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DarkRoast
03/01/21 8:43:40 AM
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Me: (sits down)
HR: "This patient said she was very unsatisfied with the quality of her care"
Me: Did she give a reason?
HR: "She was very upset you forgot to order a diet on her admission night"
Me: She came in with small bowel obstruction.
HR: "But you didn't order a diet"
Me: That would literally be medical malpractice.
HR: "But patients have autonomy about their medical conditions"
Me: Do you even know what small bowel obstruction is?
HR: "That's not the point"

I hate medicine


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Patty_Fleur
03/01/21 8:46:30 AM
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Hi coffebeanz

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DarkRoast
03/01/21 8:50:00 AM
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I hate medicine

Hate hate hate hate hate this stupid as FUCK obsession with treating patients like customers.


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Dat_Cracka_Jax
03/01/21 8:52:14 AM
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Who cares. They're not firing you over anything like that. They just have to have those dumb reviews to justify their jobs

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NeonOctopus
03/01/21 8:52:53 AM
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Same >_> Some patients are dumb

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R1masher
03/01/21 8:56:15 AM
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Sounds like HR has a small bowel obstruction... like a stick up his ass
*taps mic*
is this thing on?

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nothanks1
03/01/21 8:59:07 AM
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It is a customer service job tho
They pay money
your job is to keep them alive and advise them
if they ignore your advice then just have a written record

don't actually do this
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uwnim
03/01/21 9:00:34 AM
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That sounds dumb. If a patient complains cause you didn't do "insert stupid thing here" the complaint should be instantly thrown out.

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COVxy
03/01/21 9:08:21 AM
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Seems like you performance reviews should be Morbidity and Mortality conferences lol.

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darkphoenix181
03/01/21 9:13:59 AM
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Where is my steak I ordered Coffebeanz?

What? I am on a feeding tube because my small bowel is failing? Reported.
Gimme steak.
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wackyteen
03/01/21 9:15:45 AM
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Malpractice? I thought we in the business of Palpractice, gotta be best pals with your patients /s

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DarkRoast
03/01/21 9:17:13 AM
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uwnim posted...
That sounds dumb. If a patient complains cause you didn't do "insert stupid thing here" the complaint should be instantly thrown out.

Welcome to the world where Medicare reimbursement is based on patient satisfaction scores

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MaxEffingBemis
03/01/21 9:17:46 AM
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R1masher posted...
Sounds like HR has a small bowel obstruction... like a stick up his ass
*taps mic*
is this thing on?
No no this is good

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wackyteen
03/01/21 9:18:50 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
Welcome to the world where Medicare reimbursement is based on patient satisfaction scores

Shouldn't that be based on provable numbers, like i dunno, patient cure rate and patient survivability from events like car crashes that don't result in immediate death?

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CyricZ
03/01/21 9:22:02 AM
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Ah, HR. Ready and willing every day to protect the company against you, the employee.

Nice to know healthcare centers are run more and more like corporations as time goes on.

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Sackgurl
03/01/21 9:26:29 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
your job is to keep them alive

the way to keep the patient alive is not feed them

what a horrible situation to be put in, that sucks.

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Were_Wyrm
03/01/21 9:30:55 AM
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wackyteen posted...
Shouldn't that be based on provable numbers, like i dunno, patient cure rate and patient survivability from events like car crashes that don't result in immediate death?
Thanks Obama!

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Squall28
03/01/21 9:33:43 AM
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Can you elaborate on the relationship between a diet and the patient's condition?

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DarkRoast
03/01/21 9:37:28 AM
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Squall28 posted...
Can you elaborate on the relationship between a diet and the patient's condition?

Diet kills patient

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Sackgurl
03/01/21 9:38:40 AM
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good elaboration

very thorough

genuinely not being sarcastic here

what did HR say to that

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Squall28
03/01/21 9:39:49 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
Diet kills patient

What do you mean by diet though? Is it a medicine called Diet? Are they not allowed to eat before?

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Cool_new_name
03/01/21 9:43:00 AM
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HR should be charged with entrapment. They are forcing you to perform medical malpractice.
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Coloradough
03/01/21 9:46:55 AM
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Doctors are always pissed about small shit

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SK8T3R215
03/01/21 9:47:46 AM
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Yeah what's diet mean is that like a meal? Was the person very fat and wanted that good hospital food?

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wackyteen
03/01/21 9:49:19 AM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
Yeah what's diet mean is that like a meal? Was the person very fat and wanted that good hospital food?
Presuming ordering a diet is just ordering food for the patient.

Technically everything you eat is "your diet". the common lingo of "diet" in popular culture is just eating a (pre-)set amount or type of food to help you lose weight.

