Current Events > TeaMilks mom bought me a shirt that's like 4 sizes too small

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DocileOrangeCup
12/25/20 12:41:50 AM
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It's smaller than her average sized son wears and I'm in fact a large Mexican man. Do I have to wear it next time I see her

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TeaMilk
12/25/20 12:42:45 AM
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Wear all the xmas presents she's got you the last 3 years and only that

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Butterfiles
12/25/20 12:43:09 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I'm in fact a large Mexican man
Tagged as "A Large Mexican Man"

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nothanks1
12/25/20 12:43:33 AM
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okay fakecorn let's do this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country

172 cm (5 ft 7 12 in)

Sir, you are not 4 sizes too big for the average height of a Mexican man.

Just cut out the moobs holes
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Evening_Dragon
12/25/20 12:43:51 AM
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lmao

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nothanks1
12/25/20 12:44:13 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
3 years

woah woah woah hold on there missy

fakecorn is like barely even a teenager

I thought it was also more like one year you were together
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Touch
12/25/20 12:44:20 AM
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I wish TeaMilk's mom would buy me presents

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/25/20 12:45:09 AM
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Since when do orange cups wear shirts!?
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Freddie_Mercury
12/25/20 12:45:59 AM
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TeaMilk
12/25/20 12:48:29 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
woah woah woah hold on there missy

fakecorn is like barely even a teenager

I thought it was also more like one year you were together
Nah its like 2.5ish years? My mom said he seems normal so she gets him xmas presents

Touch posted...
I wish TeaMilk's mom would buy me presents
What do you want for next year? I'll ask

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nothanks1
12/25/20 12:49:03 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
My mom said he seems normal

He's literally a CEman
Did your mom meet men that were posting on 4chan only or something?
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DocileOrangeCup
12/25/20 12:49:38 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Wear all the xmas presents she's got you the last 3 years and only that
Oh shit great idea

Butterfiles posted...
Tagged as "A Large Mexican Man"
That's a good tag gracias

nothanks1 posted...
okay fakecorn let's do this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country

172 cm (5 ft 7 12 in)

Sir, you are not 4 sizes too big for the average height of a Mexican man.

Just cut out the moobs holes
No you see I'm a LARGE Mexican man. Large

Evening_Dragon posted...
lmao
Large, Mexican, And Oatrisized

nothanks1 posted...
woah woah woah hold on there missy

fakecorn is like barely even a teenager

I thought it was also more like one year you were together
No it's OK don't call the police

Touch posted...
I wish TeaMilk's mom would buy me presents
I can make her single

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Since when do orange cups wear shirts!?
It's cold out OK plus it's a gift

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TeaMilk
12/25/20 12:50:48 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
He's literally a CEman
Did your mom meet men that were posting on 4chan only or something?
Idk my mom probably thought he's normal compared to the last person I dated since he's a straight cis guy or something

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nothanks1
12/25/20 12:52:45 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I can make her single

You're going to what? Make her mom single?
How?

TeaMilk posted...
Idk my mom probably thought he's normal compared to the last person I dated since he's a straight cis guy or something

>fakecorn
>straight

The nice man willingly once did that thing for the other thing with the thing to get things
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Turbam
12/25/20 12:53:49 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Idk my mom probably thought he's normal compared to the last person I dated since he's a straight cis guy or something
Wtf!?
A Vita owner like DoC got a date and a Chad New 3DS owner like me can't get nuthin?!?!

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Returning_CEmen
12/25/20 12:54:43 AM
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What does the shirt look like?
are the other two shirts also undersized?

My aunt does this to my dad too. He wears 2XL and she always gets him a L. Its funny
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Touch
12/25/20 1:03:27 AM
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Can she get me a shirt with a large mexican man on it

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DocileOrangeCup
12/25/20 1:06:32 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
>Fakecorn
>straight

The nice man willingly once did that thing for the other thing with the thing to get things
Don't tell anyone about that!!

nothanks1 posted...
You're going to what? Make her mom single?
How?
Yeah
I'll steal her man

Turbam posted...
Wtf!?
A Vita owner like DoC got a date and a Chad New 3DS owner like me can't get nuthin?!?!
Hah who's the real Chad here

Returning_CEmen posted...
What does the shirt look like?
are the other two shirts also undersized?

My aunt does this to my dad too. He wears 2XL and she always gets him a L. Its funny

They weren't shirts but kind of lmao
That's great lol

Touch posted...
Can she get me a shirt with a large mexican man on it
I'll let you know

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DocileOrangeCup
12/25/20 5:31:07 PM
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nothanks1
12/25/20 5:36:24 PM
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I was very drunk when I posted in this topic
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Reis
12/25/20 5:37:48 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Nah its like 2.5ish years? My mom said he seems normal so she gets him xmas presents

time flies so fast
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Touch
12/25/20 5:39:58 PM
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Merry Holimas Cornman, TeaMilk and MommaMilk

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Machete
12/25/20 5:43:50 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I was very drunk when I posted in this topic

I only just now saw this topic and my response to this is "yes"

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