Current Events > 200 million sperm and you were the one who made it.

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AzurexNightmare
01/02/21 10:48:25 AM
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How embarrassing...

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R1masher
01/02/21 10:50:17 AM
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Are you calling me a sperm?

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Graycap
01/02/21 10:51:40 AM
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If you think about it, if your life ends up sucking, that's horrendously bad luck that you had.
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AzurexNightmare
01/02/21 10:52:18 AM
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Graycap posted...
If you think about it, if your life ends up sucking, that's horrendously bad luck that you had.
True unless it sucks because of your parents. Because the other 199 million would have had the same parents.

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Bananana
01/02/21 11:03:59 AM
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Actually, it takes a number of sperm to hit the egg before one actually goes through

so you just rode off of more successful peoples work

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Ricemills
01/02/21 11:06:01 AM
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does it even matter?
any other sperms ejaculated probably exact same gene copies, and end up the same.

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YoungMutual
01/02/21 11:13:41 AM
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Why do people think we're the sperm.

Maybe we're the egg

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Killmonger
01/03/21 4:22:38 AM
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marthsheretoo
01/03/21 4:23:29 AM
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Bananana posted...
Actually, it takes a number of sperm to hit the egg before one actually goes through

so you just rode off of more successful peoples work

He didn't say you were first >_>

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g0ldie
01/03/21 4:24:33 AM
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while all of the chad sperm were fighting amongst each other, i just snuck in

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Solar_Crimson
01/04/21 9:25:14 PM
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Killmonger posted...
Sounds about right.

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MorbidFaithless
01/04/21 9:29:59 PM
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Ricemills posted...
does it even matter?
any other sperms ejaculated probably exact same gene copies, and end up the same.
Then wouldn't every child a man has with the same woman look exactly alike? I've wondered this. If our dads waited like 20 more seconds to nut, would we be a completely different person?

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LincolnDuncan
01/04/21 9:40:09 PM
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Sometimes I think "hundreds, maybe thousands of years of my ancestors scratching and clawing to survive and pass their DNA on..for this" as I eat french fries in bed.

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