Current Events > Democrats: We're introducing a bill to give everyone a million dollars!!

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TheBlueMonk_
02/28/21 5:32:44 PM
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Republicans: I vote no.

*Bill fails*

Voters: where's my million dollars dems? Can't get anything done. I'm voting republican from now on.

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UnfairRepresent
02/28/21 5:34:08 PM
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To be fair that's a stupid bill

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BilalPowell
02/28/21 5:34:44 PM
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If the bill fails that would still be the Dems fault since they have the majority. Logical conclusion.

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Dark_SilverX
02/28/21 5:35:11 PM
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but da dems in charge

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fuming
02/28/21 5:36:30 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
If the bill fails that would still be the Dems fault since they have the majority. Logical conclusion.

Also literally nobody is saying they are gonna vote republican because the Dems are worthless. They just hate the Dems and will either not vote, vote third party, or only vote for Dems who aren't worthless.
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Jabodie
02/28/21 5:37:11 PM
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fuming posted...
Also literally nobody is saying they are gonna vote republican because the Dems are worthless. They just hate the Dems and will either not vote, vote third party, or only vote for Dems who aren't worthless.
You overestimate the IQ of the swing voter.

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ultimate reaver
02/28/21 5:37:39 PM
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imagining a guy exists, then getting mad at the guy for existing

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TomNook20
02/28/21 5:51:37 PM
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Good democrat candidate : I'm going to give all Americans $1000 every month.
Democrat voters: lololol fuck no, I'm voting for a cis gendered white male so I can end racism.
Also democrats: B b b but where is my one time $1000 check daddy biden?

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BilalPowell
02/28/21 5:52:54 PM
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TomNook20 posted...
Good democrat candidate : I'm going to give all Americans $1000 every month.
Democrat voters: lololol fuck no, I'm voting for a cis gendered white male so I can end racism.
Also democrats: B b b but where is my one time $1000 check daddy biden?
I was under the impression we ended racism by canceling Aunt Jemima. What did Biden have to do with anything?

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TheBlueMonk_
02/28/21 5:53:58 PM
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TomNook20 posted...
Good democrat candidate : I'm going to give all Americans $1000 every month.
Democrat voters: lololol fuck no, I'm voting for a cis gendered white male so I can end racism.
Also democrats: B b b but where is my one time $1000 check daddy biden?
Look here this is my shitpost topic

Get your own

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TomNook20
02/28/21 5:55:10 PM
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