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DarkRoast 03/01/21 8:43:40 AM #1: |
Me: (sits down)
HR: "This patient said she was very unsatisfied with the quality of her care" Me: Did she give a reason? HR: "She was very upset you forgot to order a diet on her admission night" Me: She came in with small bowel obstruction. HR: "But you didn't order a diet" Me: That would literally be medical malpractice. HR: "But patients have autonomy about their medical conditions" Me: Do you even know what small bowel obstruction is? HR: "That's not the point" I hate medicine --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patty_Fleur 03/01/21 8:46:30 AM #2: |
Hi coffebeanz
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DarkRoast 03/01/21 8:50:00 AM #3: |
I hate medicine
Hate hate hate hate hate this stupid as FUCK obsession with treating patients like customers. --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 03/01/21 8:52:14 AM #4: |
Who cares. They're not firing you over anything like that. They just have to have those dumb reviews to justify their jobs
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NeonOctopus 03/01/21 8:52:53 AM #5: |
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R1masher 03/01/21 8:56:15 AM #6: |
Sounds like HR has a small bowel obstruction... like a stick up his ass
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nothanks1 03/01/21 8:59:07 AM #7: |
It is a customer service job tho
They pay money your job is to keep them alive and advise them if they ignore your advice then just have a written record --- for the alcohlics https://www.aa.org/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 03/01/21 9:00:34 AM #8: |
That sounds dumb. If a patient complains cause you didn't do "insert stupid thing here" the complaint should be instantly thrown out.
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COVxy 03/01/21 9:08:21 AM #10: |
Seems like you performance reviews should be Morbidity and Mortality conferences lol.
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darkphoenix181 03/01/21 9:13:59 AM #11: |
Where is my steak I ordered Coffebeanz?
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wackyteen 03/01/21 9:15:45 AM #12: |
Malpractice? I thought we in the business of Palpractice, gotta be best pals with your patients /s
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DarkRoast 03/01/21 9:17:13 AM #13: |
uwnim posted...
That sounds dumb. If a patient complains cause you didn't do "insert stupid thing here" the complaint should be instantly thrown out. Welcome to the world where Medicare reimbursement is based on patient satisfaction scores --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MaxEffingBemis 03/01/21 9:17:46 AM #14: |
R1masher posted...
Sounds like HR has a small bowel obstruction... like a stick up his assNo no this is good --- She took pity on me, horizontally, but most likely because of my band ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 03/01/21 9:18:50 AM #15: |
DarkRoast posted...
Welcome to the world where Medicare reimbursement is based on patient satisfaction scores Shouldn't that be based on provable numbers, like i dunno, patient cure rate and patient survivability from events like car crashes that don't result in immediate death? --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 03/01/21 9:22:02 AM #16: |
Ah, HR. Ready and willing every day to protect the company against you, the employee.
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Sackgurl 03/01/21 9:26:29 AM #18: |
nothanks1 posted...
your job is to keep them alive the way to keep the patient alive is not feed them what a horrible situation to be put in, that sucks. --- LittleBigPlanet is like merging dress-up with a real game. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 03/01/21 9:30:55 AM #19: |
wackyteen posted...
Shouldn't that be based on provable numbers, like i dunno, patient cure rate and patient survivability from events like car crashes that don't result in immediate death?Thanks Obama! --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Squall28 03/01/21 9:33:43 AM #20: |
Can you elaborate on the relationship between a diet and the patient's condition?
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DarkRoast 03/01/21 9:37:28 AM #21: |
Squall28 posted...
Can you elaborate on the relationship between a diet and the patient's condition? Diet kills patient --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sackgurl 03/01/21 9:38:40 AM #22: |
good elaboration
very thorough genuinely not being sarcastic here what did HR say to that --- LittleBigPlanet is like merging dress-up with a real game. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Squall28 03/01/21 9:39:49 AM #23: |
DarkRoast posted...
Diet kills patient What do you mean by diet though? Is it a medicine called Diet? Are they not allowed to eat before? --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cool_new_name 03/01/21 9:43:00 AM #24: |
HR should be charged with entrapment. They are forcing you to perform medical malpractice.
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Coloradough 03/01/21 9:46:55 AM #25: |
Doctors are always pissed about small shit
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SK8T3R215 03/01/21 9:47:46 AM #26: |
Yeah what's diet mean is that like a meal? Was the person very fat and wanted that good hospital food?
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wackyteen 03/01/21 9:49:19 AM #27: |
SK8T3R215 posted...
Yeah what's diet mean is that like a meal? Was the person very fat and wanted that good hospital food?Presuming ordering a diet is just ordering food for the patient. Technically everything you eat is "your diet". the common lingo of "diet" in popular culture is just eating a (pre-)set amount or type of food to help you lose weight. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 03/01/21 9:49:54 AM #28: |
Coloradough posted...
