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Garioshi
02/02/21 9:55:42 AM
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https://twitter.com/LilySimpson1312/status/1353674278722392066

The fuck?

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Ving_Rhames
02/02/21 9:58:27 AM
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Dudes who are so lacking in personality that they equate themselves to debunked studies (made by the person who did the original study) trying desperately to appear like they're anything but 100% lame.

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Drpooplol
02/02/21 9:59:10 AM
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Oh I get it, the sword is a metaphor for his HUGE SCHLONG

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Accolon
02/02/21 10:00:34 AM
#4:


Imagine living in 2021 and not being a Lambda male.

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Master_Bass
02/02/21 10:03:18 AM
#5:


"I am the Alpha and the Omega." - Jesus Christ.

How can we hope to compete with Jesus?!

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ghostblob
02/02/21 10:06:17 AM
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The modern resurgence of a bizarre unhealthy obsession with masculinity was a major factor in my feelings about my gender and realising I'm happiest as non-binary.

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Gamerguymass
02/02/21 10:07:01 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
"I am the Alpha and the Omega." - Jesus Christ.

How can we hope to compete with Jesus?!

Well he did say he is his father, and his father murdered humanity by drowning them because they weren't paying enough attention to him.

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Jagr_68
02/02/21 10:07:46 AM
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lemondrop7
02/02/21 10:08:08 AM
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just stay off the internet for 3 days go outside and realize no one in the real world has any idea what this post is talking about

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teepan95
02/02/21 10:10:37 AM
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Aeriis posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdWlP6SV0AEQ18I.jpg

Lol!
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KiwiTerraRizing
02/02/21 10:13:32 AM
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Why do men think getting women to fuck you is the apex goal in life?

Get a woman (or man or whatever) to love you, raise a happy child, have people think you are kind, these are some of what you should strive for.

You want to be some old guy and your only memories are about pussy you had 40 years ago?

Be better people.

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masterpug53
02/02/21 10:14:23 AM
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Accolon posted...
Imagine living in 2021 and not being a Lambda male.

The Nerds got their Revenge almost 40 years ago, you'd think lambda males would be the norm by now.

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Gamerguymass
02/02/21 10:16:13 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Why do men think getting women to fuck you is the apex goal in life?

Biology.

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ThyCorndog
02/02/21 10:36:52 AM
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nothing gets a woman wetter than telling her you're a sigma male

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teepan95
02/02/21 10:37:32 AM
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Imagine not being am omicron male like me

pffft
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xXfireglzXx
02/02/21 10:38:38 AM
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Sigma balls?

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NoMeLx22x
02/02/21 10:42:35 AM
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I can't wait until this horseshoes all the way into men realizing their best chance to get laid is to just be a woman or some crazy shit.

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Choco
02/02/21 10:45:50 AM
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the beta > delta > gamma thing is even worse than the sexism tbh

how do you even mess that up???

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EnvoyOfTheLight
02/02/21 10:47:02 AM
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"Guys there are too many people who don't fit into our pigeonholes!"

'Make a pigeonhole for those!'

"You're a genius, Larry!"

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The_Korey
02/02/21 10:48:33 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You want to be some old guy and your only memories are about pussy you had 40 years ago?

No, because this implies I'd stop when I get old.


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ZevLoveDOOM
02/02/21 10:49:28 AM
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she is right tho. stuff like this makes me cringe so hard that some of my braincells start to implode...
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Garioshi
02/02/21 10:50:39 AM
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Choco posted...
the beta > delta > gamma thing is even worse than the sexism tbh

how do you even mess that up???
Seriously, the fuck?

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KiwiTerraRizing
02/02/21 11:25:43 AM
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The_Korey posted...
No, because this implies I'd stop when I get old.

Youll stop when youre dead

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SolidShadow3
02/02/21 11:26:12 AM
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I an omega male.

I have 2 whole weiners.

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The Trent
02/02/21 11:26:31 AM
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what about the theta male
or the feta cheese male

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sauceje
02/02/21 11:27:45 AM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
I an omega male.

I have 2 whole weiners.
How come your mom lets you have two weiners?

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ThanksUglyGod
02/02/21 11:30:13 AM
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Where do nu males fall in this hierarchy?
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SpiritSephiroth
02/02/21 11:30:21 AM
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Im a man and I've never seen this before in my life. I bet most men haven't, so I don't think they should bunch the whole sex up like that.

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Proto_Spark
02/02/21 11:36:34 AM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
Im a man and I've never seen this before in my life. I bet most men haven't, so I don't think they should bunch the whole sex up like that.

I have seen Alpha/Beta male stuff before, but not outside of the internet and from like, actual people.

Never anything more in-depth than that, and having like 6 levels of men in regards to solely being able to **** women seems strange.
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The_Korey
02/03/21 1:43:18 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Youll stop when youre dead

... Is there an equivalent of an organ donor's kard I kan get to donate my body to people with a certain fetish? >_>

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philsov
02/03/21 1:47:40 PM
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it's bullshit

but if the wanna-be saps will eat it up and give me their moneys, I'll happily lie to them because what is ethical honesty when there's money to be made
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nfearurspecimn
02/03/21 1:52:23 PM
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xXfireglzXx posted...
Sigma balls?
lol

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LordMarshal
02/03/21 1:52:39 PM
#36:


Once you have a SO no one gives a shit but also they didnt before.

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Garioshi
02/04/21 12:29:41 PM
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https://mobile.twitter.com/_claypot/status/1356618157851611140

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RedJackson
02/04/21 12:30:46 PM
#38:


Garioshi posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/_claypot/status/1356618157851611140

The tiger lmfao

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smoke_break
02/04/21 12:34:34 PM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
Im a man and I've never seen this before in my life. I bet most men haven't, so I don't think they should bunch the whole sex up like that.
This, but I do want to read that book out of curiosity now.

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mech dragon
02/04/21 12:37:24 PM
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Is this the same internet subculture that uses terms like incel, cuck, and chad?

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Jabodie
02/04/21 12:42:38 PM
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What was a nu male again? What the hell is a sigma male?

Next time I'm clapping cheeks I'll have to tell "Call me sigma!' to feel like a man.

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Jabodie
02/04/21 12:44:57 PM
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Oh my God this is a whole rabbit hole...

Must resist... but the shit posting... it's tempting me!

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I4NRulez
02/04/21 12:45:34 PM
#45:


The whole alpha male thing is about as truthful as actual alpha male wolves.

Which is 100% BS

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ThyCorndog
02/04/21 1:12:57 PM
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