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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 12:04:42 AM
#1:


Do you take the money?



In place of the money is a file with dozens of pictures of you and your family and friends, your current address, date of birth, social security number, phone number, and every other relevant piece of information about you. They also get the address of all your family members and their phone numbers.

The money magically appears at your house instantly and they will find the information 12 hours later.


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JuanCarlos1
02/18/21 12:09:19 AM
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I'll pass. Dont want to die hanged by my own guts around my neck.

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02/18/21 12:09:27 AM
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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 12:11:13 AM
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Spooking posted...
I'm already earning $100k a night by having some night terror and leg cramp bullshit, so na, I'm good.

Lol. Fair enough.

I might take my chances if everyone else was somehow safe... and I somehow could guarantee they would kill me quick.

So no.

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 7:59:22 PM
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Bump.

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pauIie
02/18/21 8:02:23 PM
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so basically murder suicide everyone i know for no benefit

geez man how did you come up with this winner

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:06:54 PM
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pauIie posted...
so basically murder suicide everyone i know for no benefit

geez man how did you come up with this winner

Some people might think a day or two head start would be enough. Was curious.

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Infinite 2003
02/18/21 8:09:55 PM
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Theres significantly more painless ways to commit suicide than that

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:11:43 PM
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Infinite 2003 posted...
Theres significantly more painless ways to commit suicide than that

But you don't get 500 million then. You might have a fun run before they killed you horribly.

Plus its ce and I figured maybe someone would figure a minimal head start would allow for getting lost or allow you to hire a private army of ex seals or something.

I shoulda made the last option so you'd be able to guarantee the safety of everyone else though.

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nfearurspecimn
02/18/21 8:11:47 PM
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Hell no, not even if they only had my picture and no information.

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RedJackson
02/18/21 8:12:03 PM
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Fuck no

They WILL find all those people lol they have nothing else better to do than to sit around, collect money, and plan how to murder you for the rest of their life >_>

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:13:17 PM
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Damn. Lol. I was drunk when I made this.

Shoulda at least made it a bit more tempting obviously

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DeadBankerDream
02/18/21 8:13:43 PM
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"An insufficient sum of money, but you and all your family and friends get brutally murdered"
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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:16:19 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
"An insufficient sum of money, but you and all your family and friends get brutally murdered"

500 million is fuck you money. If it's not sufficient then nothing is. Would doubling it suddenly make a difference?

Nah. Cause if you're saying no its because you know you'd die and it'd be useless.


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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:18:21 PM
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Yay! I got a yes vote.

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OffTempo
02/18/21 8:18:22 PM
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12 hours and 500 million dollars sound like I have enough time to get me and my fam out of the country. I guess I'm kinda lucky since my only real family are my grandma and pets so it wouldn't be too hard to escape.

I'll take the money.

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:22:47 PM
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OffTempo posted...
12 hours and 500 million dollars sound like I have enough time to get me and my fam out of the country. I guess I'm kinda lucky since my only real family are my grandma and pets so it wouldn't be too hard to escape.

I'll take the money.

Nice.

I mean it is technically possible. Move fast and gtfo. Keep moving till you figure out how to buy a new identity and/or a fortress and private goons and stay armed so at least you can force them to kill you quick.

I thought it was fun to think about but I coulda made the topic better.

Plus its 12 before they even know. Depending on where you live you have another 12 to 24 or so before they get anyone there.

Unless you're anywhere in or near Mexico.

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Unsugarized_Foo
02/18/21 8:24:48 PM
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Honestly, I think I could swing this...

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008Zulu
02/18/21 8:26:33 PM
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Yes, absolutely.

Me: How do you know where my family and I live?
Cartel: We have a vault that had all our money in it, but now there was a file with all your information in it.
Me: Okay... so you have a file on us. Why?
Cartel: We were hoping you could tell us that.
Me: I'm in Australia, and our borders are closed. I have no idea, mate.
Cartel: Hmm.

Nothing in the scenario says the file implicates you in the theft.

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:26:57 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Honestly, I think I could swing this...

If it was just me and there was no way it could blow back on anyone else I'd do it.

I'd be stressed the fuck out but id do it.

