Current Events > The Facebook message Johnny wrote in Cobra Kai transcribed (season 3 spoilers)

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to Ali:

AND THEN IRON EAGLE 3 CAME OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DONT CARE WHAT THE CRITICS SAY. I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. NOT AS GOOD AS IRON EAGLE 1 OR IRON EAGLE 2, BUT HEY, WHAT MOVIE IS? THINK WAYNES WORLD WAS THAT YEAR TOO. THAT ONE WAS OKAY. THOSE NERDS HAD GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC AND THE CHICK WAS HOT. WHAT WAS SHE DOING WITH HIM? HOW COME THE HOT CHICKS GO FOR THE LOSERS IN THESE MOVIES ANYWAYS? OTHER THAN THAT 1992 WAS A PRETTY QUIET YEAR. GOT FIRED AGAIN, BUT WHAT THE HELL DO THEY KNOW. I DIDNT LIKE CONSTRUCTION ANYWAYS. THEY ALL SPEAK SPANISH AND IM PRETTY SURE THEY WERE MAKING FUN OF ME SOMETIMES. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A GRINGO IS? I STARTED LEARNING A LITTLE BIT OF SPANISH FROM MIGUEL AND HIS FAMILY. I KNOW HOLA, PLANTAIN, TACO, AND DINERO. PRETTY GOOD, HUH? WHERE WAS I? OH RIGHT. 1993 THERE WAS THAT DINOSAUR MOVIE. PRETTY GOOD FOR THE NINETIES. I MEAN NOT ANYWHERE NEAR WHAT WE HAD BACK IN THE DAY. REMEMBER PREDATOR? THAT MOVIE WAS BADASS. THIS DINOSAUR THINGS WAS PRETTY COOL, BUT TOO MUCH SCIENCY STUFF FOR ME. I GUESS YOU PROBABLY LIKED THAT THOUGH, RIGHT? I MEAN, YOURE A DOCTOR NOW. I COULD NEVER BE A DOCTOR, NOT AFTER THAT INCIDENT AT COMMUNITY COLLEGE. I TALKED ABOUT THAT A COUPLE PARAGRAPHS AGO. DOES FACEBOOK LET YOU GO BACK AND REREAD? STILL THINK THEY OVERREACTED. ALL THE GREAT SCIENTISTS SET THINGS ON FIRE, RIGHT? LIKE EINSTIEN OR WHOEVER. ANYWAYS, 1993 DUTCH GOT ARRESTED. THAT ONE WAS PRETTY STUPID. I WAS DRUNK FOR MOST IT, BUT IM PRETTY SURE HE HOTWIRED A GOLD CART FROM THE COUNTRY CLUB. I LOOKEDU P FROM THE BAR AND DUTCH IS DRIVING THE THING AT HIGH SPEED, OR I GUESS AS HIGH AS SOMETHING LIKE THAT CAN GO, AND CRASHES IT INTO THE POOL! THEY HAD TO BRING A CRANE IN TO GET IT OUT. HE DID SOME TIME BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. ANYWAYS, I DONT THINK IVE BEEN BACK TO THE COUNTRY CLUB SINCE THEN. SID WONT LET THEM BAN ME, BUT THOSE GUYS ARE ALL UPTIGHT AND ONLY SERVE FOREIGN BEER, ITS OFFENSIVE. WE WON TWO WORLD WARS DRINKING AMERICAN BEER. WHAT THE HELL HAS BELGIUM EVER DONE BUT GET INVADED? WHO WANTS TO DRINK THAT SHIT? I THINK I GOT OFF TOPIC AGAIN. LETS GET BACK TO THE MID 90S. 1994 WAS A SLOW YEAR. THE 90S SUCKED, MAN. YOU TURNED ON THE RADIO AND IT WAS JUST CRAP. WHO WRITES A SONG ABOUT BEING A LOSER? AND ALL THOSE GRNUGY TYPES WITH THE FANNEL. LET ME TELL YOU, MUSIC IS SUPPSOED TO BE ABOUT BEING BADASS AND AWESOME, NOT ABOUT WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF. THAT SHIT CANT BE GOOD FOR KIDS TO HEAR, RIGHT? LOOK AT ME, WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE KIDS ARE HEARING. I GUESS BEING A PARTENT CHANGES YOU. NOT THAT IM ALL THAT GREAT OF A PARENT. WELL, MIGUEL SEEMS TO LIKE ME OKAY. ROBBY DOESNT. I MESSED UP PRETTY GOOD. CANT EVEN GET THE KID TO TALK TO ME ANYMORE. HES STUCK IN THERE FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS AND HES GOT NOBODY. HE WONT TAKE MY CALLS. I HOPE HIS MOM IS TALKING TO HIM AT LEAST. I THINK IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE FOR ME AND HIM. I MESSED UP TOO MANY TIMES. NOT THAT IM A TOTAL SCREW UP. IVE DONE SOME GOOD STUFF TOO WHICH BRINGS ME TO 1995 AND HOW I MADE TWO GRAND BETTING ON THE O.J TRIAL.

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tl;dr

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Irony posted...

tl;dr

Johnny doesn't know how to internet.

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He's right Predator is badass

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Thought he just wrote something like Not Much

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BilalPowell posted...

Thought he just wrote something like Not Much

He wrote this first and didn't send it. Then a more thoughtful message and didn't send it. Then he deleted that and wrote Not Much and finally sent it.

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This is hilarious

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Fucking genius.

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A lot of times TV shows and stuff seem to use mostly filler text in relatively unimportant stuff like this.

I'm really glad they didn't, because this is awesome

The hilarious thing is this only covers 1992-1995 and he only has one sentence for 1995 so far. So all that text for 2-3 years of his life where the only thing of significance is that he got fired from a construction job and that his buddy got arrested.

So he'd have written 8 years worth of content written before that and still intended to write like 13-15 years more. And those last few would have had a lot to say.

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"I TALKED ABOUT THAT A COUPLE PARAGRAPHS AGO"
give me more

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Darmik posted...

The hilarious thing is this only covers 1992-1995 and he only has one sentence for 1995 so far. So all that text for 2-3 years of his life where the only thing of significance is that he got fired from a construction job and that his buddy got arrested.

So he'd have written 8 years worth of content written before that and still intended to write like 13-15 years more. And those last few would have had a lot to say.

It was so close to seeing what he thought of The Matrix.

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