Current Events > Fuck it, let's have a rap battle

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KayfabeTactics
02/21/21 1:16:31 AM
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Try to out rap me
You will never out last me
Slay-la-bles - come see

Only one champ, 'G
Nothing but Ls for you, see
Killing Slow - Fugees

No Woman, No Cry [This is also on The Fugees' album, The Score]
Observe her with watchful sigh
Coming now - tongue tied

King C-E's rapper
Only thing I've seen - crappers
Unproved - all laughter

This was for run, have fun with me!

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Lairen
02/21/21 1:18:19 AM
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Did you beat yourself or just lose?

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jon1012
02/21/21 1:18:35 AM
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now while he stands tough
notice that this man did not have his hands up
zip zip zoop zoop

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_GET_OVER_HERE_
02/21/21 1:19:20 AM
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This guys an Avenger? His real name is Clarence.
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Robot2600
02/21/21 1:19:52 AM
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hip hop
bippity bop
hip hop bippity bop
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Dark_SilverX
02/21/21 1:20:13 AM
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i bet ya got hairy legs dat turn blonde in da sun ya feel me :3

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YellowSUV
02/21/21 1:21:01 AM
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Kids don't know what the jazz is all about

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KayfabeTactics
02/21/21 1:22:33 AM
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shironinja
02/21/21 1:22:47 AM
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I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top.
I never eat a pig, 'cause a pig is a cop.
Or better yet a Terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Try to play me out like, as if my name was Sega.
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch.
Get used to one style and yo and I might switch.
It up up and around, then buck buck you down.
Put out your head and then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead.

I'm coming to get ya, I'm coming to get ya.
Spitting out lyrics, homie I'll wet ya.

I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seat and jump around!

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YellowSUV
02/21/21 1:23:48 AM
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Since this is a topic about bad raps, I'll throw this in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmuKVjTe5RY

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Lairen
02/21/21 1:24:31 AM
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KayfabeTactics posted...
BTW, it also spells Tyson Knockout

It also sucks ass.

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KayfabeTactics
02/21/21 1:25:13 AM
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YellowSUV posted...
Since this is a topic about bad raps, I'll throw this in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmuKVjTe5RY

You do one using a Haiku format, make it rhyme, and start each line so it spells, "Tyson Knockout." What do you expect for me with 5mins of work with all those rules? lol, but yeah, not my best work

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jon1012
02/21/21 2:16:10 AM
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fuck yall if you doubt me
Im a be some White trash Ill say it proudly
go tell these ppl somethin they dont know about me

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Ermac
02/21/21 2:54:34 AM
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You need to be extreme3000 to bring me bad

Anyone else at CE couldnt meet me half

See Im MC Mischievous, on the low-key

Battling among the daemons like Thor and Horus

of course I get intercourse, been in the puss

you thought I was gonna rhyme with Loki

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Ving_Rhames
02/21/21 3:35:46 AM
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lol, not even worth the actual effort, first off...

You gotta speak to somebody just to speak to me
Listen dog you cant eat wit me

And if..Listen...
I advise you dont really wanna beef wit me, please

Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you...

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jon1012
02/21/21 5:09:16 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
lol, not even worth the actual effort, first off...

You gotta speak to somebody just to speak to me
Listen dog you cant eat wit me

And if..Listen...
I advise you dont really wanna beef wit me, please

Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you...

XD

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jon1012
02/21/21 5:10:46 AM
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Flauros
02/21/21 5:11:14 AM
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Bumble here
Bumble there
Bumble everywhere
Bumble bee
Bumble bug
Baby Bumble slug

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Alteres
02/21/21 5:11:30 AM
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YellowSUV posted...
Since this is a topic about bad raps, I'll throw this in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmuKVjTe5RY
The guy on the right looks like emo Harry Potter.

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Ryven
02/21/21 5:19:52 AM
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categoricalllll

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Ving_Rhames
02/21/21 6:34:07 AM
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You think you a gangsta? I got some **fucking** news

The only thing you squeeze is ya feet in ya lil brothas shoes

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God_Of_Entirety
02/21/21 6:37:01 AM
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Yall wanna rap, but the lack the talent
I'll run laps around you maggots
Savage tactics fueled by rum
This was practice, now I'm done

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ZEROWOLF
02/21/21 7:23:39 AM
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https://youtu.be/fpK3D-4bUoo

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God_Of_Entirety
02/21/21 7:40:02 AM
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ZEROWOLF posted...
https://youtu.be/fpK3D-4bUoo

You posting YouTube links cause you too weak to type
Anti-hype
Damn, I might just show you the light
But I'm the "bad guy" right?
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trappedunderice
02/21/21 8:19:17 AM
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I squat on the toilet seat while I take a dump
Then I stand up to wipe I'm not a chump
I don't even flush, don't want to flood the pumps
I'm done you're welcome now here's a free bump
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