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Unsugarized_Foo
02/18/21 8:27:34 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Nothing in the scenario says the file implicates you in the theft.

They chainsaw people to death and record it

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BettyWhite
02/18/21 8:27:44 PM
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If I had no loved ones I might take it and wage war on the cartel while partying like a mad man.

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CanuckCowboy
02/18/21 8:27:45 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Yes, absolutely.

Me: How do you know where my family and I live?
Cartel: We have a vault that had all our money in it, but now there was a file with all your information in it.
Me: Okay... so you have a file on us. Why?
Cartel: We were hoping you could tell us that.
Me: I'm in Australia, and our borders are closed. I have no idea, mate.
Cartel: Hmm.

Nothing in the scenario says the file implicates you in the theft.

I dont think theyd care though.

At best theyd torture you and everyone else to be sure you didn't know anything and then kill you. They're not known for reason.

Good angle though.

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008Zulu
02/19/21 6:35:18 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
I dont think theyd care though.

At best theyd torture you and everyone else to be sure you didn't know anything and then kill you. They're not known for reason.

Good angle though.
How will they come to Australia though? Borders are closed.

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ShineboxPhil
02/19/21 6:38:07 AM
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I'll take my chances. They have like no influence in canada

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bigtiggie23
02/19/21 7:04:23 AM
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008Zulu posted...

How will they come to Australia though? Borders are closed.

Hiding from Latin drug lords in Australia, isn't this the plot of Crocodile Dundee 2?
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PrettyBoyFloyd
02/19/21 8:19:56 AM
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You do that, then you die.

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Solar_Crimson
02/19/21 8:21:50 AM
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Hell no.

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deanshow
02/19/21 8:29:22 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
I'll take my chances. They have like no influence in canada
They do haha

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Ilishe
02/19/21 8:32:55 AM
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If it was magically just me and it was 500 billion, maybe. If I also had like a month head start.

Because with that kind of time and money, the cartel would...disappear. Seriously. I'd hire an army.

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008Zulu
02/19/21 5:48:17 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Hiding from Latin drug lords in Australia, isn't this the plot of Crocodile Dundee 2?
Look how well it worked out for them then.

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VTBM
02/19/21 9:11:35 PM
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All that information doesn't mean I did it. ( )

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CanuckCowboy
02/19/21 9:12:57 PM
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Ilishe posted...
If it was magically just me and it was 500 billion, maybe. If I also had like a month head start.

Because with that kind of time and money, the cartel would...disappear. Seriously. I'd hire an army.

I really needed a just me option. Thats what the last one was supposed to be but I didn't explain that at all.

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DrizztLink
02/19/21 9:13:27 PM
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VTBM posted...
All that information doesn't mean I did it. ( )
Fortunately the cartel is known for being reasonable.

>.>

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CanuckCowboy
02/19/21 9:13:49 PM
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008Zulu posted...
How will they come to Australia though? Borders are closed.

Human smuggling is another specialty of cartels. I'm sure they could pull it off.

It would buy you more time though.

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GGuirao13
02/21/21 1:46:37 PM
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Hell no!

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apolloooo
02/21/21 8:53:26 PM
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You will get chopped from foot to head like carrots in a stew

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Conker
02/21/21 9:16:38 PM
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Uhh, not even half that could pay for my own private island village for all of my family and friends, plus an army of security detail for the rest of our lives. Not to mention any other measures we could take to hide identities and such.

Id take my chances.

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UnholyMudcrab
02/21/21 9:18:05 PM
#42:


$500 million but you and everyone you love dies horribly

Not much of a deal there.
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ThirstForBLOOD
02/21/21 9:18:08 PM
#43:


I'd just take my family to a secret base on some island. Problem solved
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CoolMaskGuy
02/21/21 9:19:53 PM
#44:


Hell. No.
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FigureOfSpeech
02/21/21 9:36:50 PM
#45:


No country for old men has taught me to leave money like that the fuck alone...
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Giblet_Enjoyer
02/21/21 9:37:31 PM
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If I was the only one at risk I'd take it but family is too much of a burden to try to protect from this. Protecting just myself would probably be doable.

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Ratchetrockon
02/21/21 9:38:10 PM
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yeah ill take it

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