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Smackems 01/18/21 5:06:16 PM #1:	Hurts all funky like --- Common sense is a fudge round - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:949650032] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Hurts all funky like </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 01/18/21 5:06:58 PM #2:	Those suck Had that problem like 7 years ago --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:949650057] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Those suck Had that problem like 7 years ago </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 01/18/21 5:07:21 PM #3:	For external pain try calmoseptine. For internal maybe a suppository. --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:949650070] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>For external pain try calmoseptine. For internal maybe a suppository. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/18/21 5:07:55 PM #4:	Dreepapult posted... Those suck Had that problem like 7 years ago I've had it for 11. It's my buddy. It's inside me God fucking dammit I spelled hemorrhoid wrong --- Common sense is a fudge round - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:949650087] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Dreepapult posted... </cite> <quote>Those suck Had that problem like 7 years ago</quote>I've had it for 11. It's my buddy. It's inside me God fucking dammit I spelled hemorrhoid wrong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/18/21 5:10:37 PM #5:	Dreepapult posted... For external pain try calmoseptine. For internal maybe a suppository. I want it to RAGE --- Common sense is a fudge round - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:949650165] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Dreepapult posted... </cite> <quote>For external pain try calmoseptine. For internal maybe a suppository.</quote>I want it to RAGE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/18/21 10:38:25 PM #7:	No the hell you didn't --- Common sense is a fudge round - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:949661021] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>No the hell you didn't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 01/18/21 10:40:06 PM #8:	What did he say? --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:949661074] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>What did he say? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 01/18/21 10:40:27 PM #9:	Do you have a little inflatable donut to sit on? --- Have I carved enough, my Lord? Child, you are a bone <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:949661085] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Do you have a little inflatable donut to sit on? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Despised 01/18/21 10:41:49 PM #10:	I've also had issues with my buddy this week that's a weird coincidence I feel you bro --- Posted with GameRaven 3.6.0_B3 <cite>Despised posted [p:949661121] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>I've also had issues with my buddy this week that's a weird coincidence I feel you bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/18/21 10:43:42 PM #11:	Vicious_Dios posted... What did he say? "I'm gonna make you think you have colon cancer lol" The_Creep_2020 posted... Do you have a little inflatable donut to sit on? Nah it's not the kind that that would help --- Common sense is a fudge round - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:949661176] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite> <quote>What did he say?</quote>"I'm gonna make you think you have colon cancer lol" The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>Do you have a little inflatable donut to sit on?</quote>Nah it's not the kind that that would help </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Abiz_ 01/18/21 10:49:39 PM #13:	A topic like this on gamefaqs makes me feel old. <cite>Abiz_ posted [p:949661347] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>A topic like this on gamefaqs makes me feel old. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garmonbozia 01/18/21 10:52:03 PM #14:	DuranOfForcena posted... that sucks. those are not fun. i had what a thought was a really bad hemorrhoid, went to the doctor about it, turns out it's an anal fissure. just had a procedure done last week where they sutured it and dilated the sphincter in order to ease the muscle tension. it fucking hurts. Does sphincter dilation mean you have trouble holding things in? --- Fire walk with me <cite>Garmonbozia posted [p:949661405] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>DuranOfForcena posted...</cite> <quote>that sucks. those are not fun. i had what a thought was a really bad hemorrhoid, went to the doctor about it, turns out it's an anal fissure. just had a procedure done last week where they sutured it and dilated the sphincter in order to ease the muscle tension. it fucking hurts. </quote> Does sphincter dilation mean you have trouble holding things in?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 01/18/21 10:54:01 PM #16:	DuranOfForcena posted... that sucks. those are not fun. i had what a thought was a really bad hemorrhoid, went to the doctor about it, turns out it's an anal fissure. just had a procedure done last week where they sutured it and dilated the sphincter in order to ease the muscle tension. it fucking hurts. holy shit --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:949661437] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>DuranOfForcena posted... </cite> <quote>that sucks. those are not fun. i had what a thought was a really bad hemorrhoid, went to the doctor about it, turns out it's an anal fissure. just had a procedure done last week where they sutured it and dilated the sphincter in order to ease the muscle tension. it fucking hurts.</quote> holy shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/18/21 10:54:08 PM #17:	Butt chugging tequila prevents hemorrhoids --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:949661441] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Butt chugging tequila prevents hemorrhoids </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 01/18/21 10:55:09 PM #18:	Get the Preparation H with Lidocain --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:949661463] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Get the Preparation H with Lidocain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 01/18/21 10:55:11 PM #19:	Ever since I learned that hemorrhoids are caused by straining during bowel movements, I now just take really deep breaths when pooping to force motion instead. --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:949661466] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Ever since I learned that hemorrhoids are caused by straining during bowel movements, I now just take really deep breaths when pooping to force motion instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 01/18/21 10:55:34 PM #20:	Never had one but know several people that have them. Sounds terrible --- Fervent appearing <cite>masticatingman posted [p:949661472] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Never had one but know several people that have them. Sounds terrible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 01/18/21 10:55:52 PM #21:	Aren't anal fissures really common even though they sound terrible? They are just small cuts in your butt and may happen if you have a big poop. Usually they heal on their own. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:949661482] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>Aren't anal fissures really common even though they sound terrible? They are just small cuts in your butt and may happen if you have a big poop. Usually they heal on their own. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/18/21 10:58:11 PM #22:	DuranOfForcena posted... that sucks. those are not fun. i had what a thought was a really bad hemorrhoid, went to the doctor about it, turns out it's an anal fissure. just had a procedure done last week where they sutured it and dilated the sphincter in order to ease the muscle tension. it fucking hurts. I am actually bleeding a tiny bit, unusually. I usually bleed when i poop, sometimes a lot, but today it's just kinda been coming out just a little all day. I have an appointment to see the doctor Thursday, and I'm gonna try suppositories (which have never helped much) tomorrow. If they don't help I'll go on Wednesday Abiz_ posted... A topic like this on gamefaqs makes me feel old. I've had this thing since I was 22 or so MabusIncarnate posted... Butt chugging tequila prevents hemorrhoids Brb gonna try this --- Common sense is a fudge round - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:949661537] in Hemorhhoid... [t:79246488]...</cite> <quote>DuranOfForcena posted... </cite> <quote>that sucks. those are not fun. i had what a thought was a really bad hemorrhoid, went to the doctor about it, turns out it's an anal fissure. just had a procedure done last week where they sutured it and dilated the sphincter in order to ease the muscle tension. it fucking hurts.</quote>I am actually bleeding a tiny bit, unusually. I usually bleed when i poop, sometimes a lot, but today it's just kinda been coming out just a little all day. I have an appointment to see the doctor Thursday, and I'm gonna try suppositories (which have never helped much) tomorrow. If they don't help I'll go on Wednesday Abiz_ posted... </cite> <quote>A topic like this on gamefaqs makes me feel old.</quote>I've had this thing since I was 22 or so MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Butt chugging tequila prevents hemorrhoids</quote>Brb gonna try this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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