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Cobalt_Wasps
02/17/21 3:51:30 PM
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Henry Rollins, former front man of legendary punk rock band Black Flag from my hometown of Redondo Beach CA

he lives a nomadic lifestyle, traveling to places he knows literally nothing about and just living with the locals for a month or so, just for fun.

he has had multiple books published, multiple spoken word/stand up comedy performances.

he sleeps no more than 5 hours a night, does not use any drugs or alcohol or smoke, and at age 60 he looks like a new 40

he is seething with masculinity and yet seemingly asexual, never seen in a romantic embrace or involved in any sexual gossip, and despite his intimidating visage i cannot personally imagine him acting out in violence.

he may be enlightened

Henry Rollins
literally the perfect man





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The Trent
02/17/21 3:52:00 PM
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he spits when he talks a lot

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hockeybub89
02/17/21 3:52:13 PM
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Smashingpmkns
02/17/21 3:52:46 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
02/17/21 3:53:17 PM
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Sleeping, booze and sex are lifes great joys. His life sounds like misery.

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Dorfmann_
02/17/21 3:54:20 PM
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He's a liar though. He'll tear your mind out and burn your soul.
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Machete
02/17/21 3:54:21 PM
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I saw a stand up special of his and he spent lots of time talking about his penis in the context of toilet seats.
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pogo_rabid
02/17/21 3:56:03 PM
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He's turned into a cool dude in his later years and I love his current work, but lets not discount that he was a complete douchebag into his last 30's. Check out any of his interviews when he was young and that'll give you the full picture of how he is as he is.

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PoundGarden
02/17/21 3:57:06 PM
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He starred in a movie called "He Never Died" and it was mind blowingly good (or i was just particularly high lol) and had a twist that was completely out of left field, pretty neat take on that story.

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CanuckCowboy
02/17/21 4:02:41 PM
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Umm he has beaten the fuck out of more than one fan. Not sure where you get the non violent part from

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The Trent
02/17/21 4:03:15 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Umm he has beaten the fuck out of more than one fan. Not sure where you get the non violent part from

no ignore all the bad parts and he is literally the perfect man

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Cobalt_Wasps
02/17/21 4:05:05 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Umm he has beaten the fuck out of more than one fan. Not sure where you get the non violent part from
that was in his younger angry punker days
he has shown lifetimes of mental and social evolution beyond his years

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CanuckCowboy
02/17/21 4:06:12 PM
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https://youtu.be/VelEv1zl8vs

The interview with the kid is hilarious

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Touch
02/17/21 4:12:04 PM
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His eyes are just like...crazy big and black. Like just pure darkness and scary or something

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pogo_rabid
02/17/21 4:16:06 PM
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Touch posted...
His eyes are just like...crazy big and black. Like just pure darkness and scary or something
He is an incredibly intense dude

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Conker
02/17/21 4:19:06 PM
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He definitely looks at least in his 50s from those two pics.

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pinky0926
02/17/21 4:44:49 PM
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Hes someone im in awe of and would never want to meet.

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Cobalt_Wasps
02/17/21 4:45:40 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Hes someone im in awe of and would never want to meet.

holy shit thats perfect
i feel like he would make me kill myself, seriously

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The Trent
02/17/21 4:47:01 PM
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his standups have never been funny
someone link me to a funny bit if i'm wrong

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Kitt
02/17/21 4:48:43 PM
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He really is. I can listen to him talk all day.

I saw a stand up special of his and he spent lots of time talking about his penis in the context of toilet seats.
"My Hwang"

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Cobalt_Wasps
02/17/21 4:53:48 PM
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The Trent posted...
his standups have never been funny
someone link me to a funny bit if i'm wrong

its anti social commentary
which is kinda oxymoronic and hilarious in concept but rarely in execution

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The Trent
02/17/21 4:54:28 PM
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then just call them extended spoken word social commentary pieces, not standup comedy

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Cobalt_Wasps
02/17/21 4:58:25 PM
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The Trent posted...
then just call them extended spoken word social commentary pieces, not standup comedy
some of them were straight up attempts at comedy tho...hes too serious for comedy
some find it hilarious, but you gotta be on a comparable wavelength to this extraman

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brestugo
02/17/21 5:01:32 PM
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Met him a couple times on the Sunset Strip. Cool guy.

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MabusIncarnate
02/17/21 5:03:30 PM
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https://youtu.be/rM7oxuOLIiw

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brestugo
02/17/21 5:08:12 PM
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First time I saw him was before he really got into lifting weights. He looks like a totally different guy now.

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