Current Events > Subway sued for selling FAKE TUNA, 'mixture of various concoctions'.

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Joeydollaz
01/30/21 5:09:59 PM
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EricDraven59
01/30/21 5:18:43 PM
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That's pretty gross. I had a couple tuna subs from them before but its been over 5 years since i did. Seemed like tuna to me. So not sure if it was always this way or if the fake tuna has been more recent
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Boombam99
01/30/21 5:21:51 PM
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Two plaintiffs are identified in the complaint: Karen Dhanowa and Nilima Amin...
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AtelierRyza2462
01/30/21 5:22:30 PM
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Idgaf, it tastes good
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fohstick
01/30/21 5:23:29 PM
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AtelierRyza2462 posted...
Idgaf, it tastes good

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Shotgunnova
01/30/21 5:23:56 PM
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Don't forget that Ireland's court declared Subway's bread wasn't bread, either.

https://www.npr.org/2020/10/01/919189045/for-subway-a-ruling-not-so-sweet-irish-court-says-its-bread-isnt-bread

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Naysaspace
01/30/21 5:24:59 PM
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At quiznos they'd mix the tuna-like sludge with mayonnaise, basically "cutting" it to make it last longer. The ratio was often about 2:1 for mayo-tunasludge

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EricDraven59
01/30/21 5:26:34 PM
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I don't eat tuna anymore. I actually don't like any seafood. Tuna was the one thing i ever ate. But over the last few years even that's turned me off. So its all avoided now
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PSXer_5D_MkIII
01/30/21 5:27:24 PM
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Anyone can sue anyone for any reason. I mean hell, OJ was sued for causing the deaths of Nicole and Ron.
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HylianFox
01/30/21 5:27:29 PM
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most "real tuna" is like 90% dolphin and random sea creatures anyway

unless it's albacore, that's good shit

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Zikten
01/30/21 5:28:09 PM
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Damnit. I dont typically get subway tuna but I guess I definitely won't now.
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Quicksilver
01/30/21 5:28:28 PM
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Subway is and always has been bottom tier garbage food sold through then lies of it being fresh and healthy. Along with its 5 dollar footlong campaign they managed to get a lot of people to buy their trash.
Their veggies are disgusting and slimy and not very fresh their lunch meats are full of preservatives and all kinds of other junk.
Subway is literally the worst food you can bad it is mass produced trash.

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MabusIncarnate
01/30/21 5:29:41 PM
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I'll have a tuna blend on herb and cheddar cake please

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KeeperOfShadows
01/30/21 5:36:23 PM
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Was it good, though? Doesn't seem like they had any complaints other than it not being real tuna.

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Vicious_Dios
01/30/21 5:37:53 PM
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Who the fuck orders tuna at chain locations?

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HylianFox
01/30/21 5:38:05 PM
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KeeperOfShadows posted...
Was it good, though? Doesn't seem like they had any complaints other than it not being real tuna.

yeah, I mean the "Impossible Whopper" isn't real beef, but nobody's suing BK over it
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CouldBeAnAlt
01/30/21 5:39:20 PM
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You guys realize "being sued" doesn't mean "is proven to be"
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CrimsonWaffle
01/30/21 5:39:38 PM
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And their chicken is only half chicken.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/03/01/517920680/dna-tests-find-subway-chicken-only-50-percent-meat-canadian-media-reports

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HylianFox
01/30/21 5:40:20 PM
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I mean fuck, 50-100 years from now everything we eat will be "fake"
:/

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Dreepapult
01/30/21 5:43:35 PM
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Did I miss the part where they said what it was actually made of? I didn't see it

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Irony
01/30/21 5:44:07 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
Did I miss the part where they said what it was actually made of? I didn't see it
Concoction

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Dreepapult
01/30/21 5:46:54 PM
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Oh ok saw that

Was curious if they got more specific and I missed it

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Irony
01/30/21 5:47:33 PM
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Why would they? It's a frivolous lawsuit

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Tyranthraxus
01/30/21 5:49:58 PM
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Remember that time Subway sued a journalist for saying they had fake Chicken and the lawsuit was dismissed because it got DNA tested and was not even 50% chicken?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/d3ank7/judge-dismisses-dollar210-million-lawsuit-against-cbc-report-that-said-subway-chicken-is-fake

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PoundGarden
01/30/21 5:50:47 PM
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Sounds like bullshit to me, I mean tuna is pretty freaking cheap to begin with.

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Gwynevere
01/30/21 7:20:45 PM
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I was skimming the article but couldn't find an answer, what is it if not tuna?

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MI4 REAL
01/30/21 7:27:06 PM
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I eat the tuna subs on the regular.

Ironically, it's the only sandwich that isn't just primarily fucking bread.

I did avoid their other seafood shit, though. Whatever that was called.

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thronedfire2
01/30/21 7:29:44 PM
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Gwynevere posted...
I was skimming the article but couldn't find an answer, what is it if not tuna?

they literally don't even name one single other type of fish

it's probably people who have only ever eaten white meat tuna complaining about dark meat tuna

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MI4 REAL
01/30/21 7:37:47 PM
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I only eat subway because it's on my work route.

For over 2 years.

Can some other sub shop take it over, please?

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008Zulu
01/30/21 7:48:22 PM
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I bet in America you can legally sell white paint as milk. You all need proper consumer protection laws.

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MI4 REAL
01/30/21 7:49:33 PM
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The fake food epidemic is real.

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MI4 REAL
01/30/21 7:50:44 PM
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008Zulu posted...
I bet in America you can legally sell white paint as milk. You all need proper consumer protection laws.

You could sell "tap water" in a bottle and people would still pay $1.95 a bottle for it.

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