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What_
02/23/21 11:16:21 AM
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Lol

guess I should
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MedeaLysistrata
02/23/21 11:16:57 AM
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5009?

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The Trent
02/23/21 11:17:41 AM
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it's okay, february 2021 account owner, i believe you

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What_
02/23/21 11:17:49 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
5009?
My teach is weird

if its only 5000 pages we fail
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RebelElite791
02/23/21 11:20:11 AM
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This is funnier when its a comically small requirement, and even then itd been done to death

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EricDraven59
02/23/21 11:26:55 AM
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Even 5000 words would be a stretch. There is literally no 5000 page essay
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MedeaLysistrata
02/23/21 11:29:00 AM
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What_ posted...
My teach is weird

if its only 5000 pages we fail
Oh
Gl

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RebelElite791
02/23/21 11:36:04 AM
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EricDraven59 posted...
Even 5000 words would be a stretch.
Lmao what?

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What_
02/23/21 11:41:56 AM
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mattymad posted...
Hilarious. You really pulled a boner TC!
The biggest
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Proto_Spark
02/23/21 11:54:58 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Lmao what?

This. 5000 words is like a little over 10 pages or so, wouldn't it? That's not weird at all.
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RebelElite791
02/23/21 11:57:18 AM
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Proto_Spark posted...
This. 5000 words is like a little over 10 pages or so, wouldn't it? That's not weird at all.

Probably almost 20 double-spaced, but yeah not out of the ordinary

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sauceje
02/23/21 11:58:34 AM
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Those 9 pages at the end are the really tricky ones

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What_
02/23/21 11:59:09 AM
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sauceje posted...
Those 9 pages at the end are the really tricky ones
Bruta
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Flauros
02/23/21 12:02:11 PM
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Triple space it.

In 96 point font.

Bold it.

Use courier new.

Use a thesaurus to find longer alternatives to common words.

Jam it with irrelevant long quotes from people related to the subject


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