Current Events > What do you want done with your corpse, CE?

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If I die outside/in nature, bury me where I die. Dig a hole, throw me in.

If I die in a building/not in nature, cremate me.

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Something suitably hilarious yet traumatic for passers-by

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Im going to become an android

Throw it in a wood chipper.

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Cremation for sure. Though having my ashes blasted into space has it's appeal.

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Do not care. Take whatever is salvageable out of it and leave the rest for the crows.

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diogenes had the right idea, but since there are no wild dogs to throw my body to i'd settle for having it dumped in the ocean.

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I want to be stuffed and embalmed so my corpse can be placed on my loved ones couch, so theyll be forced to always remember me. And I could be used in hilarious pranks.

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Funeral pyre or shot into space

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The Popo posted...

I want to be stuffed and embalmed so my corpse can be placed on my loved ones couch, so theyll be forced to always remember me. And I could be used in hilarious pranks.

Like Jeremy Bentham?

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Processed into a skeleton then let anybody who wants to pose me like an action figure

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A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead!

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Tossed into a ditch or a garbage can.

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I'm so claustrophobic that I get scared thinking about my dead body being put into a coffin and buried lol

So I guess creamation it is.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rtu1Va-dnM

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I literally don't care. Feed me into the garbage disposal for all I care. Realistically i'm gonna go with cremation for cost efficiency and paying $5,000 for a wood box to bury it in the earth is insane.

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just my body cremated and the ashes kept in my chromed skull

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Don't care. Whatever is cheapest, I guess.

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Im gonna start a company with Space X, where you take a bunch of bodies, and just drop them from innerspace

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_SUAtAu9DE
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Kakapo posted...

Jeremy Bentham

Apparently that dude is at a university entrance. I need to be taking up a place on a couch, remote in hand.

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I want it placed in a cyclotron and ejected as superheated plasma into the cold depths of space.

Use for organ donations if possible, if not then for science, if that's not possible either I don't give a fuck at that point, do whatever. Halloween prop or something.

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I want my body to be reanimated so I can live another 20-30 years.
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I'm not gonna die so this doesn't apply to me

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CE literally does not care

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I want to be eaten by Armie Hammer

Halloween decoration

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In my final moments I must be interred upon my golden throne and ever day countless psychers must be sacrifice to power my night light.

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Cryogenically frozen.

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Put in a pod and launched into the Sun.

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I'll get modded if I answer this question.

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monkmith posted...

diogenes had the right idea, but since there are no wild dogs to throw my body to i'd settle for having it dumped in the ocean.

This or anywhere wild animals will feed on my corpse. I dont really care what happens to my corpse but if it can serve a purpose even if feeding a wild animal for a day then id be happy with that.

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interment on Mars

Other:

Either thrown in to a hole ass naked and buried to refertilize the soil and give birth to new life
Or
Legit viking funeral. Make a raft if sticks and branches, plop my body on it and send it into a river. Then light that shit on fire.

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whatever my family wants. i don't care, i'm dead.

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You guys can throw rocks at my wiener after I die.

First option. I'll even pay for it.

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