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pojr
01/24/21 12:52:39 PM
#1:


Which one?





my vote goes to toaster strudels, hands down. poptarts are more versatile, but toaster strudels taste way better. and the frosting is good too.

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supercurrymax
01/24/21 12:54:29 PM
#2:


Pop tarts are the superior.

This should not even be a question.


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Socrawheeze
01/24/21 12:55:51 PM
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you can eat poptarts cold and they're alright. toaster strudels absolutely must be heated up. both are a total waste of calories
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Shotgunnova
01/24/21 12:56:25 PM
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Strudels are superior. This should not even be a question.

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The Popo
01/24/21 12:57:03 PM
#5:


Pop Tarts by far

And I used to absolutely hate the Toaster Strudel commercials with the German kid

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BBKn_wDIBSo

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Prestoff
01/24/21 12:57:57 PM
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I can't pick because both have their purposes. Toaster Strudels taste way better but need to be heated up while Poptarts can work being eaten out of the box.

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pojr
01/24/21 12:58:16 PM
#7:


poptarts are nice because you can bring them with you to work, and you dont need to heat them. with strudels you're stuck eating them at home and you absolutely must heat them.

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RedJackson
01/24/21 12:59:13 PM
#8:


Toaster strudel and its not even close

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eston
01/24/21 1:00:32 PM
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Strudels are the better quality product, but pop tarts can be grabbed on the go and have waaaaay more flavor options

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ZeroX91
01/24/21 1:00:42 PM
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Poptarts are the poor mans toaster strudel.

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Scorsese2002
01/24/21 1:01:42 PM
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Strudel frosting on a PopTart FTW
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Hayame Zero
01/24/21 1:03:49 PM
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Pop Tarts has more variety, but Toaster Strudels are just better in general.

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LeadPipeCinche
01/24/21 1:06:41 PM
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TS has more "strawberry filling" (pick a flavor) in it as well.

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Tyranthraxus
01/24/21 1:12:21 PM
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Toaster strudels are by far better at everything except for the fact that you have to actually toast them.

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Balrog0
01/24/21 1:12:49 PM
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Toaster strudel sucks

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supercurrymax
01/24/21 1:20:40 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Toaster strudels are by far better at everything except for the fact that you have to actually toast them.
Explain your premise

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Tyranthraxus
01/24/21 1:22:17 PM
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supercurrymax posted...
Explain your premise

My premise is that toaster strudels are actual turnovers like you'd find in a bakery except frozen while a pop tart is a dust covered fruit roll up.

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pojr
01/24/21 1:22:55 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
My premise is that toaster strudels are actual turnovers like you'd find in a bakery except frozen while a pop tart is a dust covered fruit roll up.
this

that makes poptarts more versatile 100%, but does not make them better

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Socrawheeze
01/24/21 1:23:21 PM
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Oreo poptarts are so good they carry all the rest of poptarts' shitty catalogue
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supercurrymax
01/24/21 1:26:41 PM
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Poptarts are akin to a hand pie. Soft pastry crust lightly frosted with delicious filling. Good hot or cold.

Toaster strudels are soggy cardboard wrapped on it self housing a watered down filling of unspecified origin. The frosting is a bootleg of a knockoff of actual frosting.

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Tyranthraxus
01/24/21 1:31:55 PM
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supercurrymax posted...
Soft pastry crust lightly frosted
(X) Doubt

supercurrymax posted...
delicious filling
(Y) Accuse

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RedJackson
01/24/21 1:39:55 PM
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supercurrymax posted...
Poptarts are akin to a hand pie. Soft pastry crust lightly frosted with delicious filling. Good hot or cold.

Toaster strudels are soggy cardboard wrapped on it self housing a watered down filling of unspecified origin. The frosting is a bootleg of a knockoff of actual frosting.

you just described a poptart and tried to make it stick to a toaster strudel like if its anywhere near that description

poptarts have that nasty red filling that seems like the goop left over from all the machines involving red anything - its nasty if you dont put it in the toaster

the frosting if you can even call it that is pretty lackluster compared to the icing of the strudel

and the actual meat IS literally condensed cardboard - its nothing more than a carrier host that you can hardly taste if it werent for the edges

really the best part of a poptart are the edges not covered by anything lol

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3PiesAndAFork
01/24/21 1:41:30 PM
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Poptarts are garbage. Toaster Strudels are an amazing dessert.

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SamsungGearS2
01/24/21 1:59:55 PM
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The Popo posted...
I absolutely hate the Toaster Strudel commercials with the German kid
Fixed

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pojr
01/25/21 7:28:21 AM
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RedJackson posted...
supercurrymax posted...
Poptarts are akin to a hand pie. Soft pastry crust lightly frosted with delicious filling. Good hot or cold.

Toaster strudels are soggy cardboard wrapped on it self housing a watered down filling of unspecified origin. The frosting is a bootleg of a knockoff of actual frosting.

you just described a poptart and tried to make it stick to a toaster strudel like if its anywhere near that description

poptarts have that nasty red filling that seems like the goop left over from all the machines involving red anything - its nasty if you dont put it in the toaster

the frosting if you can even call it that is pretty lackluster compared to the icing of the strudel

and the actual meat IS literally condensed cardboard - its nothing more than a carrier host that you can hardly taste if it werent for the edges

really the best part of a poptart are the edges not covered by anything lol

This 100%. Toaster strudels always seemed more fresh to me than Poptarts
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eston
01/25/21 9:03:35 AM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Poptarts are garbage. Toaster Strudels are an amazing dessert.
Yikes

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LordYeezus
01/25/21 10:28:47 AM
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Neither. Grew up with pop tarts tho

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TendoDRM
01/25/21 10:31:23 AM
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Poptarts.

Toaster Strudels try harder yet still manage to be worse.

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philsov
01/25/21 10:35:05 AM
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poptarts

portable and edible at room temperature
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Tyranthraxus
01/25/21 10:39:26 AM
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By the way you guys if you like pop tarts so much you should consider trying these



It's the same thing but better

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pojr
01/25/21 10:50:43 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
By the way you guys if you like pop tarts so much you should consider trying these

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It's the same thing but better

The portions look awful
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Tyranthraxus
01/25/21 10:56:25 AM
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pojr posted...
The portions look awful
One package is the same size as a single pop tart and there's 6 packages per bag so it's pretty much the exact same portion.

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pojr
01/25/21 11:01:09 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
pojr posted...
The portions look awful
One package is the same size as a single pop tart and there's 6 packages per bag so it's pretty much the exact same portion.

You sure about that? looking at the box it's not even the same shape as a pop tart
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Tyranthraxus
01/25/21 11:02:38 AM
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pojr posted...
You sure about that? looking at the box it's not even the same shape as a pop tart
It's like if you cut a pop tart in half and then stacked the halves on top of each other and put both into a single packet but then double the number of packets.

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pojr
01/25/21 11:18:51 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
pojr posted...
You sure about that? looking at the box it's not even the same shape as a pop tart
It's like if you cut a pop tart in half and then stacked the halves on top of each other and put both into a single packet but then double the number of packets.

Nice, I might have to check them out. Apparently they are less calories too
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