Current Events > Hypothetical: It turns out you're the illegitimate father of the president.

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She became the first female president largely off the back of her 'father' Roger Elliott who was a beloved world reknowned philanthropist and surgeon. His shocking death in a car crash galvanized her to run for government and got her increible amounts of sympathy, funds and support that culminated in the presidency.

You even voted for her.

Then unscrupulous members of her opposition did a DNA test and discovered that you are her biological father which they reveal publicly. She's not the child of the heroic legendary doctor that everyone loved but a complete deadbeat loser. The media is now riding you through the dirt to attack her and everything bad or embarrasing thing you did is being paraded about. Her entire campaign is being accused of being a disgusting fraud (She didn't know) It's the big politcal talking piece.

Her mom Maria was your ex and she never told you because you had quite a nasty breakup while Elliott was there for her. So when she discovered she was pregnant she never told Elliott that it might not be his.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Her entire campaign is being accused of being a disgusting fraud (She didn't know) It's the big politcal talking piece

But Roger Elliott was still her Dad. If anything that's more to his credit because he probably knew.

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Darmik posted...

But Roger Elliott was still her Dad. If anything that's more to his credit because he probably knew.

He didn't know but no one knows that.

Either way it won't stop her opponents using it as ammunition

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UnfairRepresent posted...

He didn't know but no one knows that.

Either way it won't stop her opponents using it as ammunition

It's pretty poor ammunition. Nothing about her story has changed other than genetics.

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I'd be pretty fucking livid with Maria for not telling me about my daughter.

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Darmik posted...

It's pretty poor ammunition. Nothing about her story has changed other than genetics.

lol you know nothing Jon Snowabout American politics

The current big ammunition against Biden is:

The election was a hoax (It wasn't)
His wife isn't a doctor (she is)
And his son is a pedo (he's not)

Trump's campaign was

Obama fucked up the economy (he didn't)
Clinton will go to jail (she won't)
And a big expensive wall will stop brown people from coming, will fix everything and Mexico will pay for it (...wut?)

Meanwhile fraud, coercion, embezzlement, blatant lying, pardoning mass murders and the wealthy is all okay

Reality doesn't matter, it's how you spin a story

And "Her entire campaign spiel was a lie, she's a liar, her real dad's a douche, what else is the liar lying about?" is a nuclear submarine for the media

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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

I'd be pretty fucking livid with Maria for not telling me about my daughter.

Same here.

pfh1001 posted...

I'd be pretty fucking livid with Maria for not telling me about my daughter.

Same here.

You'd had a nasty breakup, she was with Roger now. She wanted it to be his, why risk pissing him off and you being a deadbeat when everyone was happy?


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