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viewmaster_pi
02/22/21 11:37:41 AM
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https://youtube.com/shorts/z5P2MUqrHE4

god i wish that were me

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viewmaster_pi
02/22/21 11:38:22 AM
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thanks for not embedding youtube shorts btw

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Goatslapper
02/22/21 11:39:02 AM
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wtf is this bullshit scyther

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viewmaster_pi
02/22/21 11:44:12 AM
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dolomedes posted...
it's hard for mantises to grab something off the ground, they're better at snatching flying insects or stuff on leaves above 'em
yeah, it struck once, but seems like it can't lean forward enough

hark, insect brethren! just calmly walk between their legs! spread the word!!

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Robot2600
02/22/21 11:52:50 AM
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It's trying to fuck that mantis.
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viewmaster_pi
02/22/21 11:54:27 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
It's trying to fuck that mantis.
what is a mantis if not just a tall grasshopper?

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Smackems
02/22/21 11:57:40 AM
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dolomedes posted...
it's hard for mantises to grab something off the ground, they're better at snatching flying insects or stuff on leaves above 'em
This seems like a significant fuck up on evolutions part

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viewmaster_pi
02/22/21 12:02:45 PM
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i know, same with crickets iirc

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refmon
02/22/21 12:08:13 PM
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when you finally mount the tall girl

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viewmaster_pi
02/22/21 12:12:37 PM
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nasty ass turdmites

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viewmaster_pi
02/22/21 12:14:00 PM
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refmon posted...
when you finally mount the tall girl
for real, the tsundere tall waifu

"i... i don't even WANT you up there!! you know i'd EAT you if i could, you... you... LITTLE DUMMY!!!"

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eston
02/22/21 12:16:33 PM
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The_Korey
02/22/21 1:23:12 PM
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I too know the feeling of wanting to fuck the crazy tall chick who wants to kill you...

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02/22/21 1:29:26 PM
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