Current Events > B.C. farmer grabs lynx by scruff of neck, scolds it for killing chickens

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Chev427BB
02/23/21 8:32:49 AM
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-farmer-captures-lynx-chicken-coop-1.5923089

A B.C. farmer who caught a lynx in his chicken coop on Sunday didn't react the way one might expect. He didn't grab a gun or yell at the wild animal.
Instead, Chris Paulson grabbed the lynx by the scruff of its neck, lifted it off the ground and scooped it from the coop.
Then he gave it a gentle scolding.

This is probably the bravest and/or dumbest thing Ive seen someone do all week. Lynxes are not to be fucked with, for those who havent seen one before theyre basically as dangerous as cougars and in some cases can grow to almost the same size and this guy is just casually grabbing one by the scruff of the neck.

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pogo_rabid
02/23/21 8:35:58 AM
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good guy chris

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Chev427BB
02/23/21 8:38:21 AM
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He handled this in about the most Canadian way possible now that I think of it

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pogo_rabid
02/23/21 8:39:05 AM
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Chev427BB posted...
He handled this in about the most Canadian way possible now that I think of it
True if he said "sorry about this bud" as he relocated it"

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DeadBankerDream
02/23/21 8:39:38 AM
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How is this a news story?
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SPE
02/23/21 8:39:42 AM
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How did he even get to the lynx?
why didnt the lynx fight back?

so many questions

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lww99
02/23/21 8:39:47 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...


good guy chris


Chev427BB posted...
He handled this in about the most Canadian way possible now that I think of it

yes that last line is Canadian af

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Cowthief
02/23/21 8:39:50 AM
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Wow that could have gone a lot worse for him though

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Were_Wyrm
02/23/21 8:42:02 AM
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Squall28
02/23/21 8:43:08 AM
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Wonder why the Lynx was so docile

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Chev427BB
02/23/21 8:43:10 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
How is this a news story?
Guess it was a slow news day in Nowhereville, BC.

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Chev427BB
02/23/21 8:46:45 AM
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SPE posted...
How did he even get to the lynx?
why didnt the lynx fight back?

so many questions

Squall28 posted...
Wonder why the Lynx was so docile
Im guessing this was a young one, its really kinda small for a lynx and it acted like a young cat when he grabbed it by the scruff of its neck

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monkmith
02/23/21 8:47:55 AM
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SPE posted...
How did he even get to the lynx?
why didnt the lynx fight back?

so many questions
sounds sick to be honest. a healthy wild lynx isn't going to let you pick it up...

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Number090684
02/23/21 9:03:43 AM
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Should have just murdered that motherfucker and turned it into a pelt. Wild cats like that are murder machines and don't respect anything but force. Leaving the chicken corpses with it is only encouraging it and it is likely to come back for more someday.
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CanuckCowboy
02/23/21 12:18:28 PM
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Thing was probly half starving and still very young. My cat is close to or at 11 kilos.

I've known house cats with 5 plus pounds on that lynx.

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SPE
02/23/21 12:42:47 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Thing was probly half starving and still very young. My cat is close to or at 11 kilos.

I've known house cats with 5 plus pounds on that lynx.


an 11 kilo cat sounds massive to me.

I bet a house cat with 6 pounds on that lynx would still get killed by the lynx easily though.

I am not even sure a house cat, no matter how big would pull off a chicken massacre like the one in that video, it was quite bloody

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CanuckCowboy
02/23/21 12:44:25 PM
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SPE posted...
an 11 kilo cat sounds massive to me.

I bet a house cat with 6 pounds on that lynx would still get killed by the lynx easily though.

I am not even sure a house cat, no matter how big would pull off a chicken massacre like the one in that video, it was quite bloody

I dont think so either tbh. An f1 savannah could wreck some chickens but not like that.

A serval definitely could but even though people have them as pets they aren't considered a domestic breed.

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nemu
02/23/21 12:44:48 PM
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Seems like all that will do is desensitize it to both that location and humans in general.
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CanuckCowboy
02/23/21 12:45:39 PM
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nemu posted...
Seems like all that will do is desensitize it to both that location and humans in general.

It got dominated and tossed out like the dude was its parent. I doubt it'll be eager to repeat that process.

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