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SPE 01/29/21 2:51:40 PM #1: |
Can an unarmed human defeat any animal thats not a poodle sized dog?
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Smackems 01/29/21 2:52:58 PM #2: |
Lmao
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_MorningStar 01/29/21 2:55:17 PM #3: |
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pogo_rabid 01/29/21 2:55:32 PM #4: |
Humans are fucking strong. We're literally destorying the planet.
Show me an animal that can do that left to their own devices. --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BuckVanHammer 01/29/21 2:56:03 PM #5: |
some dude fought off a mountain lion not that long ago...
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Smackems 01/29/21 2:56:45 PM #6: |
BuckVanHammer posted...
some dude fought off a mountain lion not that long ago...I bet that mountain lion got real depressed about that --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BuckVanHammer 01/29/21 2:57:30 PM #7: |
Smackems posted...
I bet that mountain lion got real depressed about thatthink he straight up murdered his ass... --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 01/29/21 2:57:44 PM #9: |
BuckVanHammer posted...
some dude fought off a mountain lion not that long ago... A farmer in his 80s somewhere in bc killed one with a pen knife and walked several kilometers to the nearest road with half his face chewed off and his arm broken and mauled. Read about it in readers digest. Badass dude. --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/29/21 2:58:53 PM #10: |
Well now I'm sad about mountain lions dying
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Machete 01/29/21 3:00:55 PM #11: |
I had a dick-duel with a blue whale and even though they 10 foot long dicks, I was able to win. I don't speak whale, but I interpreted the low frequency noises to mean "I bow down to you, human. You are physically stronger than I am and you have the superior penis."
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pogo_rabid 01/29/21 3:02:48 PM #12: |
Smackems posted...
Well now I'm sad about mountain lions dyingYou shouldn't they would eat you and everyone you know with a smile on their face if they had the chance they're monsters --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/29/21 3:03:36 PM #13: |
pogo_rabid posted...
You shouldn'tI'm fine with that i guess long as the mountain lion is ok --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 01/29/21 3:04:36 PM #14: |
Smackems posted...
I'm fine with that i guess long as the mountain lion is okWhy are you not on team human, traitor? --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cowthief 01/29/21 3:07:02 PM #15: |
We used to follow animals to death. That's how we got to the top of the food chain. We're not particularly strong, but we can do long distance hikes like the best of them. We'd tag an animal with a spear and then chase them for miles until they dropped dead from exhaustion/fright.
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Smackems 01/29/21 3:07:56 PM #16: |
pogo_rabid posted...
Why are you not on team human, traitor?I'm actually a mountain lion --- Common sense shot Elmo! - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 01/29/21 3:08:06 PM #17: |
Cowthief posted...
We used to follow animals to death. That's how we got to the top of the food chain. We're not particularly strong, but we can do long distance hikes like the best of them. We'd tag an animal with a spear and then chase them for miles until they dropped dead from exhaustion/fright.It follows --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solar_Crimson 01/29/21 3:10:51 PM #18: |
Humans put all their stat points into Intelligence and Ambition.
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lolife67 01/29/21 3:12:25 PM #19: |
And yet we sit at the top of the food chain.
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ElatedVenusaur 01/29/21 3:17:11 PM #20: |
Cowthief posted...
We used to follow animals to death. That's how we got to the top of the food chain. We're not particularly strong, but we can do long distance hikes like the best of them. We'd tag an animal with a spear and then chase them for miles until they dropped dead from exhaustion/fright.Hunter-gatherers in places like Africa even bury water skins by easily-memorable landmarks, so they can stay hydrated even during sweltering mid-day hunts(and being underground even keeps the water cool!). Meanwhile, that dumb ass wildebeast is probably thirsty as hell while its bleeding out. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SPE 01/29/21 3:23:21 PM #21: |
What is a water skin?
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Giblet_Enjoyer 01/29/21 5:12:21 PM #22: |
pogo_rabid posted...
Humans are fucking strong. We're literally destorying the planet.Not impressive, literal microbes did the same thing before we did. https://www.newscientist.com/article/2156016-ancient-microbes-caused-earths-first-ever-global-warming/ --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 01/29/21 5:18:20 PM #23: |
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Not impressive, literal microbes did the same thing before we did.There are a fuckload more microbes than humans. --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Notti 01/29/21 5:24:38 PM #24: |
Machete posted...
I had a dick-duel with a blue whale and even though they 10 foot long dicks, I was able to win. I don't speak whale, but I interpreted the low frequency noises to mean "I bow down to you, human. You are physically stronger than I am and you have the superior penis." Actual google translation of whalese: "What a dork." --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SPE 01/29/21 5:24:53 PM #25: |
Humans are the apex species. Because of their intelligence. My point is that as far as physical features go were amazingly useless, even a house cat can beat many humans
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Lost_All_Senses 01/29/21 5:31:00 PM #26: |
TC can't beat up a house cat?
