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Slayerblade11
03/03/21 2:37:58 PM
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when people start referring to you as sir, instead of young man
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jpenny2
03/03/21 2:43:53 PM
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When every athlete you liked as a kid is now retired.

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Kobe Bryant
03/03/21 2:44:46 PM
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When your stomach hurts after eating

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Pandamonic
03/03/21 2:46:19 PM
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The fact that my knees are fucked and everything hurts.

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littlebro07
03/03/21 2:47:45 PM
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when you seriously consider calling in sick to work because you slept at a weird angle and now your entire spine fucking hurts

when you cant poop as easily anymore

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ThirstForBLOOD
03/03/21 2:48:04 PM
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When you fall out of the shower and break your hip
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Squall28
03/03/21 2:48:40 PM
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When you rather go to sleep at night than stay up to play

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Ivynn
03/03/21 2:49:26 PM
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divot1338
03/03/21 2:50:53 PM
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I had to call in sick the other day when I got off the couch too fast and fucked up my back.

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Cowthief
03/03/21 2:51:40 PM
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Someone called me gent last sunday and I was like "what the fuck"

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Squall28
03/03/21 2:53:22 PM
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When college students look like kids

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Jagr_68
03/03/21 2:53:54 PM
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DarkRoast
03/03/21 3:02:10 PM
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When stuff you don't even consider old is now considered retro

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delvec19
03/03/21 3:03:23 PM
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Random injuries when you literally did nothing to cause it.

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PoundGarden
03/03/21 3:03:31 PM
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AC/DC gets progressively more tolerable

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Jagr_68
03/03/21 3:04:00 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
AC/DC gets progressively more tolerable

lmao

Also Genesis/Phil Collins

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MonkeyBones23
03/03/21 3:04:37 PM
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When you realize high school was ten years ago

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PoundGarden
03/03/21 3:05:36 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
lmao

Also Genesis/Phil Collins

Slowly becoming a Rod Stewart fan too lol

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HighOnSolar
03/03/21 3:05:40 PM
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You oof and grunt when getting up and sitting down

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MabusIncarnate
03/03/21 3:05:46 PM
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MonkeyBones23 posted...
When you realize high school was ten years ago
...twenty

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Will_VIIII
03/03/21 3:06:37 PM
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Final Fantasy X came out 20 years ago.

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delvec19
03/03/21 3:10:32 PM
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MonkeyBones23 posted...
When you realize high school was ten years ago

17 for me

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delvec19
03/03/21 3:11:04 PM
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When you have to stop and think about what year it is or how old you are.

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sauceje
03/03/21 3:12:35 PM
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A lot of the time when I stand up I hear something crackling in my body, it's kinda unsettling tbh

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Crescente
03/03/21 3:13:26 PM
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When you appreciate the fine details of a nicely built vacuum cleaner.
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Irony
03/03/21 3:15:37 PM
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You grunt when you stand up

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MacadamianNut3
03/03/21 3:24:48 PM
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When flip my hair and look back while I twerk in the mirror, my knees make weird sounds

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BobanMarjanovic
03/03/21 3:29:25 PM
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Being able to tolerate drinking beer


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Verdekal
03/03/21 3:31:16 PM
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I shave my head every three weeks or so and every time there's one more grey strand in the otherwise dark bunch


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nativengine
03/03/21 3:31:53 PM
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I was excited buying a new washer and dryer

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Jagr_68
03/03/21 3:34:28 PM
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Crescente posted...
When you appreciate the fine details of a nicely built vacuum cleaner.

When you browse the consumer electronics section for vacuums and heaters instead of just speakers and game consoles.

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littlebro07
03/03/21 3:37:50 PM
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When you get carded at the grocery store and all the cashier has to see is the 19 in your birth year

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Questionmarktarius
03/03/21 3:39:15 PM
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Gout.
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InTheEyesOfFire
03/03/21 3:51:49 PM
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When your hangover lasts two days and a greasy breakfast cant fight it off.

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SquirtleSkwad
03/03/21 3:53:10 PM
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It's consistently harder to get a good night's rest.

Pop culture is confusing now.

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SquirtleSkwad
03/03/21 3:53:38 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Calling it a night at 10pm...
Lmao try 8:30

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Questionmarktarius
03/03/21 3:53:58 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
When your hangover lasts two days and a greasy breakfast cant fight it off.
When you get a second hangover three or four days later.
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divot1338
03/03/21 3:54:17 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
Lmao try 8:30
I call it a night when the pants come off. The time of day is irrelevant.

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Pome
03/03/21 4:58:20 PM
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Somehow age hasn't caught up with me yet and I'm not just talking about physically. Maybe it's because I used to volunteer at a high school and they teach me all about their tiktoks and memes and tide pod challenges
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ROOTFayth
03/03/21 4:59:01 PM
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Kobe Bryant posted...
When your stomach hurts after eating
had that since I was 9 yrs old lol
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SpaceBear_
03/03/21 4:59:33 PM
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I turned 30 four months ago and my right knee has been fucked since.

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ForsakenHermit
03/03/21 5:01:05 PM
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Ivynn posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0wTtiJygY
When this episode came out I was into the music Bart and Lisa liked. Now I identify with Abe and I'm 33.

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Strider102
03/03/21 5:14:59 PM
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This topic makes me feel old.

Thanks CE.

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Frizzurd
03/03/21 5:49:29 PM
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I was old of mind even in my teens.

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WesternMedia
03/04/21 8:52:10 AM
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When you have a growing desire to deride the media of the younger generation and go on about how good things were back in the day.

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Devstacular
03/04/21 8:57:36 AM
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When you realize that pretty much every NFL player is now younger than you.
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Aki_Sora
03/04/21 8:58:25 AM
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When you stop celebrate you own birthday
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Devstacular
03/04/21 8:59:15 AM
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Aki_Sora posted...
When you stop celebrate you own birthday
TIL I've been old since I was like 12 lol
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