Doctors are always pissed about small shit Yeah let's just perforate the patient's bowels for better satisfaction scores --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coloradough 03/01/21 9:50:55 AM #29: |
DarkRoast posted...
Yeah let's just perforate the patient's bowels for better satisfaction scores You're mad hr called you in to discuss this Just laugh it off man, nothing bad happened --- Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, even to those who are perverse - The Holy Bible ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 03/01/21 9:51:44 AM #30: |
Coloradough posted...
You're mad hr called you in to discuss thisWell you're abusive this morning. --- CyricZ He/him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NinjaWarrior455 03/01/21 9:51:54 AM #31: |
Sounds to me like the problem is with capitalism treating medicine like a for profit business
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Coloradough 03/01/21 9:53:14 AM #32: |
CyricZ posted...
Well you're abusive this morning. You're right I'm sorry It stems from me not liking doctors --- Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, even to those who are perverse - The Holy Bible ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Squall28 03/01/21 9:58:56 AM #33: |
SK8T3R215 posted...
Yeah what's diet mean is that like a meal? Was the person very fat and wanted that good hospital food? That's what it sounds like, but I never heard a meal called a diet, but that is probably just me not being in the medical field. I didn't know ordering that was on the doctor either. I thought it'd be something like saying "no food or drink" before blah. --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 03/01/21 11:49:56 AM #34: |
SK8T3R215 posted...
Yeah what's diet mean is that like a meal? Was the person very fat and wanted that good hospital food?Maybe a diet coke? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 03/01/21 12:01:57 PM #36: |
I've been in the hospital before and told I couldn't eat or drink.
I was only allowed ice chips. That isn't a common thing? I would assume there are a number of situations where that is a necessity. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 03/01/21 12:08:09 PM #37: |
Alteres posted...
I've been in the hospital before and told I couldn't eat or drink.It's most common before surgery, but many other situations as well and the patient is pretty much always told they can't and why so really their complaint should've been tossed/ignored. That said I've had similar as well, but mine did get tossed straight away once I explained the situation and never heard anything about it again. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 03/01/21 12:13:51 PM #38: |
NinjaWarrior455 posted...
Sounds to me like the problem is with capitalism treating medicine like a for profit business --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 03/01/21 1:33:39 PM #39: |
TheGoldenEel posted...
Sounds to me like Medicare needs different performance metrics. --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 03/01/21 2:20:48 PM #41: |
Crono99 posted...
This makes no sense. Are non-doctors literally evaluating the performance of a doctor?my next question would be, why does HR have HIPAA access to the internals of a file <_< --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 03/01/21 2:22:54 PM #42: |
Just ask the HR person to email you specific instructions to feed patients the food they want even if it isn't medically admissable because you want it in writing in case someone dies so you're not held liable. Watch them shrink back in horror at the idea of being held accountable for the actions they're asking you to do and they'll leave you alone.
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hockeybub89 03/01/21 2:24:21 PM #43: |
I kind of feel like there might be a little too much capitalism in healthcare right now.
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nothanks1 03/01/21 2:25:01 PM #44: |
wackyteen posted...
HR needs it otherwise IT is under review --- for the alcohlics https://www.aa.org/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 03/01/21 2:34:38 PM #46: |
Crono99 posted...
This makes no sense. Are non-doctors literally evaluating the performance of a doctor?This is all par for the course at pharmacies too. The head pharmacist at my store was once called the worst our district manager had ever seen, purely because our numbers on courtesy calls and signing people up for shit were in the toilet. Oh you have almost zero dispensing errors, high patient satisfaction and adherence, minimal inventory shrink, and handle controlled drugs with the utmost caution? Fuck you, why can't you sign people up for shit whether or not they agree, while doing things that break medical ethics and the law like the best fucking pharmacist in the district? The numbers don't lie! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PatrickMahomes 03/01/21 2:44:19 PM #47: |
Why the fuck is HR trying to scold you for something over which they clearly have no knowledge?
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s0nicfan 03/01/21 2:46:46 PM #48: |
PatrickMahomes posted...
Why the fuck is HR trying to scold you for something over which they clearly have no knowledge? That's just HR being HR. If they know how to do something they wouldn't be HR in the first place. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PatrickMahomes 03/01/21 2:59:19 PM #49: |
s0nicfan posted...
That's just HR being HR. If they know how to do something they wouldn't be HR in the first place.Oh that I fully understand, but I've never seen it to the point where people like TC would literally get sued over what HR thinks they should've done. Hell take it a step further, HR could end up murdering a person if they tell the doctor to do something next time, they do it, and the person dies. --- NFLB 2021 Summersim Roster (1-2): https://imgur.com/lCew6KJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Payzmaykr 03/01/21 3:00:01 PM #50: |
DarkRoast posted...
Welcome to the world where Medicare reimbursement is based on patient satisfaction scoresWtf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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