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Doe 01/29/21 5:34:04 PM #27: |
humans can actually fuck up many an animal, you just haven't had reason to try.
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pogo_rabid 01/29/21 5:34:56 PM #28: |
SPE posted...
Humans are the apex species. Because of their intelligence. My point is that as far as physical features go were amazingly useless, even a house cat can beat many humansLets be real. A pair of boots is the paper to any house cat's rock. --- Ryzen 3800x @ 4.3, 32 gig @ 4000, 1070ti, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lolife67 01/29/21 5:36:09 PM #29: |
SPE posted...
even a house cat can beat many humansLol no it can't. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 01/29/21 5:36:56 PM #30: |
I'm like 8-1 with house cats btw.
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SPE 01/29/21 6:31:59 PM #31: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
TC can't beat up a house cat? no. but I am a Korok and I weight 10 pounds. What is your excuse? --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 01/29/21 6:34:40 PM #32: |
Sometimes I look in the mirror and am like "yeah baby, I am the apex of the house"
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KINDERFELD 01/29/21 6:42:59 PM #33: |
pogo_rabid posted...
Humans are fucking strong. We're literally destorying the planet. Cow farts though. --- BLACK LIVES MATTER ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 01/29/21 6:45:09 PM #34: |
SPE posted...
no. The one loss? Sometimes you're just off your game. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SolidShadow3 01/29/21 6:49:38 PM #35: |
Pretty sure most humans in "kill or be killed" scenario could kill most other apex predators. Like, we'd lose to an Ape or a Hippo, but the only reasons Wolves win is because they come in numbers.
If it was a 1v1 with a wolf, I think a lot of people could snap their jaw and end the fight. --- By Odin's beard! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flauros 01/29/21 6:51:59 PM #36: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
TC can't beat up a house cat? He tried to and lost lol. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DespondentDeity 01/29/21 6:53:57 PM #37: |
Member when Nero had a division of the Praetorian Guard fight 300 bears and 400 lions?
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KINDERFELD 01/29/21 7:08:18 PM #38: |
Flauros posted...
He tried to and lost lol. Hence the pissed off topic. --- BLACK LIVES MATTER ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KINDERFELD 01/29/21 7:09:36 PM #39: |
I could see it now.
Tc huddled in a corner covered in scratch marks, posting this topic from his phone, while his cat is on his bed, licking its ass. --- BLACK LIVES MATTER ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/29/21 7:11:03 PM #40: |
I would fuck a sheep up.
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Giblet_Enjoyer 01/29/21 7:34:48 PM #41: |
pogo_rabid posted...
There are a fuckload more microbes than humans.Yes, another thing they have on us. --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SPE 01/29/21 8:42:38 PM #42: |
KINDERFELD posted...
I could see it now. yeah it sucked. The cat was bigger than me though. From now on I am carrying a Korok shield everywhere I go --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 01/29/21 8:47:24 PM #43: |
Humans strength lies in our intelligence not our natural "weapons" with that said most of us have become so accoustumed to a life of convienience and tools/weapons if you where to strip those yeah wed be fucked until we learned to make do with what we can just find and make ourselves.
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ApexEditor 01/29/21 9:02:37 PM #44: |
A single locust cannot do any significant damage, a million locust will fuck up your entire town
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KINDERFELD 01/29/21 9:10:31 PM #45: |
SPE posted...
yeah it sucked. The cat was bigger than me though. From now on I am carrying a Korok shield everywhere I go I'll recommend a spray bottle with water. Its a lot more effective than a Korok shield. --- BLACK LIVES MATTER ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 01/29/21 9:11:26 PM #46: |
SquirtleSkwad posted...
I would fuck a sheep up.https://youtu.be/Bf3aAtNK8Sk --- "A dope trailers no place for a kitty, Ricky. Thats why." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aki_Sora 01/29/21 9:22:15 PM #47: |
One virus can kill many human
Human suck weak body and weak immunity. --- This is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561199023744394/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SPE 01/29/21 10:00:05 PM #48: |
KINDERFELD posted...
I'll recommend a spray bottle with water. Its a lot more effective than a Korok shield. ya-ha-ha! thanks --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 01/29/21 10:26:33 PM #49: |
sheep was pissed off. man looked at him funny.
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SolidShadow3 01/29/21 10:38:52 PM #50: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
https://youtu.be/Bf3aAtNK8SkHasn't he played Twilight Princess? Get a good stance and flip that fucker! --- By Odin's beard! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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