Current Events > As a kid I peed in the backyard once

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On a big tree. For no reason except maybe to see how it felt to pee outdoors

anyone ever do anything like that?

Back when I had a house and a yard I would take the dog out and we'd both pee outside. It was nice.

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All the time when I was playing outside lol

but I made sure to stand next to the fence so I would pee in my neighbors yard instead


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When I was a kid I grabbed a cactus plant. And also hot charcoal.

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RedJackson posted...

All the time when I was playing outside lol

but I made sure to stand next to the fence so I would pee in my neighbors yard instead

I did this once. My parents were renting. The neighbour saw me do it, put in a complaint and got us kicked out -_-

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When I was in 6th grade, I forgot to bring my house keys with me one day. Both of my parents were usually still at work by the time I got home at about 3pm, and my older bro was on the highschool track team, or usually just played ball with his friends for a bit before he got in the house, so he normally wasn't getting home till' about 5:00ish or whatever the hell.

My mom wasn't getting off till' about 4 pm, and my dad a little shortly after that. The two neighbors that my family sorta' knew and talked to every once in a blue moon were both not home yet either.....basically, It really sucked to be me this day, lmao. I had to take a gigantic dump (we had crackers and beef w/ vegetable soup that day for lunch, and as much as I actually liked when they served this, it makes me crazy take a dump when I get in the house) , so I am pretty much just dancing around clenching my cheeks for about 15 minutes.

My stomach is crazy cramping at that point, and I couldn't hold it no longer. I went into our backyard, squatted behind my dad's small fishing boat that he rarely used, and took a powerful outside afternoon dump, and peed all after the fact. I tried my best wiping with the biggest leaf I could find, but fuck it, I had to do what I had to do.

....this was back in like, 1995...all these years and I still feel a little dirty from wiping with a leaf, lol.

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I lived in a house with the bathroom upstairs, no way I was going all the way up there when I can pee in the yard.

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Rika_Furude posted...

I did this once. My parents were renting. The neighbour saw me do it, put in a complaint and got us kicked out -_-

what a ****ing asswipe smh lol


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Just once? Lol
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