Current Events > 19 y/o Kid FAKED his own KIDNAPPING just to get ONE day off WORK!! Look At Him!!

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Full Throttle
02/22/21 5:49:19 PM
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Do you think this kid was an idiot to think this would work?



19 y/o Nimrod, Brandon Soules, an Arizona Tire Factory worker is accused of FAKING his own KIDNAPPING just to get a DAY out of WORK!!

Police found him with his hands tied with his own belt and a bandanna stuffed in his mouth in Coolidge as Soules told 5-0 that 2 masked men knocked him unconscious and kidnapped him before dumping him near a water tower

He later admitted to being a pinocchio and made it all up just to get out of a day's work at The Tire Factory when police found no evidence of a crime

Pictures released by cops showed him laying on the ground after he was found by a passerby

Commander Mark Tercero said "He informed us that he, at first, stuffed a bandanna in his mouth and afterward he took off his own belt and bound his hands with his own belt and laid on the ground and scooted to the side of the road where somebody could see him and waited"

Officers became suspicious of his story when they saw surveillance footage around his home.

He made up the story and said it was because his dad owed money to men

Apparently Soules would rather have a fun day and faked his kidnapping in hopes of getting 1-2 days off work...he has now been FIRED.

Do you think this kid was an idiot to think this would work?

https://i.imgur.com/Twz94sZ.jpg

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LastTomorrow
02/22/21 5:50:22 PM
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Couldn't he schedule time off?

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Reis
02/22/21 5:50:55 PM
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LastTomorrow posted...
Couldn't he schedule time off?

this says a lot about society
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Dark_SilverX
02/22/21 5:51:00 PM
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xD

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Dakimakura
02/22/21 5:51:02 PM
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Should have just said he has COVID and got a free two weeks.
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Unspecified_NPC
02/22/21 5:52:11 PM
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He later admitted to being a pinocchio

lol

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Strider102
02/22/21 5:52:41 PM
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Absolutely genius

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Awesker002
02/22/21 5:54:59 PM
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Sounds like something someone from Coolidge would do.

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ultimate reaver
02/22/21 5:55:46 PM
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this guy rules and is way cooler than you

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fhqwhgads
02/22/21 7:58:15 PM
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A better question is what does this say about our society when people think that this is the only way to get time off


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Turtlebread
02/22/21 7:59:21 PM
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Reis posted...
this says a lot about society


yes, we live in one

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mrduckbear
02/22/21 9:24:44 PM
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most say yes
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nothanks1
02/22/21 9:25:49 PM
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Did not look
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Wii_Shaker
02/22/21 9:28:00 PM
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Kids these days are simply lazy AF.

This is outrageous.

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Homeless_Waifu
02/22/21 9:28:24 PM
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I would of called off...
Or at least called someone from HR to see if they could get someone to fill in for me

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KaZooo
02/22/21 9:33:23 PM
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I don't think he quite did it to skip a day of work...

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gunplagirl
02/23/21 8:04:44 AM
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Taking a day off from work, in America? Only hard working CEOs who need to show up twice a week deserve that. This kid just sucks at capitalism, the only system proven to work and raise people out of poverty ever in the history of the United States AKA the world!

/bootlicking

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kelemvor
02/23/21 8:17:53 AM
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Reis posted...
this says a lot about society

Yeah... Some people live like grown ass adults and work, pay bills, and keep a clean house.

Then you got 19 year olds like this.
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Kingbuffet
02/23/21 8:21:08 AM
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Isn't capitalism just a beautiful system mirite guys
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Goatslapper
02/23/21 8:21:43 AM
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Kingbuffet posted...
Isn't capitalism just a beautiful system mirite guys

So beautiful and stunning kirlia

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