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ITT: Post the stories that actually legit happened to you in real life, that otherwise may have been labeled as "this happened".

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Me first:

About ten years ago I was on a work trip where I was paired up with another employee from the company from another part of the country. We (he was a dude) shared a suite in a hotel where we had two bedrooms joined by a common living room space with a little kitchen area. The only entry into the hotel suite that we shared was through the kitchen/shared living space.

I was there for two weeks, can't remember how long he was there, at the very least one week.

One night I'm in my room (door shut), and I hear sex noises outside. Sounds like moaning, at least two different women, maybe even another guy, and this is all from the shared living space. It creeps me the fuck out, I don't have any ventilated areas I can "peep" to confirm what's going on, only the noises. I was paralyzed and didn't know what to do, basically put my headphones on and tried to drown it out in my bed.

After hearing the noises, and basically hearing confirmation from him a day or two later, he basically had an orgy with some other employees that were on the work trip there in our shared living space.

It was so fucking awkward and weird.

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Shit...alright. Here I go

About ten years ago I was on a work trip where I was paired up with another employee from the company from another part of the country. We (he was a dude) shared a suite in a hotel where we had two bedrooms joined by a common living room space with a little kitchen area. The only entry into the hotel suite that we shared was through the kitchen/shared living space.

I was there for two weeks, can't remember how long he was there, at the very least one week.

One night I'm in my room (door shut), and I hear sex noises outside. Sounds like moaning, at least two different women, maybe even another guy, and this is all from the shared living space. It creeps me the fuck out, I don't have any ventilated areas I can "peep" to confirm what's going on, only the noises. I was paralyzed and didn't know what to do, basically put my headphones on and tried to drown it out in my bed.

After hearing the noises, and basically hearing confirmation from him a day or two later, he basically had an orgy with some other employees that were on the work trip there in our shared living space.

It was so fucking awkward and weird

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Well craparoni n biscuits! Alright. Here I go.

About ten years ago I was on a trip with family where I was paired up with my cousin from another part of the country. We (he was older than me) shared a suite in a hotel where we had two bedrooms joined by a common living room space with a little kitchen area. The only entry into the hotel suite that we shared was through the kitchen/shared living space.

I was there for two weeks.

One night he goes off somewhere and cause I'm a curious Maurice I follow him until he goes into some dude's room (I decide to wait outside), and I hear sex noises coming from the room. Sounds like moaning, at least two different women, maybe even another guy, and this is all happening to my poor innocent ears. I was paralyzed and didn't know what to do, basically put my headphones on and tried to drown it out while sitting in the hall.

After hearing the noises, and basically hearing confirmation from him a day or two later, he basically joined an orgy hosted by some dude who was there on a business trip.
It was so awkward and weird. Especially when he confirmed it to me, like wtf I'm supposed to do with that? I didn't even know what an orgy was!

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At one point I worked on a sheep farm and at a gas station. One day at the end of the shift on the farm as I was leaving to go to the gas station, already showered and in uniform I looked out in the pasture and saw one of my rams just lying there dead. Bummer but it happens. So I called the vet to let him know we had a sudden death, he says we need to test it for Scrapie (sheep mad cow, basically). Normally no big deal, vet comes and takes the carcass and deals with it. However the vet tells me he is on an emergency call and won't be able to pick up the carcass before it goes... runny. No big deal he says, just freeze the head.

Now this is getting out of hand, there's nobody else to help me, and I need to get to my other job, but the farm's scrapie certification depends on getting animals that die suddenly this test. Well fuck, what do?

So I call the gas station and say that I will be running late, and manager is quite obviously annoyed. At this point I should have told her what was going on, but I thought it would be better to spare her the details. So I grab a garbage bag poncho and a Sawzall and go to town, and make a giant mess doing so, I'm covered in gore. I finally get the head off, and not 15 seconds after I do I get a call back from the vet telling me he checked the eartag on the animal, it's less than a year and a half old, we won't need to test it for scrapie. Well Fuck.
I'm pretty irritated and stressed at this point, but if I hurry I can still reshower and get to the gas station a couple minutes late tops. I figure I'll save the head anyway so I grab it and start up to the farmhouse as some woman and her kid pull up to the farm store and see me carrying a severed head. They peel the fuck out of the driveway and I'm sure I'm going to get fired after they either call the cops or leave the worst Yelp review ever. Fuck.
As soon as I get the head in the freezer anyway, Gas station manager calls to tell me that if I'm not on time I'll be fired. This is the last straw. If I leave now and don't shower, I will make it on time. So I leave, covered in blood. I try to get most of it as I'm driving, but it goes about as well as you'd expect. I arrive, smelling like sheep and fresh blood, manager has a meltdown when she sees the mess.
She actually sees the light and backs down after I explained what happened, I head back home to shower and change again and finish the shift.

Kept the sheep skull.

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yikes

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I live a charmed life.

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