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SPE
01/29/21 2:51:40 PM
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Can an unarmed human defeat any animal thats not a poodle sized dog?

even a cat could defeat a human, let alone a cow or sheep

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Smackems
01/29/21 2:52:58 PM
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Lmao

I like this topic

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_MorningStar
01/29/21 2:55:17 PM
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pogo_rabid
01/29/21 2:55:32 PM
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Humans are fucking strong. We're literally destorying the planet.

Show me an animal that can do that left to their own devices.

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BuckVanHammer
01/29/21 2:56:03 PM
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some dude fought off a mountain lion not that long ago...

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Smackems
01/29/21 2:56:45 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
some dude fought off a mountain lion not that long ago...
I bet that mountain lion got real depressed about that

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BuckVanHammer
01/29/21 2:57:30 PM
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Smackems posted...
I bet that mountain lion got real depressed about that
think he straight up murdered his ass...

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CanuckCowboy
01/29/21 2:57:44 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
some dude fought off a mountain lion not that long ago...

A farmer in his 80s somewhere in bc killed one with a pen knife and walked several kilometers to the nearest road with half his face chewed off and his arm broken and mauled. Read about it in readers digest.

Badass dude.

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Smackems
01/29/21 2:58:53 PM
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Well now I'm sad about mountain lions dying

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Machete
01/29/21 3:00:55 PM
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I had a dick-duel with a blue whale and even though they 10 foot long dicks, I was able to win. I don't speak whale, but I interpreted the low frequency noises to mean "I bow down to you, human. You are physically stronger than I am and you have the superior penis."
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pogo_rabid
01/29/21 3:02:48 PM
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Smackems posted...
Well now I'm sad about mountain lions dying
You shouldn't

they would eat you and everyone you know with a smile on their face if they had the chance

they're monsters

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Smackems
01/29/21 3:03:36 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
You shouldn't

they would eat you and everyone you know with a smile on their face if they had the chance

they're monsters
I'm fine with that i guess long as the mountain lion is ok

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pogo_rabid
01/29/21 3:04:36 PM
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Smackems posted...
I'm fine with that i guess long as the mountain lion is ok
Why are you not on team human, traitor?

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Cowthief
01/29/21 3:07:02 PM
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We used to follow animals to death. That's how we got to the top of the food chain. We're not particularly strong, but we can do long distance hikes like the best of them. We'd tag an animal with a spear and then chase them for miles until they dropped dead from exhaustion/fright.

Literally the boogeyman of the animal world

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Smackems
01/29/21 3:07:56 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Why are you not on team human, traitor?
I'm actually a mountain lion

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pogo_rabid
01/29/21 3:08:06 PM
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Cowthief posted...
We used to follow animals to death. That's how we got to the top of the food chain. We're not particularly strong, but we can do long distance hikes like the best of them. We'd tag an animal with a spear and then chase them for miles until they dropped dead from exhaustion/fright.

Literally the boogeyman of the animal world
It follows

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Solar_Crimson
01/29/21 3:10:51 PM
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Humans put all their stat points into Intelligence and Ambition.


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lolife67
01/29/21 3:12:25 PM
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And yet we sit at the top of the food chain.
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ElatedVenusaur
01/29/21 3:17:11 PM
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Cowthief posted...
We used to follow animals to death. That's how we got to the top of the food chain. We're not particularly strong, but we can do long distance hikes like the best of them. We'd tag an animal with a spear and then chase them for miles until they dropped dead from exhaustion/fright.

Literally the boogeyman of the animal world
Hunter-gatherers in places like Africa even bury water skins by easily-memorable landmarks, so they can stay hydrated even during sweltering mid-day hunts(and being underground even keeps the water cool!).
Meanwhile, that dumb ass wildebeast is probably thirsty as hell while its bleeding out.
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SPE
01/29/21 3:23:21 PM
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What is a water skin?

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Giblet_Enjoyer
01/29/21 5:12:21 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Humans are fucking strong. We're literally destorying the planet.

Show me an animal that can do that left to their own devices.
Not impressive, literal microbes did the same thing before we did.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2156016-ancient-microbes-caused-earths-first-ever-global-warming/

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pogo_rabid
01/29/21 5:18:20 PM
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Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Not impressive, literal microbes did the same thing before we did.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2156016-ancient-microbes-caused-earths-first-ever-global-warming/
There are a fuckload more microbes than humans.

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Notti
01/29/21 5:24:38 PM
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Machete posted...
I had a dick-duel with a blue whale and even though they 10 foot long dicks, I was able to win. I don't speak whale, but I interpreted the low frequency noises to mean "I bow down to you, human. You are physically stronger than I am and you have the superior penis."


