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deupd_u
01/08/21 8:04:59 AM
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as unsatisfying as I thought it would be. If it doesn't add to my bodycount, what's the freaking point?

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Wii_Shaker
01/08/21 8:07:39 AM
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Why did you go back?

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deupd_u
01/08/21 8:11:10 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Why did you go back?
I got my heart broken by the most beautiful, charming woman I've ever seen, and I just needed a warm body ASAP before I fell into a spiral of drinking and tears.

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deupd_u
01/08/21 8:14:30 AM
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tote_all posted...
You sound stable!
Have you never seen deupd_u before?

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spikethedevil
01/08/21 8:17:35 AM
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deupd_u posted...
Have you never seen deupd_u before?

Forgot to switch accounts I see.

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smoke_break
01/08/21 8:18:06 AM
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deupd_u posted...
before I fell into a spiral of drinking and tears
That's the best way though, get it all out of your system then move on. I always cry when I get my heart broken. In private of course, lol. It helps.

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specialkid8
01/08/21 8:21:24 AM
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TC, please stop murdering women. They hate that.

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MedeaLysistrata
01/08/21 8:23:24 AM
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TC, have you considered just finding one woman and keeping her? Or is that not your wheelhouse

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deupd_u
01/08/21 8:31:36 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
TC, have you considered just finding one woman and keeping her? Or is that not your wheelhouse
I tried that with the last one. She decided she'd rather hoe around, hence the heartbreak.

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MedeaLysistrata
01/08/21 8:41:04 AM
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deupd_u posted...
I tried that with the last one. She decided she'd rather hoe around, hence the heartbreak.
Hmm

So a guy needs the swag to pull, and the swag to keep

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Parappa09
01/08/21 8:41:31 AM
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whats your current body count deupd?

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marthsheretoo
01/08/21 8:42:34 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
whats your current body count deupd?

About 37

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trappedunderice
01/08/21 8:44:50 AM
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The way you post on a video game message board is a red flag. You need help.

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spikethedevil
01/08/21 8:53:42 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Forgot to switch accounts I see.


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deupd_u
01/08/21 4:32:28 PM
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'Tis Friday night. Time to club and get crunk once more. Perhaps cheap beer and cheaper bar skanks could set the deupster at ease, at least for a night.

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refmon
01/08/21 4:33:05 PM
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You need to find love, Jack

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Socrawheeze
01/08/21 4:33:34 PM
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Anyone else consider it super weird to come here to lie to like 19 people about sexual conquests
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deupd_u
01/08/21 4:35:36 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
Anyone else consider it super weird to come here to lie to like 19 people about sexual conquests
Quite dreadful to think that a human female would succumb to the seduction of a wretch like me, isn't it? Call it dancing with the Devil

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Fazeo13
01/08/21 4:38:53 PM
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Did she stink?
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Socrawheeze
01/08/21 4:39:59 PM
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deupd_u posted...
Quite dreadful to think that a human female would succumb to the seduction of a wretch like me, isn't it? Call it dancing with the Devil
Dreadful? No. Absurdly unbelievable, yeah.
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deupd_u
01/08/21 8:04:11 PM
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Fazeo13 posted...
Did she stink?
Not remarkable, but she had a big patch of hair on her lower back I didn't notice the last time. Eww.

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