 PM #22: |
"...and then I tipped her, as promised."
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GoldenSchmoldin 03/04/21 3:55:33 PM #23: |
Turbam posted...
With the information we've been given so far, we can't conclude that I'm wrong. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 03/04/21 4:38:45 PM #24: |
thronedfire2 posted...
Her blindness was recently cured Ok this is the best one so far --- We are Borg. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 03/04/21 4:40:47 PM #25: |
Hers is actually bigger and you will soon learn this.
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Lairen 03/04/21 4:41:43 PM #26: |
You are probably an obese man named Richard.
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ThirstForBLOOD 03/04/21 4:42:24 PM #27: |
R1masher posted...
Moms dont usually say things like that to their kids ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Criminalt 03/04/21 4:43:40 PM #28: |
You sure this text was meant for you?
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King Rial 03/04/21 4:47:00 PM #29: |
Do grown adults really still do opposite day?
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g0ldie 03/04/21 5:16:05 PM #30: |
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