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DB_Insider
02/08/21 1:50:49 PM
#154:


kbelfisBACK posted...
a venti starbucks doubleshot on ice w 3 pumps classic syrup and 6 pumps caramel syrup

It's beetus but it's beetus thats gonna keep me alive until 10pm tonight
I havent had a coffee since 2014 or 15, I dont hate them but dont like them either.
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 1:52:14 PM
#155:


DB_Insider posted...
I havent had a coffee since 2014 or 15, I dont hate them but dont like them either.

i am literally addicted to caffeine lmao I used to take those vivarin pills all the time but I kicked those and now I just drink coffee whenever I can

My bf is scared im gonna have palpitations LMAO
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DB_Insider
02/08/21 1:56:58 PM
#156:


kbelfisBACK posted...
i am literally addicted to caffeine lmao I used to take those vivarin pills all the time but I kicked those and now I just drink coffee whenever I can

My bf is scared im gonna have palpitations LMAO
Is this bf named andrew?
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 2:03:21 PM
#157:


DB_Insider posted...
Is this bf named andrew?
yes lmao
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harley2280
02/08/21 2:03:37 PM
#158:


kbelfisBACK posted...
tht sounds like quite a task so u are forgiven

There's like 32 of them, I got 20 something, but there's a few that are literally 100's of dollars because they only got like 1 DVD release so they're super rare.
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 2:11:41 PM
#159:


harley2280 posted...
There's like 32 of them, I got 20 something, but there's a few that are literally 100's of dollars because they only got like 1 DVD release so they're super rare.
woweeeeeee that's crazy I couldn't imagine paying 100s of dollars for a DVD u gotta me mega chopped lol
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harley2280
02/08/21 2:38:55 PM
#160:


kbelfisBACK posted...
harley2280 posted...
There's like 32 of them, I got 20 something, but there's a few that are literally 100's of dollars because they only got like 1 DVD release so they're super rare.
woweeeeeee that's crazy I couldn't imagine paying 100s of dollars for a DVD u gotta me mega chopped lol

Yeah I didn't buy those ones. I'll obtain a digital copy and hope for an eventual reprint of them.
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 7:10:01 PM
#161:


carryout looking fine as hell today smh
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harley2280
02/08/21 7:24:37 PM
#162:


My last call of the day lasted an hour and a half because the lady insisted on writing down everything I said.
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WallStreetWolf
02/08/21 7:46:08 PM
#163:


Me: professional film journalist
also me: has not seen any older Godzilla movies aside from maybe one

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WallStreetWolf
02/08/21 7:48:01 PM
#164:


kbelfisBACK posted...
woweeeeeee that's crazy I couldn't imagine paying 100s of dollars for a DVD u gotta me mega chopped lol

That's nothing, I have a silent Hill game on PS2 that's worth hundreds now

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harley2280
02/08/21 8:55:07 PM
#165:


WallStreetWolf posted...
Me: professional film journalist
also me: has not seen any older Godzilla movies aside from maybe one

Bruh you're missing out. I absolutely love old giant monster movies.

Godzilla in particular. If you watch just one of them make it the Japanese original. It's got a powerful anti-nuclear message.
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 10:10:31 PM
#166:


Carryout left me NINETEEN chickens to do I should bring the yaoi paddle to work and beat his bratty ass with it.
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 10:37:36 PM
#167:


tomorrow and Wednesday I'm the carryout helper

Tmrw I'm w the dumb broad and Wednesday I'm with carryout the guy

I just sent carryout a text w the picture of all the chickens I plucked and asked why he did this to me.
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CouldBeAnAlt
02/08/21 10:41:14 PM
#168:


Carryout kind of sounds like a jerk
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 10:42:10 PM
#169:


CouldBeAnAlt posted...
Carryout kind of sounds like a jerk
he cute tho lmao
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harley2280
02/08/21 10:43:09 PM
#170:


Tonight I watched a giant moth fight a giant lizard.
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 10:44:11 PM
#171:


harley2280 posted...
Tonight I watched a giant moth fight a giant lizard.
aw yeauh that sounds tite af
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CouldBeAnAlt
02/08/21 10:51:09 PM
#172:


kbelfisBACK posted...
he cute tho lmao
But you're a queen he should be doing your work
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ssj3vegeta
02/08/21 10:52:29 PM
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harley2280
02/08/21 10:54:16 PM
#174:


kbelfisBACK posted...
harley2280 posted...
Tonight I watched a giant moth fight a giant lizard.
aw yeauh that sounds tite af

It was pretty entertaining. It was a draw, but the real loser was the insurance companies who will have people filing claims for ages.
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Drpooplol
02/08/21 10:54:20 PM
#175:


My mamma always said "Want dick, feather pick"

remains true to this day.

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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 11:04:57 PM
#177:


CouldBeAnAlt posted...
But you're a queen he should be doing your work

im assigned to do his bitch work on Wednesday actually so this isn't me simping this time this is actually my job telling me to simp

ssj3vegeta posted...
sometimes you gotta work hard to get da dick
;)

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


girl

u know why I can't help myself lmfao

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WallStreetWolf
02/08/21 11:16:37 PM
#178:


I really do need to catch up on some classic Godzilla. I know the messages are really good

Drpooplol posted...
My mamma always said "Want dick, feather pick"

remains true to this day.