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DarkRoast
03/01/21 9:49:54 AM
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Coloradough posted...
Doctors are always pissed about small shit

Yeah let's just perforate the patient's bowels for better satisfaction scores

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Coloradough
03/01/21 9:50:55 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
Yeah let's just perforate the patient's bowels for better satisfaction scores

You're mad hr called you in to discuss this

Just laugh it off man, nothing bad happened


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CyricZ
03/01/21 9:51:44 AM
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Coloradough posted...
You're mad hr called you in to discuss this

Just laugh it off man, nothing bad happened
Well you're abusive this morning.

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NinjaWarrior455
03/01/21 9:51:54 AM
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Sounds to me like the problem is with capitalism treating medicine like a for profit business

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Coloradough
03/01/21 9:53:14 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Well you're abusive this morning.


You're right I'm sorry

It stems from me not liking doctors

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Squall28
03/01/21 9:58:56 AM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
Yeah what's diet mean is that like a meal? Was the person very fat and wanted that good hospital food?

That's what it sounds like, but I never heard a meal called a diet, but that is probably just me not being in the medical field. I didn't know ordering that was on the doctor either. I thought it'd be something like saying "no food or drink" before blah.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
03/01/21 11:49:56 AM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
Yeah what's diet mean is that like a meal? Was the person very fat and wanted that good hospital food?
Maybe a diet coke?

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Alteres
03/01/21 12:01:57 PM
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I've been in the hospital before and told I couldn't eat or drink.

I was only allowed ice chips.

That isn't a common thing? I would assume there are a number of situations where that is a necessity.

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Funkydog
03/01/21 12:08:09 PM
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Alteres posted...
I've been in the hospital before and told I couldn't eat or drink.
It's most common before surgery, but many other situations as well and the patient is pretty much always told they can't and why so really their complaint should've been tossed/ignored.

That said I've had similar as well, but mine did get tossed straight away once I explained the situation and never heard anything about it again.

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TheGoldenEel
03/01/21 12:13:51 PM
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NinjaWarrior455 posted...
Sounds to me like the problem is with capitalism treating medicine like a for profit business


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DarkRoast
03/01/21 1:33:39 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...

Sounds to me like Medicare needs different performance metrics.


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wackyteen
03/01/21 2:20:48 PM
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Crono99 posted...
This makes no sense. Are non-doctors literally evaluating the performance of a doctor?

I would resign on the spot if some HR tech with no legal training questioned me for my decisions in a file.
my next question would be, why does HR have HIPAA access to the internals of a file <_<

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s0nicfan
03/01/21 2:22:54 PM
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Just ask the HR person to email you specific instructions to feed patients the food they want even if it isn't medically admissable because you want it in writing in case someone dies so you're not held liable. Watch them shrink back in horror at the idea of being held accountable for the actions they're asking you to do and they'll leave you alone.

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hockeybub89
03/01/21 2:24:21 PM
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I kind of feel like there might be a little too much capitalism in healthcare right now.

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nothanks1
03/01/21 2:25:01 PM
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wackyteen posted...

my next question would be, why does HR have HIPAA access to the internals of a file <_<

HR needs it otherwise IT is under review
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hockeybub89
03/01/21 2:34:38 PM
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Crono99 posted...
This makes no sense. Are non-doctors literally evaluating the performance of a doctor?

I would resign on the spot if some HR tech with no legal training questioned me for my decisions in a file.
This is all par for the course at pharmacies too. The head pharmacist at my store was once called the worst our district manager had ever seen, purely because our numbers on courtesy calls and signing people up for shit were in the toilet.

Oh you have almost zero dispensing errors, high patient satisfaction and adherence, minimal inventory shrink, and handle controlled drugs with the utmost caution? Fuck you, why can't you sign people up for shit whether or not they agree, while doing things that break medical ethics and the law like the best fucking pharmacist in the district? The numbers don't lie!

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PatrickMahomes
03/01/21 2:44:19 PM
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Why the fuck is HR trying to scold you for something over which they clearly have no knowledge?

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s0nicfan
03/01/21 2:46:46 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Why the fuck is HR trying to scold you for something over which they clearly have no knowledge?

That's just HR being HR. If they know how to do something they wouldn't be HR in the first place.

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PatrickMahomes
03/01/21 2:59:19 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
That's just HR being HR. If they know how to do something they wouldn't be HR in the first place.
Oh that I fully understand, but I've never seen it to the point where people like TC would literally get sued over what HR thinks they should've done.

Hell take it a step further, HR could end up murdering a person if they tell the doctor to do something next time, they do it, and the person dies.

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Payzmaykr
03/01/21 3:00:01 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Welcome to the world where Medicare reimbursement is based on patient satisfaction scores
Wtf
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