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deupd_u 01/08/21 8:04:59 AM #1: |
as unsatisfying as I thought it would be. If it doesn't add to my bodycount, what's the freaking point?
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Wii_Shaker 01/08/21 8:07:39 AM #3: |
Why did you go back?
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deupd_u 01/08/21 8:11:10 AM #4: |
Wii_Shaker posted...
Why did you go back?I got my heart broken by the most beautiful, charming woman I've ever seen, and I just needed a warm body ASAP before I fell into a spiral of drinking and tears. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deupd_u 01/08/21 8:14:30 AM #6: |
tote_all posted...
You sound stable!Have you never seen deupd_u before? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 01/08/21 8:17:35 AM #7: |
deupd_u posted...
Have you never seen deupd_u before? Forgot to switch accounts I see. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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smoke_break 01/08/21 8:18:06 AM #8: |
deupd_u posted...
before I fell into a spiral of drinking and tearsThat's the best way though, get it all out of your system then move on. I always cry when I get my heart broken. In private of course, lol. It helps. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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specialkid8 01/08/21 8:21:24 AM #9: |
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MedeaLysistrata 01/08/21 8:23:24 AM #10: |
TC, have you considered just finding one woman and keeping her? Or is that not your wheelhouse
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deupd_u 01/08/21 8:31:36 AM #11: |
MedeaLysistrata posted...
TC, have you considered just finding one woman and keeping her? Or is that not your wheelhouseI tried that with the last one. She decided she'd rather hoe around, hence the heartbreak. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 01/08/21 8:41:04 AM #12: |
deupd_u posted...
I tried that with the last one. She decided she'd rather hoe around, hence the heartbreak.Hmm So a guy needs the swag to pull, and the swag to keep --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 01/08/21 8:41:31 AM #13: |
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marthsheretoo 01/08/21 8:42:34 AM #14: |
Parappa09 posted...
whats your current body count deupd? About 37 --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trappedunderice 01/08/21 8:44:50 AM #15: |
The way you post on a video game message board is a red flag. You need help.
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spikethedevil 01/08/21 8:53:42 AM #16: |
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Forgot to switch accounts I see. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deupd_u 01/08/21 4:32:28 PM #17: |
'Tis Friday night. Time to club and get crunk once more. Perhaps cheap beer and cheaper bar skanks could set the deupster at ease, at least for a night.
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refmon 01/08/21 4:33:05 PM #18: |
You need to find love, Jack
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Socrawheeze 01/08/21 4:33:34 PM #19: |
Anyone else consider it super weird to come here to lie to like 19 people about sexual conquests
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deupd_u 01/08/21 4:35:36 PM #20: |
Socrawheeze posted...
Anyone else consider it super weird to come here to lie to like 19 people about sexual conquestsQuite dreadful to think that a human female would succumb to the seduction of a wretch like me, isn't it? Call it dancing with the Devil --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fazeo13 01/08/21 4:38:53 PM #21: |
Did she stink?
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Socrawheeze 01/08/21 4:39:59 PM #22: |
deupd_u posted...
Quite dreadful to think that a human female would succumb to the seduction of a wretch like me, isn't it? Call it dancing with the DevilDreadful? No. Absurdly unbelievable, yeah. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deupd_u 01/08/21 8:04:11 PM #23: |
Fazeo13 posted...
Did she stink?Not remarkable, but she had a big patch of hair on her lower back I didn't notice the last time. Eww. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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