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deupd_u
02/27/21 8:56:48 AM
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Can't wait to find out what I did <_<

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gafemaqs
02/27/21 8:57:48 AM
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._.

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Irony
02/27/21 8:58:02 AM
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You bought Jimmy John's

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DocDelicious
02/27/21 8:58:10 AM
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Prolly found out you hate dogs.

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The Trent
02/27/21 8:58:52 AM
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She only just discovered that you are in fact deupd_u

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LinkDaLunatic
02/27/21 9:01:00 AM
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well you are a trump supporter so
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g0ldie
02/27/21 9:01:07 AM
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did you send her a picture of your legs?

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deupd_u
02/27/21 9:01:30 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
Prolly found out you hate dogs.
I play with and walk her dog though. I keep that illusion up pretty well.

The Trent posted...
She only just discovered that you are in fact deupd_u
Could you imagine? I think about that sometimes.

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Tom Clark
02/27/21 9:02:52 AM
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The woman you *were seeing.

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deupd_u
02/27/21 9:14:51 AM
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She hasn't responded to me asking why after 20 minutes. I called, and she didn't answer >_>

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BlockAddition
02/27/21 9:15:53 AM
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She found Chad

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lemondrop7
02/27/21 9:19:09 AM
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deupd_u posted...
She hasn't responded to me asking why after 20 minutes. I called, and she didn't answer >_>

u already messed up lol. when ur girl says that and ur not engaged or married, u just dont respond and move on

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The Trent
02/27/21 9:20:15 AM
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deupd_u posted...
She hasn't responded to me asking why after 20 minutes. I called, and she didn't answer >_>

I mean you are dead to her why would she answer

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deupd_u
02/27/21 9:22:11 AM
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The Trent posted...
I mean you are dead to her why would she answer
In my many experiences of women hating me, they usually like to say they never want to talk to me again, then spend 3 hours talking to me about how they don't want to talk to me.

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Flauros
02/27/21 9:23:39 AM
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Its a trick. Shes testing you to see if she can manipulate you into admitting something.

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deupd_u
02/27/21 10:05:00 AM
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She's still not answering. I'm starting to think this isn't a joke. I genuinely don't know what this is about <_<

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Fenrimis
02/27/21 10:07:11 AM
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deupd_u posted...
In my many experiences of women hating me, they usually like to say they never want to talk to me again, then spend 3 hours talking to me about how they don't want to talk to me.
FACTS

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ssj3vegeta_
02/27/21 10:07:45 AM
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Why even bother responding to her if she's just going to play dese dumb childish games, just block her and move on. Fuck her tbh
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The Trent
02/27/21 10:09:18 AM
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send her 45 more messages, if she doesn't answer then it's time to give up

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VitalGetPrank
02/27/21 10:34:03 AM
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deupd_u posted...
She's still not answering. I'm starting to think this isn't a joke. I genuinely don't know what this is about <_<

LinkDaLunatic posted...
well you are a trump supporter so
There's your answer, now quit harassing the poor girl.

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deupd_u
02/27/21 11:41:06 AM
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She called me back and said she didn't know why she said that, and she's sorry. She offered a beej to apologize. I feel like I'm going insane, I have to deal with complete looney tunes all the time

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Gobstoppers12
02/27/21 11:48:55 AM
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That's a red flag.

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Robot2600
02/27/21 11:49:00 AM
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deupd_u posted...
She called me back and said she didn't know why she said that, and she's sorry. She offered a beej to apologize. I feel like I'm going insane, I have to deal with complete looney tunes all the time

run away she's insane!
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Omnislasher
02/27/21 11:51:26 AM
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if you stick around here you are just a dumb motherfucker
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Solution_45
02/27/21 11:52:33 AM
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you probably cheated on her in her dreams
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ROBANN_88
02/27/21 11:54:45 AM
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deupd_u posted...
She called me back and said she didn't know why she said that, and she's sorry. She offered a beej to apologize. I feel like I'm going insane, I have to deal with complete looney tunes all the time

Is she bipolar?

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Flockaveli
02/27/21 11:55:39 AM
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Shes testing the waters for how toxic shes allowed to be without you leaving.

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deupd_u
02/27/21 11:58:31 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Is she bipolar?
She's never done anything like that before, I don't think so. I've known her a month now.

Omnislasher posted...
if you stick around here you are just a dumb motherfucker
But she goes Dutch and has an IUD, so I don't have to, you know >_>

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DarkChozoGhost
02/27/21 12:00:33 PM
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Knock her up, that will surely help things

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AdrianBeterson
02/27/21 12:04:16 PM
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Probably got you mixed up with one of the other guys shes seeing.

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Turbam
02/27/21 12:10:55 PM
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deupd_u posted...
In my many experiences of women hating me, they usually like to say they never want to talk to me again, then spend 3 hours talking to me about how they don't want to talk to me.
Jen said she'd never ever see me again.
When I saw her again.
She said it again.

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ROBANN_88
02/27/21 3:42:55 PM
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deupd_u posted...
In my many experiences of women hating me, they usually like to say they never want to talk to me again, then spend 3 hours talking to me about how they don't want to talk to me.

does this happen often to you?

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EnvoyOfTheLight
02/27/21 3:44:10 PM
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Given who you are, it's a reasonable response.

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KINDERFELD
02/27/21 3:44:10 PM
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Lmao.

"Oops, wrong message. It was supposed to go to my ex."

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CalosiaTana
02/27/21 3:44:39 PM
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She found your anime collection.
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One_Day_Remains
02/27/21 3:46:10 PM
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Nothing about this story sounds real
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R_Jackal
02/27/21 3:46:52 PM
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Shoulda just out-gamed whatever was going on and not responded. If she sent another one coulda just responded that you were busy being dead.

Best case, it plays out as some stupid shit and you get over it. Worst case, you avoid drama.
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Dakimakura
02/27/21 3:49:10 PM
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CalosiaTana posted...
She found your hentai collection.

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samurai bandit
02/27/21 3:55:25 PM
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Flauros posted...
Its a trick. Shes testing you to see if she can manipulate you into admitting something.

Only person that actually knows what is going on

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Fizaga
02/27/21 4:04:23 PM
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Edit: Made my way further into the discussion... forget it

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