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Smackems
02/24/21 1:32:40 AM
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I'm too floppy with this watery blood

How do I achieve this mastery over my cardiovascular system

I spelled gelatin wrong. Because my blood is watery

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IfGodCouldDie
02/24/21 1:33:47 AM
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You could inject gravy powder directly into your heart

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EnvoyOfTheLight
02/24/21 1:34:08 AM
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some venomous snakes do that

it kills you tho

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BlazeYoungblood
02/24/21 1:35:20 AM
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Some snakes venom turns your blood into a gelatin but then it clots and you die. I guess that isn't helpful.

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Smackems
02/24/21 1:36:28 AM
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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
some venomous snakes do that

it kills you tho

BlazeYoungblood posted...
Some snakes venom turn your blood into a gelatin but then it clots and you die. I guess that isn't helpful.
Thank you both for suggesting that I do this. I will thusly find a jello snake and be bitten

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Turtlebread
02/24/21 1:40:18 AM
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EnvoyOfTheLight
02/24/21 1:42:29 AM
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Smackems posted...
Thank you both for suggesting that I do this. I will thusly find a jello snake and be bitten

Careful with the suicide humor, mods are itchy on that

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viewmaster_pi
02/24/21 1:43:21 AM
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here's some jella, fella

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Smackems
02/24/21 1:43:37 AM
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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
Careful with the suicide humor, mods are itchy on that
*Shrug*

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BlazeYoungblood
02/24/21 1:47:01 AM
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If it bites you just pick em up and SMACKEM!

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