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teepan95 01/03/21 1:17:54 PM #1: |
Have you?
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Sictis 01/03/21 1:18:26 PM #2: |
Never cared to
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pojr 01/03/21 1:18:35 PM #3: |
never measured
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HighOnSolar 01/03/21 1:19:00 PM #4: |
pastor measured
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smoke_break 01/03/21 1:21:14 PM #5: |
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teepan95 01/03/21 1:21:32 PM #6: |
I've never measured it myself, nor had it measured
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Complete_Idi0t 01/03/21 1:22:27 PM #7: |
Yeah, I think it's like 1000 pages
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CanuckCowboy 01/03/21 1:22:40 PM #8: |
If a doctor measures my dick im filing a complaint and getting a new doctor.
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a-c-a-b 01/03/21 1:23:33 PM #9: |
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Yeah, I think it's like 1000 pages Beat me to It. --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 01/03/21 1:26:48 PM #10: |
The length of a Sony Playstation Vita!!
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teepan95 01/03/21 1:50:09 PM #11: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
If a doctor measures my dick im filing a complaint and getting a new doctor. But what about penis inspection day? --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 01/03/21 1:54:44 PM #12: |
Of course I have. Just like nearly any other guy.
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averagejoel 01/03/21 1:54:54 PM #13: |
where are you supposed to measure from?
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Complete_Idi0t 01/03/21 1:59:07 PM #14: |
averagejoel posted...
where are you supposed to measure from? From new york to los angeles ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SteveNasti 01/03/21 1:59:50 PM #15: |
I wish!
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Shablagoo 01/03/21 2:02:33 PM #16: |
Old girlfriend measured it once
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HighOnSolar 01/03/21 2:20:06 PM #17: |
averagejoel posted...
where are you supposed to measure from?Top, then bottom, take the average, multiply by pi and then square root it. --- Surf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SPE 01/03/21 2:21:25 PM #18: |
Why would a doctor measure it? Lmao
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MrResetti 01/03/21 2:26:41 PM #19: |
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teepan95 01/03/21 3:15:02 PM #20: |
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ktownslayer16 01/03/21 3:16:44 PM #21: |
Is this topic a low key cry for help because your Dr. is assaulting you or....
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SamsungGearS2 01/03/21 3:21:45 PM #22: |
I can barely reach it sometimes.
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Socrawheeze 01/03/21 3:22:48 PM #23: |
teepan95 posted...
Yes, I've had it measured by a sexual partner ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 01/04/21 1:11:13 AM #24: |
ktownslayer16 posted...
Is this topic a low key cry for help because your Dr. is assaulting you or.... Nah lol I've never measured it or had it measured --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scorsese2002 01/04/21 1:15:09 AM #25: |
ktownslayer16 posted...
Is this topic a low key cry for help because your Dr. is assaulting you or.... https://youtu.be/X8jGTF-XKZg --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HighOnSolar 01/04/21 1:17:17 AM #26: |
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Nukazie 01/04/21 1:17:42 AM #27: |
yes and i know even jesus will be disappointed
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KogaSteelfang 01/04/21 1:19:12 AM #28: |
MrResetti posted...
Why the fuck would a doctor measure your dickMy therapist asked how big mine was. I got so uncomfortable. --- Work in progress, please be patient. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BarbaricAvatar 01/04/21 1:32:57 AM #29: |
No, i lost mine in a boating accident.
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Duncanwii 01/04/21 1:41:12 AM #30: |
CanuckCowboy posted...
If a doctor measures my dick im filing a complaint and getting a new doctor. What if it's a hot female doctor? --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 01/04/21 2:16:20 AM #31: |
Duncanwii posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...If a doctor measures my dick im filing a complaint and getting a new doctor. duncandon't.jpeg --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SPE 01/04/21 8:00:40 AM #32: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
My therapist asked how big mine was. I got so uncomfortable. why ask that? How did it come up? --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sictis 01/04/21 8:02:27 AM #33: |
SPE posted...
How did it come up? --- Maggot of metal, rust, and rot... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 01/04/21 8:03:13 AM #34: |
teepan95 posted...
