Current Events > Kbelf's zonked general v 4.0: "you sound like a big titty anime girl"

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DB_Insider
02/07/21 1:57:53 PM
#104:


kbelfisBACK posted...
did u try ordering fried chicken for her
Not yet, but why even bother anymore
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 2:35:55 PM
#105:


DB_Insider posted...
Not yet, but why even bother anymore
You just gotta hold out ur hand w a piece of fried chicken in it and wait for her to come up and start nibbling
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DB_Insider
02/07/21 2:39:03 PM
#106:


kbelfisBACK posted...
You just gotta hold out ur hand w a piece of fried chicken in it and wait for her to come up and start nibbling
Will that really work?

She seems like a sophisticated woman there's no way it would be that easy
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 2:40:09 PM
#107:


DB_Insider posted...
Will that really work?

She seems like a sophisticated woman there's no way it would be that easy
She's actually like a beautiful graceful doe

....who happens to eat fried chicken.

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BeantownHero
02/07/21 2:40:58 PM
#108:


what up, fuck nuggets?

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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 2:42:00 PM
#109:


BeantownHero posted...
what up, fuck nuggets?
what up my dude we are just chilling gettin blazed eatin food and waitin for the game to come in
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DB_Insider
02/07/21 2:43:48 PM
#110:


kbelfisBACK posted...
She's actually like a beautiful graceful doe

....who happens to eat fried chicken.
Thanks for cheering me up, I'll try with that method like u told me thanks
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 2:48:35 PM
#112:


DB_Insider posted...
Thanks for cheering me up, I'll try with that method like u told me thanks
np np my son

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

my Irish white mother is making her jambalaya that she inexplicably makes every year for the super bowl

also inexplicable is the fact that is actually slaps I'm so excited for it to be ready

Right now we have chips and dip and my moms gonna put out other finger foods lol
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BeantownHero
02/07/21 2:50:08 PM
#113:


kbelfisBACK posted...
what up my dude we are just chilling gettin blazed eatin food and waitin for the game to come in

hell yeah. Got all the good stuff ready, I'm just trying to decide on food

NO ONE IN PORTLAND SELLS BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP

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Rida_Go_To_Bed
02/07/21 2:51:45 PM
#114:


BeantownHero posted...
hell yeah. Got all the good stuff ready, I'm just trying to decide on food

NO ONE IN PORTLAND SELLS BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP

just make it! it's easy :)


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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 2:52:13 PM
#115:


BeantownHero posted...
hell yeah. Got all the good stuff ready, I'm just trying to decide on food

NO ONE IN PORTLAND SELLS BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP

NO BRUH WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WO THE BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP

my mom made spinach artichoke dip too. She's also gonna make mini hot dogs and shrimp and devilled eggs and probably some other shit eventually.

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BeantownHero
02/07/21 2:54:02 PM
#116:


kbelfisBACK posted...
NO BRUH WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WO THE BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP

my mom made spinach artichoke dip too. She's also gonna make mini hot dogs and shrimp and devilled eggs and probably some other shit eventually.

I would just go to a bar to watch it, but we are still in lockdown.

I CANT BLAZE WITHOUT FOOD GAHDAMN IT


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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 2:54:57 PM
#117:


BeantownHero posted...
I would just go to a bar to watch it, but we are still in lockdown.

I CANT BLAZE WITHOUT FOOD GAHDAMN IT
Download a hoagie off the internet my guy

doordash that buffalo chicken dip
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Ruvan22
02/07/21 2:58:03 PM
#119:


kbelfisBACK posted...
Idk something abt whoever Andy Reid isn't the coach for bc we hate him bc he used to coach for the eagles and my dad hates the eagles bc he loves the cowboys

I swear football sounds cattier than bitch shit sometimes lmao

np I try to recognize all my simps for a job well done

That is impeccable dad logic :P
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 2:58:56 PM
#120:


CalypsoDoom posted...
Buffalo chicken dip is so good

It's like the only thing my mom doesn't make. I wish assistant manager homegirl could get down here with her buffalo chicken dip but it snowed soooo bad and she's probably gonna be stuck at work for a while
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nfearurspecimn
02/07/21 3:00:26 PM
#121:


oh duncan posts here?

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Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid.
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 3:39:46 PM
#122:


nfearurspecimn posted...
oh duncan posts here?
sometimes ya

Sry u didn't get tagged catboy
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nfearurspecimn
02/07/21 3:46:52 PM
#123:


I'm not a part of this but if I'm welcome I don't mind.

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Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid.
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 3:53:54 PM
#124:


nfearurspecimn posted...
I'm not a part of this but if I'm welcome I don't mind.

