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Lord_Shadow 12/23/20 9:53:25 PM #1: |
Going to every home in the world? Are you fucking kidding me he is a flying super spreader
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TomNook20 12/23/20 9:54:44 PM #2: |
And he has a giant beard so his mask won't work. If he even wears one.
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MrFingers07 12/23/20 9:54:50 PM #3: |
He's vaccinated.
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AdrianBeterson 12/23/20 9:54:55 PM #4: |
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sLaCkEr408___RJ 12/23/20 9:55:04 PM #5: |
I would imagine Santa is immune to such things
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Mistere Man 12/23/20 9:55:15 PM #6: |
I hear you have to be around them for 15 minutes and as fast as they are you're lucky if you get 15 seconds.
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AdrianBeterson 12/23/20 9:55:53 PM #7: |
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
I would imagine Santa is immune to such thingsHes immune, but what about him spreading it to others? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g980 12/23/20 9:59:17 PM #8: |
santa isnt exactly going near anyone while he's delivering presents, much less lingering anywhere
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Lord_Shadow_19 12/23/20 10:01:02 PM #9: |
Santa is a carrier
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SmidgeIsntBack 12/23/20 10:01:43 PM #10: |
Santa breaks the sound barrier. That makes him slightly faster than the spread of covid in the US.
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Lord_Shadow_19 12/23/20 10:03:46 PM #11: |
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Santa breaks the sound barrier. That makes him slightly faster than the spread of covid in the US. But his covid infected gloves would spread the disease to the presents he leaves for kids and the cup and plate he gets his milk and cookies from --- Epstein didn't kill himself ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 12/23/20 10:34:49 PM #12: |
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ZEROWOLF 12/23/20 10:36:09 PM #13: |
But, he has Jesus powers.
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Homeless_Waifu 12/23/20 10:38:55 PM #14: |
I would assume that's the main reason N.O.R.A.D is closely monitoring their missile/ICBM detection systems.
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