Current Events > Mexican bologna smuggling ring

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I gotta get my hands on some of this contraband bologna.

https://www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/crime/2020/05/18/mexican-bologna-border-no-baloney-el-paso-cbp-seizes-590-pounds/5216595002/

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He carries Chimex bologna distributed by the FUD brand. But the bologna made in the U.S. is made with poultry not pork from Mexico. It doesnt have the same flavor. I dont know if its because its Americanized. I dont know if it has the same ingredients, said Ortiz who grew up eating the Chimex brand in Mexico as a child.

Seems like there's a market void here.

Isn't this that new FromSoft game?

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In both case, the bologna was seized and destroyed.

Wtf border patrol could have at least eaten it. What a waste

I remember hearing about it on LPOTL.

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Zikten posted...

Wtf border patrol could have at least eaten it. What a waste

It was wasted the exact moment it was attempted to be brought across the border.
Someone having to surrender a roll picked up while visiting abuela over the weekend is a waste. Someone getting caught with forty bologna logs is no accident.

Real Gs move in silence like bologna

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Normal bologna is sus already. Cant imagine eating mexican contraband bologna that mightve been made in a dirty lab somewhere.

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Mmm tastes like illegal.

So long as this distracts customs from haggis and kinder egg smuggling...
Seriously, don't attempt to smuggle those, either.