Current Events > do people who go on their phones or whatever while pooping alternate between

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wiping and browsing their phones

or is it that they poop, browse their phone for a while, and then when they finally decide to start wiping they put their phone away (for good)

disgusting af habit either way though, tbh

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I don't know but when I eat while I poop, I usually switch my food to the other hand when I wipe, then swap back to bite afterwards.

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How do you know they do this?

I hold my phone with my right hand and wipe with the left.
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A5modeu5 posted...

I hold my phone with my right hand and wipe with the left.

It's like it's such a difficult concept to understand XD

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Why waste paper when I can wipe with my sandwich?

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WashYourHands posted...

Why waste paper when I can wipe with my sandwich?

That's like getting to eat it twice!

Edit: I wonder if this question kept TC up late last night?

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Real pros download a Wiping app and use the phone to wipe.

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I think you just put the phone down, wipe, wash your hands, and then pick up the phone again with your clean hands.
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A5modeu5 posted...

I hold my phone with my right hand and wipe with the left.

really, the left hand... wow

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R1masher posted...

really, the left hand... wow

1) Set phone down somewhere, like in pocket or on the vanity.
2) Release the majority of it.
3) Browse on phone for a few minutes to make sure everything came out.
4) Set phone down again.
5) Wipe.
6) Wash hands.

No reason to wipe and hold the phone at the same time.

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Hexenherz posted...

1) Set phone down somewhere, like in pocket or on the vanity.
2) Release the majority of it.
3) Browse on phone for a few minutes to make sure everything came out.
4) Set phone down again.
5) Wipe.
6) Wash hands.

No reason to wipe and hold the phone at the same time.

What's the point of #1?

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It's hard to concentrate on a good shit and hold a phone at the same time, thus 1) exists for this very reason.

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Because you need to pull your pants down. I guess if the phone is already in your pocket you might be fine but like say I'm going from the living room to the bathroom, it's just as easy to just grab it and set it down and avoid the pocket thing altogether.

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I put the phone down when I'm done and wipe, wash my hands, then pick it back up.

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