Current Events > OGN: "Ocarinas are real, and they suck"

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https://ogn.theonion.com/bad-news-for-gamers-ogn-has-learned-ocarinas-are-real-1846145751

And it isnt just their appearance, either. In an attempt to find a silver lining, we thought, perhaps naively so, that these stupid things might sound better than they look, but my God, were we wrong. We looked up a few videos of people playing ocarinas, and wow, its like listening to a fourth-grade recorder recital but somehow worse. Why anyone would want to listen to an ocarina, let alone play one, is beyond us. Theyre honestly just glorified kazoos.

Thing is, I *do* own an ocarina and yes, they're basically the same thing as those plastic recorders you got in grade school music class.

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I own an ocarina, and a good one is definitely more complex than those beginner recorders

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