Current Events > What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard a person say...

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in relation to fictional characters?
I have a friend who once said if Bruce Wayne was real and had all of his fighting prowess from the shows/movies/comics/etc., Mike Tyson would handily beat his ass. Bitch, what? LMAO

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The list is too long. BUT I recently heard a guy say that the Little Caesars mascot/icon - whatever you want to call it- was a caveman. Caveman. Stupid shit like that is why Trump won.

Caveman.

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Jesus was the son of God.

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but it's been proven that the best boxers usually win against the best martial art fighters. It's been a thing since the 50's.
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Probably stuff about wanting to live in universe for many fictional worlds.
Look, you're not going to be the main character or even a supporting character, you're going to be background at best and dead at worst.

Who the Hell would want to live in Gotham?
Kanto sounds cool until a Golbat drinks so much of your blood it can't fly anymore (and they're like 5 feet tall).
Yeah wizards exist but you better hope you go to one of the other rival schools otherwise some asshole with a snake tattoo is going to kill you or worse you'll just be a normal muggle.

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Not a fictional character, but a platform containing fiction, Netflix.

My friend once said, I unlocked *insert movie or TV show title*. In response, I asked him to elaborate.

Long story short I had to explain to him that Netflix was paid service and that everyone has the same access to the same programs. He pretty much thought some shows were hidden or something and that the only way to open up new programming was to watch others lol.

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Beveren_Rabbit posted...

but it's been proven that the best boxers usually win against the best martial art fighters. It's been a thing since the 50's.

Batman probably knows some boxing. Boxing technically is a martial art and batman is proficient in many styles.

Plus Tyson winning requires him to hit batman.

Anyways that the hulk would definitely beat Superman. Not saying its impossible but on paper superman has much more going for him. Namely can fly and has super speed. Far lesser characters have defeated the hulk

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AldousIsDead posted...

Jesus was the son of God.

lol

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Girl I dated for a while:

"I LOVE COMICS!"
"Really? Me too! I'm more of a Marvel fan than DC, but I like both"
"Really? I like DC more, but Marvel is cool. Who's your favorite Marvel Character?"
"Punisher, you?"
"Cat Woman"
(me thinking she just confused):
"Oh, that's cool. What about DC character?"
"Black cat or Deadpool"
"... Holy crap you dont know what your talking about do you?"
"Fuck you. I bet I know more than you!"

Just.. wow.

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SolidShadow3 posted...

Girl I dated for a while:

"I LOVE COMICS!"
"Really? Me too! I'm more of a Marvel fan than DC, but I like both"
"Really? I like DC more, but Marvel is cool. Who's your favorite Marvel Character?"
"Punisher, you?"
"Cat Woman"
(me thinking she just confused):
"Oh, that's cool. What about DC character?"
"Black cat or Deadpool"
"... Holy crap you dont know what your talking about do you?"
"Fuck you. I bet I know more than you!"

Just.. wow.

I remember being confused on who belonged to who when I was like 8 maybe. I think it was cause I liked batman but marvel sounded cooler so I just assumed he was marvel. Child logic.

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Tyson would wreck a real life Bruce Wayne though.

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smoke_break posted...

Tyson would wreck a real life Bruce Wayne though.

Bruce Wayne is supposed to be like a 6'7 brickhouse that can clear a room in seconds.

Tyson would give him a fight, but Wayne is meant to be more built, more agile, and far more experienced.

Its not even a fair fight because youd have to cripple Batmans abilities to force a straight up fight in the first place.

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CommonJoe posted...

Bruce Wayne is supposed to be like a 6'7 brickhouse that can clear a room in seconds.

Tyson would give him a fight, but Wayne is meant to be more built, more agile, and far more experienced.

Its not even a fair fight because youd have to cripple Batmans abilities to force a straight up fight in the first place.

He's also taken hits from bane. A hit from Tyson wouldnt compare. And not to be this guy buuut surely as famous as Tyson is batman would already be prepared to just dodge and wear him out if need be.

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That Sonic's modern design is "handsome".

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Beveren_Rabbit posted...

but it's been proven that the best boxers usually win against the best martial art fighters. It's been a thing since the 50's.

If its boxing rules then sure but if its anything goes its the complete opposite.

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Trump is for America

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smoke_break posted...

Tyson would wreck a real life Bruce Wayne though.

Bruce Wayne is 6'2", 210 pounds of pure muscle, and highly proficient in 127 styles of hand-to-hand combat. There is no feasible way for Tyson to win, and that's just my nice of saying, "Tyson wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in Hell."

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Beveren_Rabbit posted...

but it's been proven that the best boxers usually win against the best martial art fighters. It's been a thing since the 50's.

Examples? Because the best martial artists aren't just good at punching and standup grappling.

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CommonJoe posted...

Tyson would give him a fight

I don't even think that's the case. Tyson is already overrated in real life, but compared to someone like Bruce Wayne, he's especially nothing special.


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AldousIsDead posted...

(post)

edgy
*tips Fedora*


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some of my family had/has a real problem with racism. I've heard white people can be *racist term* too, alot. even as a kid that got alot of side eye from me...

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AldousIsDead posted...

Jesus was the son of God.

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i knew this guy in college who thought that Superman was the best superhero of all time.

dude is boring af to me but to each their own i guess... lol

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

but it's been proven that the best boxers usually win against the best martial art fighters. It's been a thing since the 50's.

that is because there was not a professional league for karate and all that stuff in the past. Boxers would get to train and stress test their techniques and practice all day every day.

martial artists? A two hour class 3x a week from a dude who has never thrown a punch.

this all changed recently with MMA/UFC

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That Elsa is selfish or doesn't care about Anna lol.

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Bump!

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I remember in middle school listening to a group of kids arguing whether Fantastic Four was in Marvel or DC.
Only one guy was saying Marvel. Everybody else was saying DC and calling him a moron.

Sometimes I think back on that and wish I could've jumped to his defense, but I didn't know them lol

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AldousIsDead posted...

Jesus was the son of God.

As a would-be Christian this post made me die of laughter

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RedJackson posted...

As a would-be Christian this post made me die of laughter

your gowan 2 hell now

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smoke_break posted...

Tyson would wreck a real life Bruce Wayne though.

Okay, I'll bite. How would Mike Tyson beat Bruce Wayne in a straight-up fisticuffs?

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Kitt posted...

I remember in middle school listening to a group of kids arguing whether Fantastic Four was in Marvel or DC.
Only one guy was saying Marvel. Everybody else was saying DC and calling him a moron.

Sometimes I think back on that and wish I could've jumped to his defense, but I didn't know them lol

As a Gen Xer, looking back, in every bad, stupid, scary, moronic, etc. situation from the past, I always say if only more people had more courage. Sometimes, that includes myself.

We gave idiots a chance.

Don't give idiots a chance.

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Have you ever met a real pathological liar? You sort of learn to have selective hearing when you hear enough tall tales. Especially when the story was usually based on the action movies that aired on USA or TNT the night before.