Current Events > A volcano is going to destroy CE. Please evacuate CE immediately.

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-Unowninator-
02/17/21 8:33:05 PM
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This is for your own safety.
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Wii_Shaker
02/17/21 8:34:01 PM
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I have ties to the land.

I plan on staying.

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-Unowninator-
02/17/21 8:34:19 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
I have ties to the land.

I plan on staying.

Your funeral.
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monkmith
02/17/21 8:36:00 PM
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sounds like a liberal conspiracy, volcanism is a lie!

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kirbyakaZ
02/17/21 8:37:32 PM
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I'll build a boat

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DarthDemented
02/17/21 8:50:25 PM
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It's a hoax perpetuated by responsible media!

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-Unowninator-
02/17/21 8:52:48 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
It's a hoax perpetuated by responsible media!

No, you're thinking of global warming. The CE volcano is 200% real.
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SolidShadow3
02/17/21 8:54:23 PM
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Good thing I bought that Volcano insurance

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DarthDemented
02/17/21 8:55:25 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Good thing I bought that Volcano insurance
With all of Lois' rainy day money?

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UnholyMudcrab
02/17/21 8:58:16 PM
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-Unowninator-
02/17/21 9:18:55 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
Good thing I bought that Volcano insurance

You made the right decision.

UnholyMudcrab posted...
Where's my jackhammer

How will that help?
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CosmicShadows
02/17/21 9:20:31 PM
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The best and safest way is to stay at the center.
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-Unowninator-
02/18/21 4:53:04 PM
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It's come to my attention that exactly 0 people have evacuated CE. Keep up the good work.
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Spidey5
02/18/21 5:23:22 PM
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-Unowninator-
02/18/21 5:25:17 PM
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Spidey5 posted...
Let's take the volcano and push it somewhere else.

That idea may just be crazy enough... To get us all killed!
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CouldBeAnAlt
02/18/21 5:29:22 PM
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I've never seen a volcano therefore they don't exist

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-Unowninator-
02/19/21 12:18:39 AM
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I've just been informed that the volcano is going to erupt in 100 something. I currently do not know if it's minutes or years, but you MUST EVACUATE CE IMMEDIATELY!
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