Of course catboy why would you not be welcome lmao
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nfearurspecimn
02/07/21 3:56:03 PM
#125:


alright then

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Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost*
Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid.
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 4:09:53 PM
#127:


CalypsoDoom posted...
booooooo :(
I really do love her she's my girl

I remember my first day working at this new store bc I transferred after I moved, and this was before covid blew up mind you, and she was cleaning a fryer or something w chemical and she was wearing a mask that said "hentai" in both japanese and English and that's how I knew she was good ppl

Now she's one of my best friends lmfao

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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 5:08:12 PM
#129:




my mans and my doggo ;)
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 5:31:44 PM
#130:


do I send carryout trollface.jpg or do I leave them all alone lmfao
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BeantownHero
02/07/21 5:37:17 PM
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 5:37:50 PM
#132:


BeantownHero posted...
trollface ftw
I don't want to be cruel tho LMAO he could withhold certain behaviors from me
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BeantownHero
02/07/21 5:39:11 PM
#133:


kbelfisBACK posted...
I don't want to be cruel tho LMAO he could withhold certain behaviors from me

no risk it no biscuit

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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 5:43:16 PM
#134:


BeantownHero posted...
no risk it no biscuit
I'll wait until I know he's done for real
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Duncanwii
02/07/21 5:52:20 PM
#135:


I gave a friend my Discord tag 3 days ago with the expectation he'd send me a friend request and he hasnt yet. I dont want to sound demanding or forceful but I'm kind of ticked off and want to tell him I want a friend request. What do I do?
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Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends
Everything I say about myself is true. I never lie.
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 5:53:44 PM
#136:


Duncanwii posted...
I gave a friend my Discord tag 3 days ago with the expectation he'd send me a friend request and he hasnt yet. I dont want to sound demanding or forceful but I'm kind of ticked off and want to tell him I want a friend request. What do I do?

just ask how they are and if everything is okay w them pls don't be aggressive duncan that's not good
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Duncanwii
02/07/21 5:56:26 PM
#137:


kbelfisBACK posted...


just ask how they are and if everything is okay w them pls don't be aggressive duncan that's not good

I sent him several PMs about it but it's been established by himself he's terrible at responding to them and I have no other means of contact. That's kind of why I gave him my Discord tag in the first place.
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 5:59:13 PM
#138:


Duncanwii posted...
I sent him several PMs about it but it's been established by himself he's terrible at responding to them and I have no other means of contact. That's kind of why I gave him my Discord tag in the first place.

sigh

ur just gonna have to deal w it then lol

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BeantownHero
02/07/21 6:01:55 PM
#139:


kbelfisBACK posted...
I'll wait until I know he's done for real

The suspense is killing me. I'm washed, so I live vicariously through you now

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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 6:09:42 PM
#140:


BeantownHero posted...
The suspense is killing me. I'm washed, so I live vicariously through you now
8 pm est
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 6:52:13 PM
#141:


SPORT BALL WEW LADS

caps
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 7:18:49 PM
#142:


Its almost time lmfao
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 7:36:45 PM
#143:


I shot off prematurely and awkwardly simped instead jesus fucking cock sucking Christ what's wrong with me
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kbelfisBACK
02/07/21 8:02:13 PM
#144:


No response jesus christ I am awful
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Drpooplol
02/07/21 9:40:22 PM
#145:


wait what's happening

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
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DB_Insider
02/08/21 4:48:25 AM
#146:


kbelfisBACK posted...
I shot off prematurely and awkwardly simped instead jesus fucking cock sucking Christ what's wrong with me

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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 8:40:32 AM
#147:


Drpooplol posted...
wait what's happening
I asked him if he was holding up ok at work instead of sending trollface I'm such a dork

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DB_Insider
02/08/21 8:44:13 AM
#148:


kbelfisBACK posted...
I asked him if he was holding up ok at work instead of sending trollface I'm such a dork
I believe in u
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 12:06:41 PM
#149:


can't believe I let this fall to page 4

I feel like shit but I need a shower and I know once I get one ill feel a little better.

Almost time for red sauce/shark week
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harley2280
02/08/21 1:37:21 PM
#150:


kbelfisBACK posted...
can't believe I let this fall to page 4

I'll take some of the blame. I barely posted all weekend.

This weekend I attempted to buy every Godzilla movie.
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 1:41:37 PM
#151:


harley2280 posted...
I'll take some of the blame. I barely posted all weekend.

This weekend I attempted to buy every Godzilla movie.

tht sounds like quite a task so u are forgiven

finally showered and now I feel like I can tolerate work for the first couple hours until I can get a coffee
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DB_Insider
02/08/21 1:46:39 PM
#152:


kbelfisBACK posted...
tht sounds like quite a task so u are forgiven

finally showered and now I feel like I can tolerate work for the first couple hours until I can get a coffee
What kind of coffee?
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kbelfisBACK
02/08/21 1:48:40 PM
#153:


DB_Insider posted...
What kind of coffee?
a venti starbucks doubleshot on ice w 3 pumps classic syrup and 6 pumps caramel syrup

It's beetus but it's beetus thats gonna keep me alive until 10pm tonight
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