Current Events > $100,000 annual salary but your job is a pole dancer

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Eliza3
01/19/21 9:41:31 AM
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Do you take the job?


The local strip joint is doing some diversity hiring, and the clientele AND employees will now be mixed gender. In order to attract out-of-shape male gamers, the management will offer free pole-dancing training and $100k salary. The job is only available for one year, so you can't do it forever. Would you take the job?


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Spiritlittle
01/19/21 9:42:45 AM
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One year making $100,000 is more than I would make in 2.5 at my current job.

Hell yes, I'm taking it.

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Hexenherz
01/19/21 9:43:29 AM
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lol I'd hate to see how desperate the people there are if they're going to hire me for *that* high of a salary.

It's not much more than what I make now so I don't know if it'd make sense to take it, unless I could like get my contract put on hold for a year >_>

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Dark_SilverX
01/19/21 9:45:29 AM
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sounds like the dream ;3

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Wii_Shaker
01/19/21 9:47:33 AM
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I'd give it a shot.

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MrResetti
01/19/21 9:48:04 AM
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Sounds a little low for my talents.

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CE_gonna_CE
01/19/21 9:48:58 AM
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Doesnt matter how far and out of shape Im in? Sold.

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pegusus123456
01/19/21 9:50:13 AM
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Me right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD92a5eebYg

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monkmith
01/19/21 9:51:11 AM
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make my money on the pole? ok fine, not sure who'd want to see it though, probably gonna spend most of the time falling on my head...

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Zodd3224
01/19/21 9:51:34 AM
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I'd do it for $10 annual salary

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Master Kazuya
01/19/21 9:53:33 AM
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Just call me CEman

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kbelfisBACK
01/19/21 9:55:32 AM
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I know exotic dancers who make more than 100k a year y'all have me weak w these replies lmao
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RedJackson
01/19/21 10:03:31 AM
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if I could wear a burlesque mask, sure >_>


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KStateKing17
01/19/21 10:05:45 AM
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If they tell me to climb that pole for 100k, I'm asking how high and getting my money.

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sauceje
01/19/21 10:14:01 AM
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100k dollars would be just over five times what I make in a regular year. And it's certainly healthier than sitting on my ass all day. Worried about being able to get my job back after tho

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