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apolloooo 03/03/21 2:13:58 PM #1:	Been almost a week my poop schedule suddenly becomes 2 AM in the morning every day. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:951296325] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>Been almost a week my poop schedule suddenly becomes 2 AM in the morning every day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apolloooo 03/03/21 2:20:44 PM #3:	leverageblargh posted... Chuck one of them dusty grandfather clocks up in there It's not wide enough daddy --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:951296542] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>leverageblargh posted... </cite> <quote>Chuck one of them dusty grandfather clocks up in there</quote>It's not wide enough daddy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/03/21 2:22:12 PM #4:	Medication that causes constipation? Take it 14 hours before you want to poop --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:951296597] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>Medication that causes constipation? Take it 14 hours before you want to poop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 03/03/21 2:23:30 PM #5:	Change your diet. --- FlowerBridge <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:951296636] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>Change your diet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/03/21 2:23:58 PM #6:	Eat a bunch of black licorice, then track how long it takes to poop dark green. Adjust your mealtimes accordingly. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:951296649] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>Eat a bunch of black licorice, then track how long it takes to poop dark green. Adjust your mealtimes accordingly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 03/04/21 7:30:12 PM #7:	Questionmarktarius posted... Eat a bunch of black licorice, then track how long it takes to poop dark green. Adjust your mealtimes accordingly. Eating a lot of black licorice is not very good for you. Lots of blue food colouring would do the same thing, without risking making your heart shit itself --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:951349457] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Eat a bunch of black licorice, then track how long it takes to poop dark green. Adjust your mealtimes accordingly.</quote>Eating a lot of black licorice is not very good for you. Lots of blue food colouring would do the same thing, without risking making your heart shit itself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 03/04/21 7:31:04 PM #8:	Change what you eat and when you eat. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:951349488] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>Change what you eat and when you eat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Waddlez 03/04/21 7:48:47 PM #9:	I love pooping right after breakfast and brushing teeth right around 530. Sleeping in fucks it up though. Coffee fucks it up for days. --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll36rxs0DB1qhmn4do1_400.gif http://img4.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-cats-kitten-box-366664.gif <cite>Waddlez posted [p:951350077] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>I love pooping right after breakfast and brushing teeth right around 530. Sleeping in fucks it up though. Coffee fucks it up for days. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 03/04/21 8:22:02 PM #10:	3PiesAndAFork posted... Change what you eat and when you eat. I just eat rice, meat, vegetables and i eat at 12.00 and 6 PM and nothibg after that. I am on semi strict intermittent fasting. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:951351279] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>3PiesAndAFork posted... </cite> <quote>Change what you eat and when you eat.</quote>I just eat rice, meat, vegetables and i eat at 12.00 and 6 PM and nothibg after that. I am on semi strict intermittent fasting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommunismFTW 03/04/21 8:25:57 PM #11:	apolloooo posted... I just eat rice, meat, vegetables and i eat at 12.00 and 6 PM and nothibg after that. I am on semi strict intermittent fasting. The blue food coloring thing is actually a legitmate strategy. But going off that timetable, try eating at 10 and 4? --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. https://imgur.com/OhZgm <cite>CommunismFTW posted [p:951351435] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted... </cite> <quote>I just eat rice, meat, vegetables and i eat at 12.00 and 6 PM and nothibg after that. I am on semi strict intermittent fasting.</quote> The blue food coloring thing is actually a legitmate strategy. But going off that timetable, try eating at 10 and 4? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 03/04/21 8:30:44 PM #12:	Get that stuff you have to drink before a colonoscopy and poop yourself into a reset. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:951351624] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>Get that stuff you have to drink before a colonoscopy and poop yourself into a reset. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 03/04/21 9:24:00 PM #13:	Buy an enema bag kit. Take some Imodium and then give yourself a big enema, be sure not to stray far from the toilet for about an hour or so. You probably won't poop again for at least two days after. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:951353394] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>Buy an enema bag kit. Take some Imodium and then give yourself a big enema, be sure not to stray far from the toilet for about an hour or so. You probably won't poop again for at least two days after. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 03/04/21 9:39:32 PM #14:	enema seems painful and i can't change my mealtiem because of work schedule. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:951353857] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>enema seems painful and i can't change my mealtiem because of work schedule. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 03/05/21 6:10:57 AM #15:	apolloooo posted... enema seems painful and i can't change my mealtiem because of work schedule. It's not that bad, you might get some cramping but otherwise the worst you'll experience is your leg falling asleep from spending 40 minutes on the toilet --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:951364504] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted... </cite> <quote>enema seems painful and i can't change my mealtiem because of work schedule.</quote>It's not that bad, you might get some cramping but otherwise the worst you'll experience is your leg falling asleep from spending 40 minutes on the toilet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/05/21 10:12:25 AM #16:	apolloooo posted... enema seems painful and i can't change my mealtiem because of work schedule. Just go to the local drugstore and get a bottle of magnesium citrate for a few bucks, and also some Pedialyte. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:951369370] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted... </cite> <quote>enema seems painful and i can't change my mealtiem because of work schedule.</quote>Just go to the local drugstore and get a bottle of magnesium citrate for a few bucks, and also some Pedialyte. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 03/05/21 10:13:16 AM #17:	SaltyWet posted... Change your diet. Shut up wussy --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:951369394] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>SaltyWet posted... </cite> <quote>Change your diet.</quote>Shut up wussy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 03/05/21 7:08:34 PM #18:	I ate spicy chiken for dinner and it made me poop at 10 PM, i didn't wake up to poop at 2 last night!!! Also i woke up 7 am (now) to poop. I am pooping as i typed this. Woop! --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:951387580] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>I ate spicy chiken for dinner and it made me poop at 10 PM, i didn't wake up to poop at 2 last night!!! Also i woke up 7 am (now) to poop. I am pooping as i typed this. Woop! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 03/05/21 7:14:35 PM #19:	CanuckCowboy posted... Get that stuff you have to drink before a colonoscopy and poop yourself into a reset. Or you could just a laxative and reset that way. That colonoscopy stuff is fucking horrid. --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:951387780] in Is there a... [t:79328015]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite> <quote>Get that stuff you have to drink before a colonoscopy and poop yourself into a reset.</quote>Or you could just a laxative and reset that way. That colonoscopy stuff is fucking horrid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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