This also sounds like something the mom from the waterboy would say

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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 11:50:54 PM
#179:


what does feather pick mean wtf kind of boomer shit

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CouldBeAnAlt
02/09/21 8:57:36 AM
#180:


It snowed so I'm not going anywhere today
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Ruvan22
02/09/21 9:06:25 AM
#181:


CouldBeAnAlt posted...
It snowed so I'm not going anywhere today
No city snow ploughs?
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Drpooplol
02/09/21 9:10:12 AM
#182:


kbelfisBACK posted...
what does feather pick mean wtf kind of boomer shit
idk lol I was making shit up. I thought you had to feather the birds for some reason, lmao

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kbelfisBACK
02/09/21 9:13:01 AM
#183:


CouldBeAnAlt posted...
It snowed so I'm not going anywhere today
rip sorry to hear that

Drpooplol posted...
idk lol I was making shit up. I thought you had to feather the birds for some reason, lmao
no lol to pluck them you just have to take off the legs and the breasts

I thought I had to shred the breasts but when I sent the pic of all the chickens carryout was like wtf don't do that lol
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CouldBeAnAlt
02/09/21 9:36:20 AM
#184:


Ruvan22 posted...
No city snow ploughs?
I live in a rural area
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kbelfisBACK
02/09/21 9:53:44 AM
#185:


I wanna order wawa but I don't wanna listen to drew bitch lmao
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kbelfisBACK
02/09/21 10:54:22 AM
#186:


Drew made me an omelet and an iced coffee so that I didn't order wawa so that was nice of him
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Drpooplol
02/09/21 12:17:57 PM
#187:


Dawg you should get on the cold-brewed coffee train. Way better than iced coffee

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Rida_Go_To_Bed
02/09/21 4:55:45 PM
#188:


Drpooplol posted...
Dawg you should get on the cold-brewed coffee train. Way better than iced coffee

yep! get a french press and some beans, grind those bad boys up, and let it sit in the french press overnight

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kbelfisBACK
02/09/21 5:28:24 PM
#190:


Drpooplol posted...
Dawg you should get on the cold-brewed coffee train. Way better than iced coffee
I'm scared lol should I get that from bux next time I go?

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Tbh that's a great idea

OKAY SO LISTEN TO THIS BULLSHIT YALL

>Phone rings in the deli
>other coworker answers it
>It's carryout and he wants a meal box w double the meat
>Me and other carryout girl have 15 things going on already but sure we'll make u a meal box
>both of us fuming make the meal box
>He sends his mom and stepdad in to get it
>Sent him a txt: ":|"

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harley2280
02/09/21 5:38:01 PM
#191:


kbelfisBACK posted...
He sends his mom and stepdad in to get it

Bruh that's just lazy.
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CouldBeAnAlt
02/09/21 5:38:58 PM
#192:


It's supposed to snow again tonight this fucking sucks I'm supposed to see my therapist tomorrow
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harley2280
02/09/21 5:39:30 PM
#193:


CouldBeAnAlt posted...
It's supposed to snow again tonight this fucking sucks I'm supposed to see my therapist tomorrow

Can they do it via video if the snow is bad?
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kbelfisBACK
02/09/21 5:40:52 PM
#194:


harley2280 posted...
Bruh that's just lazy.
no he was scared me and the other girl were gonna yell at him
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CouldBeAnAlt
02/09/21 5:53:24 PM
#195:


harley2280 posted...
Can they do it via video if the snow is bad?
Probably but I get anxiety when I'm supposed to call them
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harley2280
02/09/21 6:14:40 PM
#196:


CouldBeAnAlt posted...
harley2280 posted...
Can they do it via video if the snow is bad?
Probably but I get anxiety when I'm supposed to call them

I completely sympathize with that.
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kbelfisBACK
02/09/21 8:11:59 PM
#197:


Drew and me are fighting really bad bc I got out of work super late :(
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kbelfisBACK
02/09/21 8:43:06 PM
#198:


Update: we stopped fighting lol
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Ruvan22
02/09/21 8:50:14 PM
#199:


kbelfisBACK posted...
Update: we stopped fighting lol

Glad to hear that! Every couple is going to have fights (as cliche as that sounds), its how you resolve them that matters :)
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kbelfisBACK
02/09/21 8:52:05 PM
#200:


Ruvan22 posted...
Glad to hear that! Every couple is going to have fights (as cliche as that sounds), its how you resolve them that matters :)
idk if anything is actually resolved. I apologized for being a psycho tho.
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Ruvan22
02/09/21 8:53:04 PM
#201:


kbelfisBACK posted...
idk if anything is actually resolved. I apologized for being a psycho tho.

Is your apology what led to the resolution/things cooling down?
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kbelfisBACK
02/09/21 8:57:13 PM
#202:


Ruvan22 posted...
Is your apology what led to the resolution/things cooling down?
I guess? Kinda? He was telling me he had a bad day too and described it so I kinda felt bad for getting angry.
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BeantownHero
02/09/21 8:59:59 PM
#203:


You don't wanna get angry during a time of year a snow storm may trap you in your house

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