Current Events > One Day GOD desides to grant you one perfect wish.

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Sunburn
12/23/20 3:26:01 PM
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BUT in return you must sacrifice 500 random species of animal and 50,000 random people.

The wish will not bring the animals or people back. God guarantees the good people will go to heaven and the bad will go to hell.

And you will still have a safe ride to heaven.

Do you still take the wish?
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Evening_Dragon
12/23/20 3:26:39 PM
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Yes. My wish is for God to never have existed, thus preventing the issue.

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Sunburn
12/23/20 3:27:10 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Yes. My wish is for God to never have existed, thus preventing the issue.


He's immune to the wish because he's f**ing god.
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lilORANG
12/23/20 3:32:38 PM
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Sunburn posted...


He's immune to the wish because he's f**ing god.


Who he's sleeping with shouldnt decide the issue...
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PMarth2002
12/23/20 3:34:30 PM
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No.

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Evening_Dragon
12/23/20 10:26:15 PM
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Sunburn posted...
He's immune to the wish because he's f**ing god.

Then he's lying by omission. False idol.

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Tyranthraxus
12/23/20 10:29:37 PM
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Sunburn posted...
He's immune to the wish because he's f**ing god.

I wish for his immunity to go away and then kill him myself with help from Joe Biden

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Rika_Furude
12/23/20 10:30:10 PM
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TreyFlowers
12/23/20 10:33:51 PM
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It always sounds like good odds, but you always end up sacrificing your own family member or pet.

If I could make a caveat that none of my family members or friends, or their pets are sacrificed, then hell to the fuck yeah, brother.

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AsucaHayashi
12/23/20 10:37:54 PM
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the thought of incidentally eradicating something like cows or chickens etc... f that s tbh

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