Well don't let us stop you. --- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PIG_B0SS 01/04/21 8:07:56 AM #35: |
4 inches
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teepan95 01/04/21 10:07:02 AM #36: |
bigtiggie23 posted...
teepan95 posted... I'm genuinely not curious. Not like I can do anything about it --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 01/04/21 11:18:45 AM #37: |
SPE posted...
why ask that? How did it come up?It's been a few years since then, so I don't recall exactly how it happened. Iirc we were discussing my self esteem issues. I posted about it here the day it happened, and some of you suggested he was trying to find something for me to be proud of. It seriously came out of the blue though, like it was a normal session, then "Hey, about your dick? Is it big or what?" I literally shut down and couldn't respond with anything except "I don't know" for any personal question after that, iirc he cut that session short because I was too embarrassed to talk with him. --- Work in progress, please be patient. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/04/21 11:21:01 AM #38: |
I measured it out to a nice 9 inches of steel, then my friend pointed out I was holding the ruler backwards.
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SuperExcitebike 01/04/21 11:22:27 AM #39: |
Never actually measured, but I have compared it to my phone and remote and stuff
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COVxy 01/04/21 11:26:07 AM #40: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
It's been a few years since then, so I don't recall exactly how it happened. Iirc we were discussing my self esteem issues. I posted about it here the day it happened, and some of you suggested he was trying to find something for me to be proud of. It seriously came out of the blue though, like it was a normal session, then "Hey, about your dick? Is it big or what?" I literally shut down and couldn't respond with anything except "I don't know" for any personal question after that, iirc he cut that session short because I was too embarrassed to talk with him. How sure are you that this person was a real therapist? Lmao. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 01/04/21 11:35:11 AM #41: |
COVxy posted...
How sure are you that this person was a real therapist? Lmao.Well, not entirely sure actually. He claimed to have started some kind of mental health clinic in California when he was young. He was pushing 80 when he was my therapist. Said he had retired a long time ago and was just doing it as a hobby now. So... I was a little suspicious of him at that point, as I didn't know providing therapy was a "hobby" one could choose. He spent most of our sessions on the phone, and talking about himself too. The things we did discuss about my life, he didn't remember the next session. The whole thing was weird. --- Work in progress, please be patient. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/04/21 11:36:38 AM #42: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
Well, not entirely sure actually. He claimed to have started some kind of mental health clinic in California when he was young. He was pushing 80 when he was my therapist. Said he had retired a long time ago and was just doing it as a hobby now. So... I was a little suspicious of him at that point, as I didn't know providing therapy was a "hobby" one could choose.wtf lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquirtleSkwad 01/04/21 11:37:10 AM #43: |
Wow. Lotta people measure their members.
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KogaSteelfang 01/04/21 11:40:31 AM #44: |
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
wtf lolHis office was literally inside the medical clinic I use, and I was sent over to him by my doctor. So I had no reason to outright distrust him, but the more time I spent there the worse it got. I quit seeing after about 6 months. He made things so much worse for me. --- Work in progress, please be patient. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SPE 01/04/21 11:59:34 AM #45: |
Here is the problem about measuring; you have to be happy.
happy isnt a binary, your deku stick only reaches full happy if youre really into it. Its hard to reach full happy if youre trying to make it happen (by yourself) so you can measure. Youre bound to get a smaller measurement --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Homeless_Waifu 01/04/21 12:06:45 PM #46: |
As long as my girlfriend's leg, though she's pretty short...
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COVxy 01/04/21 12:10:48 PM #47: |
SPE posted...
Here is the problem about measuring; you have to be happy. It's true, the phenomenon is called quantum shrinkage. I know I'm really 18in, but my measurement never reflects that. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrankJaegr 01/04/21 12:13:14 PM #48: |
by *it* you mean my dick or are you talking about my penis
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SPE 01/04/21 12:13:44 PM #49: |
FrankJaegr posted...
by *it* you mean my dick or are you talking about my penis how do you know theyre fragile? --- Welcome to the Spore Store! My shrooms are delicious, suspicious, but never malicious! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrankJaegr 01/04/21 12:17:19 PM #50: |
SPE posted...
how do you know theyre fragile? I laid them out on a table and I dropped a stack of textbooks on them - didnt go how I planned tbh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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