Actual google translation of whalese: "What a dork."

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whale%20Cock%20%28Dork%29
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SPE
01/29/21 5:24:53 PM
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Humans are the apex species. Because of their intelligence. My point is that as far as physical features go were amazingly useless, even a house cat can beat many humans

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Lost_All_Senses
01/29/21 5:31:00 PM
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TC can't beat up a house cat?

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Doe
01/29/21 5:34:04 PM
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humans can actually fuck up many an animal, you just haven't had reason to try.

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pogo_rabid
01/29/21 5:34:56 PM
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SPE posted...
Humans are the apex species. Because of their intelligence. My point is that as far as physical features go were amazingly useless, even a house cat can beat many humans
Lets be real. A pair of boots is the paper to any house cat's rock.

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lolife67
01/29/21 5:36:09 PM
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SPE posted...
even a house cat can beat many humans
Lol no it can't.
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Lost_All_Senses
01/29/21 5:36:56 PM
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I'm like 8-1 with house cats btw.

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SPE
01/29/21 6:31:59 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
TC can't beat up a house cat?

no.

but I am a Korok and I weight 10 pounds. What is your excuse?

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PiOverlord
01/29/21 6:34:40 PM
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Sometimes I look in the mirror and am like "yeah baby, I am the apex of the house"

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KINDERFELD
01/29/21 6:42:59 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Humans are fucking strong. We're literally destorying the planet.

Show me an animal that can do that left to their own devices.

Cow farts though.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/29/21 6:45:09 PM
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SPE posted...
no.

but I am a Korok and I weight 10 pounds. What is your excuse?

The one loss? Sometimes you're just off your game.

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SolidShadow3
01/29/21 6:49:38 PM
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Pretty sure most humans in "kill or be killed" scenario could kill most other apex predators. Like, we'd lose to an Ape or a Hippo, but the only reasons Wolves win is because they come in numbers.

If it was a 1v1 with a wolf, I think a lot of people could snap their jaw and end the fight.

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Flauros
01/29/21 6:51:59 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
TC can't beat up a house cat?


He tried to and lost lol.

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DespondentDeity
01/29/21 6:53:57 PM
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Member when Nero had a division of the Praetorian Guard fight 300 bears and 400 lions?

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KINDERFELD
01/29/21 7:08:18 PM
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Flauros posted...
He tried to and lost lol.

Hence the pissed off topic.


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KINDERFELD
01/29/21 7:09:36 PM
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I could see it now.

Tc huddled in a corner covered in scratch marks, posting this topic from his phone, while his cat is on his bed, licking its ass.



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SquirtleSkwad
01/29/21 7:11:03 PM
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I would fuck a sheep up.

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Giblet_Enjoyer
01/29/21 7:34:48 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
There are a fuckload more microbes than humans.
Yes, another thing they have on us.

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SPE
01/29/21 8:42:38 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
I could see it now.

Tc huddled in a corner covered in scratch marks, posting this topic from his phone, while his cat is on his bed, licking its ass.


yeah it sucked. The cat was bigger than me though. From now on I am carrying a Korok shield everywhere I go


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mooreandrew58
01/29/21 8:47:24 PM
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Humans strength lies in our intelligence not our natural "weapons" with that said most of us have become so accoustumed to a life of convienience and tools/weapons if you where to strip those yeah wed be fucked until we learned to make do with what we can just find and make ourselves.

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ApexEditor
01/29/21 9:02:37 PM
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A single locust cannot do any significant damage, a million locust will fuck up your entire town
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KINDERFELD
01/29/21 9:10:31 PM
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SPE posted...
yeah it sucked. The cat was bigger than me though. From now on I am carrying a Korok shield everywhere I go

I'll recommend a spray bottle with water. Its a lot more effective than a Korok shield.

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CanuckCowboy
01/29/21 9:11:26 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
I would fuck a sheep up.
https://youtu.be/Bf3aAtNK8Sk

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Aki_Sora
01/29/21 9:22:15 PM
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One virus can kill many human

Human suck weak body and weak immunity.
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SPE
01/29/21 10:00:05 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
I'll recommend a spray bottle with water. Its a lot more effective than a Korok shield.

ya-ha-ha!

thanks

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kingdrake2
01/29/21 10:26:33 PM
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sheep was pissed off. man looked at him funny.
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SolidShadow3
01/29/21 10:38:52 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
https://youtu.be/Bf3aAtNK8Sk
Hasn't he played Twilight Princess? Get a good stance and flip that fucker!

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