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Trumble
01/29/21 2:47:56 PM
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They kept going until like 11 last night and they started up again at like 5 this morning. Geez, cow-ass motherfuckers, what are you complaining about? All you gotta do is stand in a field and eat grass and shit all day.

(To be very very clear, just cause this is CE and all, I am talking about literal cows. EDIT: Okay to be fair, I don't know for sure that none of them are bulls, but apart from that.)

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BuckVanHammer
01/29/21 2:48:56 PM
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moo back at them. show'em who's boss.

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Master_Bass
01/29/21 2:49:52 PM
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How long have those cows been there?

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Smackems
01/29/21 2:51:01 PM
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Just ram them in a 96 Chevy

That's what I did as a teenager and it worked like a charm

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Trumble
01/29/21 2:51:08 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
How long have those cows been there?

Not sure. Fields of cows are such a common thing around here that it usually doesn't catch my attention until they're being noisy.

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Heartomaton
01/29/21 2:51:24 PM
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Eat them.

Eat them all.

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Trumble
01/29/21 2:52:11 PM
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Smackems posted...
Just ram them in a 96 Chevy

That's what I did as a teenager and it worked like a charm
I only have a 99 Corolla. And for that matter I don't really want to wreck it by donking it into a chungus-ass cow.

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R1masher
01/29/21 2:52:16 PM
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free milk, go get it

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BuckVanHammer
01/29/21 2:53:25 PM
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Smackems posted...
Just ram them in a 96 Chevy

That's what I did as a teenager and it worked like a charm
my family owned a auto body shop growing up. I've seen the aftermath of someone hitting a cow and it was a fucking mess...

the worst was a horse, dude barely survived that shit.

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Trumble
01/29/21 2:53:30 PM
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R1masher posted...
free milk, go get it

Hmmm. This is a good point. As long as I triple-check that they're not bulls, of course.

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Smackems
01/29/21 3:01:00 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
my family owned a auto body shop growing up. I've seen the aftermath of someone hitting a cow and it was a fucking mess...

the worst was a horse, dude barely survived that shit.
I hit a whole herd

The chevy didn't make it

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Cowthief
01/29/21 3:01:44 PM
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*sneaks into topic*

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treewojima
01/29/21 3:07:22 PM
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I used to work at a body shop, one time we had a Mustang towed into our lot with a deer still in the grill. Looked like the car tried to fuckin' eat it.

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Heartomaton
01/29/21 3:19:17 PM
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Trumble posted...
Hmmm. This is a good point. As long as I triple-check that they're not bulls, of course.

https://youtu.be/mUtSazFb5qM

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